corrupt a wish - Page 311

Cooper · 04-28-2010, 09:07 AM

Granted! You spill a 55 gal. drum of KY on the thing and now you can't get a grip on it to insert it, so it shoots across the room and hits the doc in the crotch....at a high rate of speed.

I wish the moss killer would work faster...

**Wry Satyr** · 04-28-2010, 09:34 AM

Not granted - I like moss. You should replace all the grass in your yard with it and never have to mow again.

I wish I had a ham, egg, and cheese croissant.

**jonnyb** · 04-28-2010, 03:49 PM

Granted! Hands Wry a picture of ham, eggs and cheese croissant.

I wish I was more organized with my time.

**Synchronicity** · 04-28-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted. You are so organized that you plan every day down to the minute and are unable to deal with sudden occurrences.

I wish I could move objects with my mind.

**jonnyb** · 04-28-2010, 04:09 PM

Granted! You get so involved with self gratifying object moving with your mind that you begin to pay less attention to anything else.

I wish I could get off my ass and onto my bike for a ride.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-29-2010, 06:13 AM

Granted, but you find that once you go down a hill, you've built up so much speed that the mere thought of using your breaks and possibly crashing fills you with terror.

I wish it weren't so cold this morning.

**GenessorDios** · 04-29-2010, 05:46 PM

Granted. It's a nice, warm night. As you lay hemorrhaging in the mountains near your home, you can't help but wonder if the freezing cold might have slowed your blood loss and increased your chances of being found alive.

I wish I had a multicolored highlighter.

**Fyrnae** · 04-29-2010, 05:49 PM

Granted! But each colour gets all muddy and horrible as it smears any print that you apply it to. All your books are ruined.

I wish I didn't have heartburn.

**Minerva** · 04-29-2010, 05:52 PM

Granted, but now you don't have a heart, literally not because you are INTJ
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You therefore die because of no blood circulation.

I wish it was the weekend.

**Barry Allen** · 04-29-2010, 06:00 PM

Granted. It's 11:59 pm on Sunday, get ready for work.

I wish I had a house in Florence, Italy.

(haha I win)

**GenessorDios** · 04-29-2010, 06:00 PM

~~Granted. It's the weekend, and the next day it's the weekend again, and again. Bill Murray moves in with you and you share a wonderful life together.~~

Granted. It's awarded to you posthumously.

I wish I was wiser.

**Minerva** · 04-29-2010, 06:03 PM

Granted, but since you are so wise you are now an elderly man of 75. Missed out on about 5 decades of your life.

I wish that I could take a holiday right now.

**jonnyb** · 04-29-2010, 09:08 PM

Granted! Shavuot comes early for you this year.

I wish I could be a bar of soap in Sandra Bullocks shower.

**Nikita** · 04-29-2010, 09:59 PM

Granted.

But the soon-to-be ex-husband takes you in spite and you get to wash his hairy ass.

I wish I could live outside this world.

**jonnyb** · 04-29-2010, 10:16 PM

Granted! There are imense predators that you are unaware of until it is too late and you become a tastey morsel in some beast's belly.

I wish I could catch the rainbow.

**Nikita** · 04-29-2010, 10:19 PM

Granted.

Your newest date, Vivian, has a little more going on down below than you originally thought, and it's painted in pretty rainbow colors. Boy did you get a handful!

I wish cockroaches and mosquitoes didn't exist.

**jonnyb** · 04-29-2010, 10:26 PM

Granted! Now the good parts of B horror flicks are no more with the abcense of the little bounders they cast in a daunting light.

I wish I had a better imagination tonight.

**Nikita** · 04-29-2010, 10:36 PM

Granted.

You get said better imagination through injecting copious amounts of heroin. You overdose and die, but nobody finds your body for months because no one really cared that they hadn't seen you. When they eventually do find your body, they just shrug as if to say, "It figures."

I wish I had a darkroom.

**jonnyb** · 04-29-2010, 10:43 PM

That's more real scenerio waiting to play out one day.

Granted! Dark room along with all the swimming sharks on the floor. You know they exist after the lights go out.

I wish I didn't agree to work the day shifts for Anna this week.

**Nikita** · 04-29-2010, 10:44 PM

(Let's hope not!)

Granted!

You agree to work them for the next two months.

I wish my fan wasn't broken, or that this country miraculously spawned air conditioning.

**jonnyb** · 04-29-2010, 10:54 PM

Granted! The country you are in become leaders in the development of air conditioning. They get the air conditioned so well that it is able to knock you out much easier.

I wish I didn't have a sliver in the bottom of my foot.

**Nikita** · 04-29-2010, 10:56 PM

Granted.

You have a serrated knife in there, and it's still slicing.

I wish I controlled the elements.

**GenessorDios** · 04-30-2010, 12:04 AM

Granted. Your relative inexperience in handling them leads to them flouting the rules of chemistry. Carbon becomes a slut and takes on eight bonds! Oxygen refuses to bond with anyone! Helium throws off half its protons and neutrons and claims to be hydrogen! The entire universe collapses in on itself as all the atoms run amok.

I wish I could type twice as fast as I do now.

**reiven** · 04-30-2010, 02:36 AM

granted! your can now dispense a blazing 20 words per minute.

i wish i could eat crablegs for dinner tonight

**GenessorDios** · 04-30-2010, 02:48 AM

Granted. However these crabs are different; they're sentient yet still helpless to defend themselves. It takes six hours to boil them and they are alive til the very end, pleading for mercy. First they plead for you to release them, then they plead for you to kill them, finally they plead for you to just do something other than staring at them in agony. The crab legs are done, and you sit to partake. The pain and suffering of the crustaceans echo in your mind; they have become a part of you now. I hope it was worth it.

I wish people wouldn't dump work on me ten minutes before quitting time.

04-28-2010, 09:07 AM	#7751
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,633	Granted! You spill a 55 gal. drum of KY on the thing and now you can't get a grip on it to insert it, so it shoots across the room and hits the doc in the crotch....at a high rate of speed. I wish the moss killer would work faster...
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04-28-2010, 09:34 AM	#7752
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	Not granted - I like moss. You should replace all the grass in your yard with it and never have to mow again. I wish I had a ham, egg, and cheese croissant.
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04-28-2010, 03:49 PM	#7753
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! Hands Wry a picture of ham, eggs and cheese croissant. I wish I was more organized with my time.
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04-28-2010, 04:04 PM	#7754
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. You are so organized that you plan every day down to the minute and are unable to deal with sudden occurrences. I wish I could move objects with my mind.
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04-28-2010, 04:09 PM	#7755
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! You get so involved with self gratifying object moving with your mind that you begin to pay less attention to anything else. I wish I could get off my ass and onto my bike for a ride.
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04-29-2010, 06:13 AM	#7756
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	Granted, but you find that once you go down a hill, you've built up so much speed that the mere thought of using your breaks and possibly crashing fills you with terror. I wish it weren't so cold this morning.
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04-29-2010, 05:46 PM	#7757
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. It's a nice, warm night. As you lay hemorrhaging in the mountains near your home, you can't help but wonder if the freezing cold might have slowed your blood loss and increased your chances of being found alive. I wish I had a multicolored highlighter.
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04-29-2010, 05:49 PM	#7758
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	Granted! But each colour gets all muddy and horrible as it smears any print that you apply it to. All your books are ruined. I wish I didn't have heartburn.
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04-29-2010, 05:52 PM	#7759
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,336	Granted, but now you don't have a heart, literally not because you are INTJ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You therefore die because of no blood circulation. I wish it was the weekend.
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04-29-2010, 06:00 PM	#7760
Barry Allen Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 139	Granted. It's 11:59 pm on Sunday, get ready for work. I wish I had a house in Florence, Italy. (haha I win)
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04-29-2010, 06:00 PM	#7761
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	~~Granted. It's the weekend, and the next day it's the weekend again, and again. Bill Murray moves in with you and you share a wonderful life together.~~ Granted. It's awarded to you posthumously. I wish I was wiser.
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04-29-2010, 06:03 PM	#7762
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,336	Granted, but since you are so wise you are now an elderly man of 75. Missed out on about 5 decades of your life. I wish that I could take a holiday right now.
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04-29-2010, 09:08 PM	#7763
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! Shavuot comes early for you this year. I wish I could be a bar of soap in Sandra Bullocks shower.
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04-29-2010, 09:59 PM	#7764
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. But the soon-to-be ex-husband takes you in spite and you get to wash his hairy ass. I wish I could live outside this world.
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04-29-2010, 10:16 PM	#7765
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! There are imense predators that you are unaware of until it is too late and you become a tastey morsel in some beast's belly. I wish I could catch the rainbow.
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04-29-2010, 10:19 PM	#7766
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Your newest date, Vivian, has a little more going on down below than you originally thought, and it's painted in pretty rainbow colors. Boy did you get a handful! I wish cockroaches and mosquitoes didn't exist.
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04-29-2010, 10:26 PM	#7767
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! Now the good parts of B horror flicks are no more with the abcense of the little bounders they cast in a daunting light. I wish I had a better imagination tonight.
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04-29-2010, 10:36 PM	#7768
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You get said better imagination through injecting copious amounts of heroin. You overdose and die, but nobody finds your body for months because no one really cared that they hadn't seen you. When they eventually do find your body, they just shrug as if to say, "It figures." I wish I had a darkroom.
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04-29-2010, 10:43 PM	#7769
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	That's more real scenerio waiting to play out one day. Granted! Dark room along with all the swimming sharks on the floor. You know they exist after the lights go out. I wish I didn't agree to work the day shifts for Anna this week.
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04-29-2010, 10:44 PM	#7770
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	(Let's hope not!) Granted! You agree to work them for the next two months. I wish my fan wasn't broken, or that this country miraculously spawned air conditioning.
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04-29-2010, 10:54 PM	#7771
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! The country you are in become leaders in the development of air conditioning. They get the air conditioned so well that it is able to knock you out much easier. I wish I didn't have a sliver in the bottom of my foot.
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04-29-2010, 10:56 PM	#7772
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You have a serrated knife in there, and it's still slicing. I wish I controlled the elements.
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04-30-2010, 12:04 AM	#7773
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Your relative inexperience in handling them leads to them flouting the rules of chemistry. Carbon becomes a slut and takes on eight bonds! Oxygen refuses to bond with anyone! Helium throws off half its protons and neutrons and claims to be hydrogen! The entire universe collapses in on itself as all the atoms run amok. I wish I could type twice as fast as I do now.
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04-30-2010, 02:36 AM	#7774
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! your can now dispense a blazing 20 words per minute. i wish i could eat crablegs for dinner tonight
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04-30-2010, 02:48 AM	#7775
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. However these crabs are different; they're sentient yet still helpless to defend themselves. It takes six hours to boil them and they are alive til the very end, pleading for mercy. First they plead for you to release them, then they plead for you to kill them, finally they plead for you to just do something other than staring at them in agony. The crab legs are done, and you sit to partake. The pain and suffering of the crustaceans echo in your mind; they have become a part of you now. I hope it was worth it. I wish people wouldn't dump work on me ten minutes before quitting time.
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