corrupt a wish - Page 31

**SeaCzar** · 05-22-2008, 07:38 PM

Granted. But the African Lion in you're apartment does not use the litter box, as an ordinary house cat would and, needeless to say, you're friends no longer visit. You find living there intolerable yourself soon enough.

I wish there really was an "endless summer".

**rwyatt365** · 05-23-2008, 08:01 AM

Granted; ...on the sun-ward side of Mercury. Got any SPF-1500?

I wish Halle Berry was my baby-momma!

**Elfrun** · 05-23-2008, 08:05 AM

Granted, congratulations you're a momma, people think it's weird you've named your baby Halle Berry though.

I wish my coffee machine would work the way it's supposed to.

**ssfanatic** · 05-23-2008, 08:10 AM

Granted. But tomorrow night someone breaks into your house and steals it, so you are forced to purchase a new one nevertheless.

I wish it would start raining really hard in ten minutes.

**Hdier** · 05-23-2008, 09:13 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, then minutes always seems to be ten minutes away...

I wish that I was invulnerable from all the corrupted wishes previously posted on this thread.

**Elfrun** · 05-23-2008, 09:35 AM

Granted, your slate has been wiped clean, to make it fair for everyone else you are vulnerable to all wishes from this point on.

I wish the Rage (the video music show I'm watching) would stop playing such atrociously terrible things loosely referred to as ‘music’.

NOTE: as this wish will probably be corrupted in a way I don’t like I’ll be found in the anger management thread, I need to vent!

**Cuivienen** · 05-23-2008, 09:36 AM

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	Granted. Unfortunately, then minutes always seems to be ten minutes away... I wish that I was invulnerable from all the corrupted wishes previously posted on this thread.

granted, but the price you pay for that is that non of your noncorrupted wishes will ever come true.

I wish I had an IQ of 250

**Hdier** · 05-23-2008, 09:42 AM

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	I wish the Rage (the video music show I'm watching) would stop playing such atrociously terrible things loosely referred to as ‘music’.

Granted; they start playing real music, at the exact moment that all power (electrical or not) in your house shuts off.

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	I wish I had an IQ of 250

Granted, but you have to sign a contract to get it. Unfortunately, you need an IQ of 250 in order to understand it, and now by wanting a higher IQ your IQ went down to negative 250.

I'll try to speak in slow and simple words from now on.

I wish I could corrupt a wish without feeling guilty.
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**rwyatt365** · 05-23-2008, 10:09 AM

Granted; Your sense of social justice and compassion has been completely removed. Unfortunately you become a raving sociopath and are committed to life imprisonment in a psychiatric hospital...in a straight-jacket...in solitary confinement...

I wish I didn't have to make so many phone calls.

**Hdier** · 05-23-2008, 10:25 AM

Granted; I now make all of your phone calls.

Unfortunately somebody decided that I should be put in solitary confinement, so I can't make phone calls. You get lynched by your work because nothing gets done. Then we ate Robins Minstrels. "And there was much rejoicing".

I wish that I already knew everything that I'd learn in school.

**SeaCzar** · 05-23-2008, 10:15 PM

Granted. But you have no common sense at all and walk aimlessly (in front of an on-coming bus). Let's just say its not pretty.

I wish some of the wishes in this thread actually came true.

**Elfrun** · 05-23-2008, 11:32 PM

*Pets SeaCzar*

Granted. You are now Cuivienen 'house cat'.

I wish the weeds in my garden would stop growing.

**schwartzie** · 05-24-2008, 02:01 AM

Granted. The weeds in your garden, the long thorny briar roses, make one final great push, become an impassable hedge surrounding your home, and then freeze. You feel, suddenly, very very sleepy, my beauty. Wouldn't a nice long sleep of, oh, say, a hundred years or so, feel good right now!!

I wish you, when the time is right, a handsome courtier.

**SeaCzar** · 05-24-2008, 08:30 AM

Granted. But its Prince Vlad, The Impaler.

I wish I would meet the right girl to make all of my dreams come true.

**Elfrun** · 05-24-2008, 08:38 AM

Granted and she’s perfect but a day after you meet her, my new suitor, Prince Vlad impales you for corrupting previous wishes of mine, sorry he's very protective.

I wish people would stop telling me about their favourite reality TV shows.

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 05-24-2008, 09:52 AM

Granted - They will now tell drone for hours on end a day about their favourite cartoon.

I wish I could paint

**Cuivienen** · 05-24-2008, 12:31 PM

Granted, you can paint, and well, but no one gets your paintings and you have a compulsion that makes you want to paint EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU SEE! So you are constantly running after people with your paintbrushes and -buckets, splattering paint everywhere, foam coming out of your mouth, while screaming people flee from you

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I wish every day was 28 hours long so I could get more sleep.

**PHS Philip** · 05-24-2008, 03:21 PM

Every day is 28 hours long, and you can even have the extra sleep. But your dreams are now all about small talk.

I wish that school were fun.

**Hdier** · 05-24-2008, 04:43 PM

Granted, everything in school except for grammar class-the wish was broken by an evil hag-sorceress just before it got there.

However, your school saw that you typed 'school were fun' instead of 'school was fun', and decided that you should only take grammar all day. So now, you hear all of the fun outside while you're stuck in the one and only un-fun class.

I wish that I had a never-ending glass of perfect iced tea.

**PHS Philip** · 05-24-2008, 05:34 PM

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Granted, everything in school except for grammar class-the wish was broken by an evil hag-sorceress just before it got there.

However, your school saw that you typed 'school were fun' instead of 'school was fun', and decided that you should only take grammar all day. So now, you hear all of the fun outside while you're stuck in the one and only un-fun class.

I wish that I had a never-ending glass of perfect iced tea.

Granted, along with a nice tree sprouting chocolate from its branches. But whenever you reach for the iced tea, it drains away, and whenever you reach for the chocolate, the branches bend away. (The Greeks had some quite inventive tortures, I have to say).

I wish I had a llama.

**SeaCzar** · 05-24-2008, 06:31 PM

Granted. But he's not house trained and refuses to go outside. Enjoy the smell and texture of llama poop.

I wish my neighbours were quieter.

**Cuivienen** · 05-25-2008, 02:43 AM

Granted, as a direct result of your wish, your neighbours are all dead. The local police finds out about that, you are convicted of murder. Your new neighbours in the prison cells around you listen to death metal all day and all night long and force you to sing along.

I wish I could shop for free in every store I got to

**Hdier** · 05-25-2008, 09:59 AM

Granted; it is now totally free for you to shop for things. Unfortunately, it is decided that this counts as theft and manslaughter in the first degree (don't ask).

But now you shoes match your purse!

I wish that I was in a Utopian society.

**Synamon** · 05-25-2008, 12:47 PM

Granted, you now live in Utopia, Ontario, Canada, bring snowshoes, the winters are brutal.

I wish chocolate had no calories.

**schwartzie** · 05-25-2008, 01:44 PM

granted. You can have all the extra dark unsweetened 100% cacao you like.

I wish my chores would do themselves.

05-22-2008, 07:38 PM	#751
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But the African Lion in you're apartment does not use the litter box, as an ordinary house cat would and, needeless to say, you're friends no longer visit. You find living there intolerable yourself soon enough. I wish there really was an "endless summer".
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05-23-2008, 08:01 AM	#752
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Granted; ...on the sun-ward side of Mercury. Got any SPF-1500? I wish Halle Berry was my baby-momma!
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05-23-2008, 08:05 AM	#753
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted, congratulations you're a momma, people think it's weird you've named your baby Halle Berry though. I wish my coffee machine would work the way it's supposed to.
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05-23-2008, 08:10 AM	#754
ssfanatic Member [14%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 566	Granted. But tomorrow night someone breaks into your house and steals it, so you are forced to purchase a new one nevertheless. I wish it would start raining really hard in ten minutes.
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05-23-2008, 09:13 AM	#755
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted. Unfortunately, then minutes always seems to be ten minutes away... I wish that I was invulnerable from all the corrupted wishes previously posted on this thread.
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05-23-2008, 09:35 AM	#756
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted, your slate has been wiped clean, to make it fair for everyone else you are vulnerable to all wishes from this point on. I wish the Rage (the video music show I'm watching) would stop playing such atrociously terrible things loosely referred to as ‘music’. NOTE: as this wish will probably be corrupted in a way I don’t like I’ll be found in the anger management thread, I need to vent!
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05-23-2008, 10:09 AM	#759
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Granted; Your sense of social justice and compassion has been completely removed. Unfortunately you become a raving sociopath and are committed to life imprisonment in a psychiatric hospital...in a straight-jacket...in solitary confinement... I wish I didn't have to make so many phone calls.
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05-23-2008, 10:25 AM	#760
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted; I now make all of your phone calls. Unfortunately somebody decided that I should be put in solitary confinement, so I can't make phone calls. You get lynched by your work because nothing gets done. Then we ate Robins Minstrels. "And there was much rejoicing". I wish that I already knew everything that I'd learn in school.
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05-23-2008, 10:15 PM	#761
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But you have no common sense at all and walk aimlessly (in front of an on-coming bus). Let's just say its not pretty. I wish some of the wishes in this thread actually came true.
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05-23-2008, 11:32 PM	#762
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Pets SeaCzar Granted. You are now Cuivienen 'house cat'. I wish the weeds in my garden would stop growing.
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05-24-2008, 02:01 AM	#763
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Granted. The weeds in your garden, the long thorny briar roses, make one final great push, become an impassable hedge surrounding your home, and then freeze. You feel, suddenly, very very sleepy, my beauty. Wouldn't a nice long sleep of, oh, say, a hundred years or so, feel good right now!! I wish you, when the time is right, a handsome courtier.
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05-24-2008, 08:30 AM	#764
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But its Prince Vlad, The Impaler. I wish I would meet the right girl to make all of my dreams come true.
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05-24-2008, 08:38 AM	#765
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted and she’s perfect but a day after you meet her, my new suitor, Prince Vlad impales you for corrupting previous wishes of mine, sorry he's very protective. I wish people would stop telling me about their favourite reality TV shows.
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05-24-2008, 09:52 AM	#766
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	Granted - They will now tell drone for hours on end a day about their favourite cartoon. I wish I could paint
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05-24-2008, 12:31 PM	#767
Cuivienen Member [07%] MBTI: iNTj Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 298	Granted, you can paint, and well, but no one gets your paintings and you have a compulsion that makes you want to paint EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU SEE! So you are constantly running after people with your paintbrushes and -buckets, splattering paint everywhere, foam coming out of your mouth, while screaming people flee from you To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ---> To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish every day was 28 hours long so I could get more sleep.
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05-24-2008, 03:21 PM	#768
PHS Philip Veteran Member [91%] MBTI: iNtP Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,660	Every day is 28 hours long, and you can even have the extra sleep. But your dreams are now all about small talk. I wish that school were fun.
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05-24-2008, 04:43 PM	#769
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted, everything in school except for grammar class-the wish was broken by an evil hag-sorceress just before it got there. However, your school saw that you typed 'school were fun' instead of 'school was fun', and decided that you should only take grammar all day. So now, you hear all of the fun outside while you're stuck in the one and only un-fun class. I wish that I had a never-ending glass of perfect iced tea.
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05-24-2008, 06:31 PM	#771
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But he's not house trained and refuses to go outside. Enjoy the smell and texture of llama poop. I wish my neighbours were quieter.
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05-25-2008, 02:43 AM	#772
Cuivienen Member [07%] MBTI: iNTj Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 298	Granted, as a direct result of your wish, your neighbours are all dead. The local police finds out about that, you are convicted of murder. Your new neighbours in the prison cells around you listen to death metal all day and all night long and force you to sing along. I wish I could shop for free in every store I got to
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05-25-2008, 09:59 AM	#773
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Granted; it is now totally free for you to shop for things. Unfortunately, it is decided that this counts as theft and manslaughter in the first degree (don't ask). But now you shoes match your purse! I wish that I was in a Utopian society.
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05-25-2008, 12:47 PM	#774
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you now live in Utopia, Ontario, Canada, bring snowshoes, the winters are brutal. I wish chocolate had no calories.
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05-25-2008, 01:44 PM	#775
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. You can have all the extra dark unsweetened 100% cacao you like. I wish my chores would do themselves.
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