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**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 06:59 AM

Granted.

But GD got it patented first.

I wish I could count how many freakin' men are in here.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 07:05 AM

Granted - but like in Titan AE, you've made it in your sleep, adding a button. You wish to push the button, but really have no idea what the gadget will actually do.

I'd like to watch what happens.

---------- Post added 04-22-2010 at 09:07 AM ----------

Nikita - Granted - but you can only use your fingers and toes to count and since that traumatic brain injury, you keep losing count and starting over again.

I wish I had a transmografier.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 07:10 AM

Granted.

You had one when you were 10, but it was taken away from you after you tried to use it following a very scarring incident involving your mother, your father, the postman, a ferret, and a bucket of mayonnaise.

I wish parents would let children learn their lessons the hard way sometimes.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 07:37 AM

Granted. Parents across the world decide to let their kids learn the hard way that they should cross streets after looking both ways. No more future minions for you Nikita!

I wish my shorts didn't have a hole in them.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 07:39 AM

Granted.

They also won't come off and you end up peeing and shitting into them and the smell eventually attracts so many flies and repels so many people that you eventually find yourself living alone on a deserted island as the true lord of the flies.

I wish for world peace.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 08:19 AM

Granted. That happens after you start a pro-drug cartoon parody starring Wile E. Peyote.

I wish I knew what consuming peyote felt like.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 09:18 AM

Granted - you are anonymously gifted with a sample of peyote. You try it and find the results to be oddly reminiscent of a Simpson's episode where Homer eats chili laced with Gautemalan insanity peppers.

I'd like a bowl of that chili.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 09:20 AM

Granted.

You are now Homer Simpson.

I wish I could play No Limit TX Hold'em with someone else's money.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 09:43 AM

Granted - but they're dirt poor, so they only have Monopoly money with which to play.

I wish I had a top hat.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 09:47 AM

Granted. It's top-heavy though, the imbalance causes you to sway towards the swimming pool where you notice a large croc has just crawled in.

I wish I had a nickname.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 09:49 AM

Granted.

You are Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

I wish you wouldn't know what that was a reference to.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 09:53 AM

Granted - GD's memory has been wiped clean, but oddly enough, his memory is jogged when he reads the thread on the forum.

I wish my skin were a healthy shade of blue.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 10:00 AM

Granted.

You're sassy smurf and papa's a pervert.

I wish I didn't have to keep thinking of wishes!

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 10:40 AM

Granted - you mysteriously receive a package in the mail 1001 Wishes, which you now use to plagarize here on the forum.

I wish the wind would stop.

**Minerva** · 04-22-2010, 10:46 AM

Granted.
The wind stopped and everything is still. All atmospheric circulation dies. Rain stops and temperature exchange ceases. Temperature rises near the equator and continue to drop nearer the poles. Crops fail there is widespread starvation. All life on planet earth goes extinct.

I wish people would be more careful what they wish for!

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 10:55 AM

(you say that like it's a bad thing.)

Granted - everyone now enteres into a meditative state where it takes days of careful thought before deciding to make simple decisions (not unlike the Ents).

I wish I could meet some Ents.

**Minerva** · 04-22-2010, 10:58 AM

Granted.

You meet a female Ent who just lost her offspring. She adopts you and you are never able to leave the forest again. You die without knowing human companionship or love.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-22-2010, 11:09 AM

(but since I've already experienced both, I'll hold the memories dear for the remainder of my days. It's not such a bad thing afterall to be mothered by an Ent.)

Minerva didn't make a wish, so hers is forfeit.

I wish I didn't have calls to make.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 05:02 PM

Granted. You lose your job as an umpire and sit at home watching baseball matches in a drunken stupor.

I wish I had an arch nemesis.

**jonnyb** · 04-22-2010, 09:30 PM

Granted! Now you don't need to buy as many insoles for your shoes.

I wish my work management would all go choke on their own hot air and pie charts.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 10:04 PM

Granted. But with all the people around when it happens, you have no choice but to resuscitate them. The knowledge of the evil you brought back into this world consumes you and you stab yourself in the eye with a hypodermic needle.

I wish I had rhythm.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 10:22 PM

Granted.

You're that little dancing alien that tore its way out of that woman's stomach in Spaceballs.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

**GenessorDios** · 04-22-2010, 10:45 PM

Granted. Oh wait, you said tiger? Sorry I must've misread it. Hope Tigger doesn't annoy you that much.

I wish I didn't know so little.

**Nikita** · 04-22-2010, 10:49 PM

Granted.

You're an ESFP, now you know everything an INTJ does not.

I wish I had my very own Room of Requirement.

**GenessorDios** · 04-23-2010, 03:36 AM

First grant my wish of knowing what a Room of Requirement is, then I'll grant your wish. But then if you can grant my wish, that means you can wish for your own room. Hmm, not granted!

I wish I had a personal stylist who could tell me the best clothes to wear for each occasion.

04-22-2010, 06:59 AM	#7626
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. But GD got it patented first. I wish I could count how many freakin' men are in here.
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04-22-2010, 07:05 AM	#7627
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - but like in Titan AE, you've made it in your sleep, adding a button. You wish to push the button, but really have no idea what the gadget will actually do. I'd like to watch what happens. ---------- Post added 04-22-2010 at 09:07 AM ---------- Nikita - Granted - but you can only use your fingers and toes to count and since that traumatic brain injury, you keep losing count and starting over again. I wish I had a transmografier.
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04-22-2010, 07:10 AM	#7628
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You had one when you were 10, but it was taken away from you after you tried to use it following a very scarring incident involving your mother, your father, the postman, a ferret, and a bucket of mayonnaise. I wish parents would let children learn their lessons the hard way sometimes.
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04-22-2010, 07:37 AM	#7629
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Parents across the world decide to let their kids learn the hard way that they should cross streets after looking both ways. No more future minions for you Nikita! I wish my shorts didn't have a hole in them.
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04-22-2010, 07:39 AM	#7630
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. They also won't come off and you end up peeing and shitting into them and the smell eventually attracts so many flies and repels so many people that you eventually find yourself living alone on a deserted island as the true lord of the flies. I wish for world peace.
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04-22-2010, 08:19 AM	#7631
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. That happens after you start a pro-drug cartoon parody starring Wile E. Peyote. I wish I knew what consuming peyote felt like.
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04-22-2010, 09:18 AM	#7632
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - you are anonymously gifted with a sample of peyote. You try it and find the results to be oddly reminiscent of a Simpson's episode where Homer eats chili laced with Gautemalan insanity peppers. I'd like a bowl of that chili.
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04-22-2010, 09:20 AM	#7633
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are now Homer Simpson. I wish I could play No Limit TX Hold'em with someone else's money.
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04-22-2010, 09:43 AM	#7634
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - but they're dirt poor, so they only have Monopoly money with which to play. I wish I had a top hat.
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04-22-2010, 09:47 AM	#7635
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. It's top-heavy though, the imbalance causes you to sway towards the swimming pool where you notice a large croc has just crawled in. I wish I had a nickname.
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04-22-2010, 09:49 AM	#7636
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. I wish you wouldn't know what that was a reference to.
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04-22-2010, 09:53 AM	#7637
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - GD's memory has been wiped clean, but oddly enough, his memory is jogged when he reads the thread on the forum. I wish my skin were a healthy shade of blue.
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04-22-2010, 10:00 AM	#7638
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You're sassy smurf and papa's a pervert. I wish I didn't have to keep thinking of wishes!
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04-22-2010, 10:40 AM	#7639
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - you mysteriously receive a package in the mail 1001 Wishes, which you now use to plagarize here on the forum. I wish the wind would stop.
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04-22-2010, 10:46 AM	#7640
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. The wind stopped and everything is still. All atmospheric circulation dies. Rain stops and temperature exchange ceases. Temperature rises near the equator and continue to drop nearer the poles. Crops fail there is widespread starvation. All life on planet earth goes extinct. I wish people would be more careful what they wish for!
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04-22-2010, 10:55 AM	#7641
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	(you say that like it's a bad thing.) Granted - everyone now enteres into a meditative state where it takes days of careful thought before deciding to make simple decisions (not unlike the Ents). I wish I could meet some Ents.
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04-22-2010, 10:58 AM	#7642
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. You meet a female Ent who just lost her offspring. She adopts you and you are never able to leave the forest again. You die without knowing human companionship or love.
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04-22-2010, 11:09 AM	#7643
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	(but since I've already experienced both, I'll hold the memories dear for the remainder of my days. It's not such a bad thing afterall to be mothered by an Ent.) Minerva didn't make a wish, so hers is forfeit. I wish I didn't have calls to make.
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04-22-2010, 05:02 PM	#7644
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. You lose your job as an umpire and sit at home watching baseball matches in a drunken stupor. I wish I had an arch nemesis.
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04-22-2010, 09:30 PM	#7645
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,580	Granted! Now you don't need to buy as many insoles for your shoes. I wish my work management would all go choke on their own hot air and pie charts.
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04-22-2010, 10:04 PM	#7646
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. But with all the people around when it happens, you have no choice but to resuscitate them. The knowledge of the evil you brought back into this world consumes you and you stab yourself in the eye with a hypodermic needle. I wish I had rhythm.
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04-22-2010, 10:22 PM	#7647
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You're that little dancing alien that tore its way out of that woman's stomach in Spaceballs. I wish I had a pet tiger.
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04-22-2010, 10:45 PM	#7648
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Oh wait, you said tiger? Sorry I must've misread it. Hope Tigger doesn't annoy you that much. I wish I didn't know so little.
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04-22-2010, 10:49 PM	#7649
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You're an ESFP, now you know everything an INTJ does not. I wish I had my very own Room of Requirement.
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04-23-2010, 03:36 AM	#7650
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	First grant my wish of knowing what a Room of Requirement is, then I'll grant your wish. But then if you can grant my wish, that means you can wish for your own room. Hmm, not granted! I wish I had a personal stylist who could tell me the best clothes to wear for each occasion.
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