corrupt a wish - Page 32

**Cuivienen** · 05-25-2008, 01:46 PM

	Originally Posted by schwartzie To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	granted. You can have all the extra dark unsweetened 100% cacao you like.

But that is the best kind there is
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. Damn, I should have made that wish

**schwartzie** · 05-25-2008, 01:56 PM

	Originally Posted by Cuivienen To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	But that is the best kind there is To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Damn, I should have made that wish

well. 60, 72 , even 80 is lovely. 100% bites!
but with great beneficence the Corrupted Wish grants you too all the 100% you like.

**Cuivienen** · 05-25-2008, 01:59 PM

yum, lucky me
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**Synamon** · 05-25-2008, 02:12 PM

Wait that wish was granted to ME, ME, ME. Get your own chocolate.

Granted. All your chores do themselves, but everything is put away in the wrong place and now you can't find anything and must eat from paper plates and have nothing to wear.

I wish for a Starbucks extra hot, grande, decaf latte to go with my chocolate.

**schwartzie** · 05-25-2008, 02:28 PM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Wait that wish was granted to ME, ME, ME. Get your own chocolate. Granted. All your chores do themselves, but everything is put away in the wrong place and now you can't find anything and must eat from paper plates and have nothing to wear. I wish for a Starbucks extra hot, grande, decaf latte to go with my chocolate.

Granted. But you must both go to bed early, with no supper, for being greedy.
I wish my stuff was organized, and that the clothes would fold and hang themselves NICELY away!

**PHS Philip** · 05-25-2008, 02:35 PM

	Originally Posted by schwartzie To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. But you must both go to bed early, with no supper, for being greedy. I wish my stuff was organized, and that the clothes would fold and hang themselves NICELY away!

Granted, but as they fold they run along the ground, becoming covered in dirt.

I wish I had all the books on my to read list.

**Synamon** · 05-25-2008, 02:39 PM

Granted. All the books are right there behind you in the bookcase. LOOK OUT!!! the bookcase topples over from the sheer weight and crushes you.

I wish exercise wasn't such a bore.

**SeaCzar** · 05-25-2008, 03:56 PM

Granted. But its so exciting, you go into cardiac arrest and die. Hey, you looked great doing it!!

I wish I had a better Bloody Mary mix.

**mental drift** · 05-25-2008, 04:30 PM

Granted. But since the "better" mix required real blood, you contract aids.

I wish my kids would obey the first time I told them to do something.

**PHS Philip** · 05-25-2008, 05:02 PM

	Originally Posted by mental drift To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. But since the "better" mix required real blood, you contract aids. I wish my kids would obey the first time I told them to do something.

Granted, but now the second time they disobey. Have fun spending the rest of your life rewording!

I wish I knew the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

**Hdier** · 05-25-2008, 05:59 PM

Granted, but now all swallows carry coconuts, so it does you no good.

I wish I hadn't corrupted the wish in a cheesy way...

**bladeserver** · 05-26-2008, 04:50 PM

	Originally Posted by Hdier To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted, but now all swallows carry coconuts, so it does you no good. I wish I hadn't corrupted the wish in a cheesy way...

but you did and the sheer volume of cheese makes you lactose intolerant. No more ice cream for you cowboy.

I wish I was better endowed.

**Elfrun** · 05-26-2008, 06:07 PM

Granted, congratulations you are now a horse, there are carrots in the food fight room, please help yourself.

I wish I had a brand new you beaut 80cm plasma TV.

**Synamon** · 05-26-2008, 06:45 PM

Granted. But you have no cable, satellite, or DVD player. Enjoy the test pattern.

I wish I could remember jokes.

**schwartzie** · 05-26-2008, 09:43 PM

granted. You now remember hundreds--no, thousands-- of jokes. Unfortunately, however, their punchlines elude you.

I wish I had a tatoo, pain-free.

**Elfrun** · 05-26-2008, 09:54 PM

Granted, *thud, schwartzie slumps to the ground, now the fun begins* Hmm, where did I put the picture of those naked women holding a pistols?

I wish my new TV showed more than a test pattern *glares at Synamon*

**schwartzie** · 05-26-2008, 10:43 PM

thud? Thud, you say, is pain-free? (and I had in mind, something more like trailing stems of cherry blossom or vast stylized feathered wings, or intricate geometric cuffs.) anyway, granted. You can see decent tatoo designage. If you play nice, afterward, maybe blu-ray.

I wish for resumed painlessness for the duration of the procedure.

**rwyatt365** · 05-27-2008, 05:54 AM

Granted; You become pain-free for the duration of your tatooing process...and beyond. In fact, you can feel nothing as your nerve endings have become completely and comprenehsively deactivated. You exit the tatoo parlor and are hit by a bus - and you don't feel a thing.

I wish the holiday wasn't over.

**bladeserver** · 05-27-2008, 08:43 AM

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted; You become pain-free for the duration of your tatooing process...and beyond. In fact, you can feel nothing as your nerve endings have become completely and comprenehsively deactivated. You exit the tatoo parlor and are hit by a bus - and you don't feel a thing. I wish the holiday wasn't over.

and, as luck would have it it isn't, as your business collapses and you and everyone else is thrown onto the unemployment line.

I wish upon a star.

**Synamon** · 05-27-2008, 10:26 AM

Poof you are transported to the nearest star, the Sun, and are incinerated. Oh sorry, my bad, I misread your wish. "Upon" not "to be on", silly me, too bad, so sad, you are already incinerated.

I wish my hairdresser was not always running an hour late.

**SeaCzar** · 05-27-2008, 10:30 AM

Granted. The star you wish upon suddenly goes supernova, and you are ionized.

Ooops. Granted. Your hairdresser is running on week late.

I wish the relaxed feeling of having been on holiday would last until my next holiday.

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 05-27-2008, 10:46 AM

Granted. However your holidays were delayed for a really long time, and in the period between you've become so relaxed that your work and business have failed, due to the inability to focus.

I wish I could study 8 hours a day.

**schwartzie** · 05-27-2008, 11:16 AM

Granted.

Eight hours a day you'll wish you could study. *that's right, eh?*

I wish I didn't need to study for eight hours today.

**Hdier** · 05-27-2008, 11:18 AM

Granted. You can now study 8 hours a day. Unfortunately, you never feel like it, fall into drugs and brain-washing TV, and never end up studying.

Damn it! Fine; granted, you no longer need to study for 8 hours a day because an evil mastermind has captured you, and is now raping and torturing you repeatedly; I would say how you were being tortured, but I'm afraid of being banned.
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That'll teach you to post before me!!!

I wish that this thread would stop corrupting wishes and start improving them.

**rwyatt365** · 05-27-2008, 11:26 AM

Granted; the new directive is to improve upon wishes. Every wish is subsequently an improvement on the previous wish, until the improvements become unwieldly as to warp the space-time continuum, thus creating a black hole which consumes the entire universe, destroying all matter.

But we're all very much improved as a result.

I wish for world peace and and end to hunger.

05-25-2008, 01:59 PM	#778
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05-25-2008, 02:12 PM	#779
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Wait that wish was granted to ME, ME, ME. Get your own chocolate. Granted. All your chores do themselves, but everything is put away in the wrong place and now you can't find anything and must eat from paper plates and have nothing to wear. I wish for a Starbucks extra hot, grande, decaf latte to go with my chocolate.
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05-25-2008, 02:39 PM	#782
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted. All the books are right there behind you in the bookcase. LOOK OUT!!! the bookcase topples over from the sheer weight and crushes you. I wish exercise wasn't such a bore.
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05-25-2008, 03:56 PM	#783
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But its so exciting, you go into cardiac arrest and die. Hey, you looked great doing it!! I wish I had a better Bloody Mary mix.
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05-25-2008, 04:30 PM	#784
mental drift Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 330	Granted. But since the "better" mix required real blood, you contract aids. I wish my kids would obey the first time I told them to do something.
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05-25-2008, 05:59 PM	#786
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted, but now all swallows carry coconuts, so it does you no good. I wish I hadn't corrupted the wish in a cheesy way...
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05-26-2008, 06:07 PM	#788
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted, congratulations you are now a horse, there are carrots in the food fight room, please help yourself. I wish I had a brand new you beaut 80cm plasma TV.
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05-26-2008, 06:45 PM	#789
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted. But you have no cable, satellite, or DVD player. Enjoy the test pattern. I wish I could remember jokes.
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05-26-2008, 09:43 PM	#790
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. You now remember hundreds--no, thousands-- of jokes. Unfortunately, however, their punchlines elude you. I wish I had a tatoo, pain-free.
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05-26-2008, 09:54 PM	#791
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted, thud, schwartzie slumps to the ground, now the fun begins Hmm, where did I put the picture of those naked women holding a pistols? I wish my new TV showed more than a test pattern glares at Synamon
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05-26-2008, 10:43 PM	#792
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	thud? Thud, you say, is pain-free? (and I had in mind, something more like trailing stems of cherry blossom or vast stylized feathered wings, or intricate geometric cuffs.) anyway, granted. You can see decent tatoo designage. If you play nice, afterward, maybe blu-ray. I wish for resumed painlessness for the duration of the procedure.
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05-27-2008, 05:54 AM	#793
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted; You become pain-free for the duration of your tatooing process...and beyond. In fact, you can feel nothing as your nerve endings have become completely and comprenehsively deactivated. You exit the tatoo parlor and are hit by a bus - and you don't feel a thing. I wish the holiday wasn't over.
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05-27-2008, 10:26 AM	#795
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Poof you are transported to the nearest star, the Sun, and are incinerated. Oh sorry, my bad, I misread your wish. "Upon" not "to be on", silly me, too bad, so sad, you are already incinerated. I wish my hairdresser was not always running an hour late.
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05-27-2008, 10:30 AM	#796
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. The star you wish upon suddenly goes supernova, and you are ionized. Ooops. Granted. Your hairdresser is running on week late. I wish the relaxed feeling of having been on holiday would last until my next holiday.
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05-27-2008, 10:46 AM	#797
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	Granted. However your holidays were delayed for a really long time, and in the period between you've become so relaxed that your work and business have failed, due to the inability to focus. I wish I could study 8 hours a day.
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05-27-2008, 11:16 AM	#798
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Granted. Eight hours a day you'll wish you could study. that's right, eh? I wish I didn't need to study for eight hours today.
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05-27-2008, 11:18 AM	#799
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted. You can now study 8 hours a day. Unfortunately, you never feel like it, fall into drugs and brain-washing TV, and never end up studying. Damn it! Fine; granted, you no longer need to study for 8 hours a day because an evil mastermind has captured you, and is now raping and torturing you repeatedly; I would say how you were being tortured, but I'm afraid of being banned. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. That'll teach you to post before me!!! I wish that this thread would stop corrupting wishes and start improving them.
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05-27-2008, 11:26 AM	#800
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted; the new directive is to improve upon wishes. Every wish is subsequently an improvement on the previous wish, until the improvements become unwieldly as to warp the space-time continuum, thus creating a black hole which consumes the entire universe, destroying all matter. But we're all very much improved as a result. I wish for world peace and and end to hunger.
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