corrupt a wish - Page 317

**MindOverMatter** · 05-08-2010, 09:01 PM

Granted, You interrupt a home invasion of your house and get a bullet in the head.

I wish your parents never met.

**Minerva** · 05-08-2010, 09:11 PM

Granted, but then who would be typing this message right now? A time paradox is created which forms a whole in the space-time continuum that continues to grow until the world is swallowed by it.

I wish MindOverMatter would stop being such a grump so that he would not wish that people never existed.

*Who would you play against, huh?*

**jonnyb** · 05-08-2010, 09:52 PM

Granted! M-O-M (Cool, Milk of Magnesia) discontinues being a grump only to lossen everyone's bowels on the forum. There is a new 'who has the longest toilet time' thread started in his wake.

I wish the dip shit ultrasound girl didn't smash my foot with the wheelchair.

**MindOverMatter** · 05-08-2010, 09:59 PM

Wish granted she smashed something much more precious with the wheelchair

I wish it snowed chickens and strawberry icecream today.

**Minerva** · 05-08-2010, 10:13 PM

Granted, but the chicken was burnt to ashes and the strawberries in the ice cream were rotten and the cream was sour.

I wish that Rachmaninoff was not dead and still composing Romantic Period music.

Cooper · 05-09-2010, 01:55 AM

Granted! But he sells out and starts doing Rap.

I wish I could sleep.

**reiven** · 05-09-2010, 04:38 AM

granted!
you are now slee....cooper? ...cooper?
oh well. jack, would you or wyatt go get a blanket?

i wish i had an underground secret lair, with good air conditioning.

Cooper · 05-09-2010, 05:10 AM

Granted! Uh, dude, its like underwater right now, isn't it?

I wish I could sleep.

**Napoleptic** · 05-09-2010, 07:08 AM

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	I wish I could sleep.

Granted! But you have such terrible dreams that you don't get rested at all.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

**GenessorDios** · 05-09-2010, 07:58 AM

Granted. Your apartment starts licking itself twice daily. Hairballs start appearing in what you soon realize to be the colon, your room.

I wish that there was something in this world that was actually, unequivocally, undeniably perfect.

**Napoleptic** · 05-09-2010, 08:54 AM

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	Granted. Your apartment starts licking itself twice daily. Hairballs start appearing in what you soon realize to be the colon, your room. I wish that there was something in this world that was actually, unequivocally, undeniably perfect.

Granted. It's me!
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Too bad you will probably never have the pleasure of actually meeting me.

I wish I had a pet T-Rex who would give me rides. Nothing says "Fear me" like cruising downtown on a carnivore of that size.

**GenessorDios** · 05-09-2010, 09:28 AM

Granted. You spend a fortune in water bills to clean him and you're behind on your monthly payments to the twelve Mexicans you hired to wash the blood off your lawn. You eventually go bankrupt and, having no other option, euthanize your beloved companion and cut him up for meat. It works out alright though because the quantity is enough to last you a full seven months.

I wish my wrist didn't hurt.

**MassHysteria** · 05-09-2010, 10:51 AM

Granted. You finally remember that it's down the block, not across the street, and all pain will end soon.

I wish I could travel more.

**GenessorDios** · 05-09-2010, 11:03 AM

Granted. The nuclear holocaust leaves you without a busy schedule or access to food. You spend your time travelling the world, hoping to find someone who won't eventually turn out to be a figment of your imagination.

I wish I had a keypad for my door.

**Napoleptic** · 05-09-2010, 11:53 AM

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	Granted. The nuclear holocaust leaves you without a busy schedule or access to food. You spend your time travelling the world, hoping to find someone who won't eventually turn out to be a figment of your imagination. I wish I had a keypad for my door.

Granted! But you forget the code one night and you had the settings dialed clear up to auto-destruct. Kaboom! No more keypad, no more door.

I wish people would stop texting me.

**MassHysteria** · 05-09-2010, 11:54 AM

Granted. No one loves you anymore.

I wish I didn't have so many errands to run today.

**jonnyb** · 05-09-2010, 12:50 PM

Granted! You get to run all your errands tomorrow, during rush hour traffic and only a half hour to get them taken care of.

I wish I had an Ipod.

**realJim** · 05-09-2010, 06:09 PM

Granted! You find a nice iPod, crushed and forsaken on the road, but it's yours.

I wish I could find a nice investment property, AND make up my mind to buy it.

**jonnyb** · 05-09-2010, 06:55 PM

Granted! You find an investment property and buy it. Too bad it was a poor investment property. It sure looks nice on your tax return each year though as it reduces your tax liability by $57.82.

I wish I could get a good repository for my m4b lectures.

**GenessorDios** · 05-10-2010, 01:19 AM

Granted 1 better! I have these m5b crib notes, only four bucks a page. Come on, hurry up before someone sees us!

I wish I had hovershoes.

**realJim** · 05-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Granted! They work best when you're doing a hand stand.

I wish I didn't have a bunion. A BUNION!!! Damn! Crappy toes with a bunion between them. Now I'll have to go get it shaved or something. Isn't there some magic cream that cures it?

**WoodsWoman** · 05-10-2010, 05:36 PM

Granted you don't have a bunion - it's a boil instead.

I wish being lonely wouldn't intrude on my being alone.

**realJim** · 05-10-2010, 05:45 PM

Granted! You go on a trip, alone, but meet lots of interesting people along the way. You can choose how long you interact. Meter out and enjoy your alone time, and interact when you feel lonely.

I wish ww gets to meet fun people.

**WoodsWoman** · 05-10-2010, 05:57 PM

Granted - I'm heading for North Conway this weekend: there's got to be more people there than here in my woods surrounded abode.

I wish them to be computer literate and have descent vocabularies... and maybe someone will like the woods as much as I do.

**jonnyb** · 05-10-2010, 07:45 PM

Granted! You run into Paul Bunion's little brother Toe Bunion. Amazingly enough, he knows RealJim too. Small world.

I wish orientation meetings weren't so painful.

05-08-2010, 09:01 PM	#7901
MindOverMatter New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 63	Granted, You interrupt a home invasion of your house and get a bullet in the head. I wish your parents never met.
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05-08-2010, 09:11 PM	#7902
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,336	Granted, but then who would be typing this message right now? A time paradox is created which forms a whole in the space-time continuum that continues to grow until the world is swallowed by it. I wish MindOverMatter would stop being such a grump so that he would not wish that people never existed. Who would you play against, huh?
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05-08-2010, 09:52 PM	#7903
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! M-O-M (Cool, Milk of Magnesia) discontinues being a grump only to lossen everyone's bowels on the forum. There is a new 'who has the longest toilet time' thread started in his wake. I wish the dip shit ultrasound girl didn't smash my foot with the wheelchair.
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05-08-2010, 09:59 PM	#7904
MindOverMatter New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 63	Wish granted she smashed something much more precious with the wheelchair I wish it snowed chickens and strawberry icecream today.
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05-08-2010, 10:13 PM	#7905
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,336	Granted, but the chicken was burnt to ashes and the strawberries in the ice cream were rotten and the cream was sour. I wish that Rachmaninoff was not dead and still composing Romantic Period music.
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05-09-2010, 01:55 AM	#7906
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted! But he sells out and starts doing Rap. I wish I could sleep.
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05-09-2010, 04:38 AM	#7907
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! you are now slee....cooper? ...cooper? oh well. jack, would you or wyatt go get a blanket? i wish i had an underground secret lair, with good air conditioning.
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05-09-2010, 05:10 AM	#7908
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted! Uh, dude, its like underwater right now, isn't it? I wish I could sleep.
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05-09-2010, 07:58 AM	#7910
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Your apartment starts licking itself twice daily. Hairballs start appearing in what you soon realize to be the colon, your room. I wish that there was something in this world that was actually, unequivocally, undeniably perfect.
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05-09-2010, 09:28 AM	#7912
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You spend a fortune in water bills to clean him and you're behind on your monthly payments to the twelve Mexicans you hired to wash the blood off your lawn. You eventually go bankrupt and, having no other option, euthanize your beloved companion and cut him up for meat. It works out alright though because the quantity is enough to last you a full seven months. I wish my wrist didn't hurt.
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05-09-2010, 10:51 AM	#7913
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted. You finally remember that it's down the block, not across the street, and all pain will end soon. I wish I could travel more.
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05-09-2010, 11:03 AM	#7914
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. The nuclear holocaust leaves you without a busy schedule or access to food. You spend your time travelling the world, hoping to find someone who won't eventually turn out to be a figment of your imagination. I wish I had a keypad for my door.
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05-09-2010, 11:54 AM	#7916
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted. No one loves you anymore. I wish I didn't have so many errands to run today.
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05-09-2010, 12:50 PM	#7917
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! You get to run all your errands tomorrow, during rush hour traffic and only a half hour to get them taken care of. I wish I had an Ipod.
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05-09-2010, 06:09 PM	#7918
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! You find a nice iPod, crushed and forsaken on the road, but it's yours. I wish I could find a nice investment property, AND make up my mind to buy it.
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05-09-2010, 06:55 PM	#7919
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! You find an investment property and buy it. Too bad it was a poor investment property. It sure looks nice on your tax return each year though as it reduces your tax liability by $57.82. I wish I could get a good repository for my m4b lectures.
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05-10-2010, 01:19 AM	#7920
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted 1 better! I have these m5b crib notes, only four bucks a page. Come on, hurry up before someone sees us! I wish I had hovershoes.
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05-10-2010, 05:18 PM	#7921
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! They work best when you're doing a hand stand. I wish I didn't have a bunion. A BUNION!!! Damn! Crappy toes with a bunion between them. Now I'll have to go get it shaved or something. Isn't there some magic cream that cures it?
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05-10-2010, 05:36 PM	#7922
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	Granted you don't have a bunion - it's a boil instead. I wish being lonely wouldn't intrude on my being alone.
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05-10-2010, 05:45 PM	#7923
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! You go on a trip, alone, but meet lots of interesting people along the way. You can choose how long you interact. Meter out and enjoy your alone time, and interact when you feel lonely. I wish ww gets to meet fun people.
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05-10-2010, 05:57 PM	#7924
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	Granted - I'm heading for North Conway this weekend: there's got to be more people there than here in my woods surrounded abode. I wish them to be computer literate and have descent vocabularies... and maybe someone will like the woods as much as I do.
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05-10-2010, 07:45 PM	#7925
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! You run into Paul Bunion's little brother Toe Bunion. Amazingly enough, he knows RealJim too. Small world. I wish orientation meetings weren't so painful.
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