corrupt a wish - Page 297

**jonnyb** · 04-15-2010, 08:28 AM

Granted! You hit the toilet 3 times a day, just like a regular person. Oh yeah, you feel sleepy at night but just until you lie down.

I wish spring cleaning wasn't such a bore.

**GenessorDios** · 04-15-2010, 09:04 AM

Granted. The three hot, bikini-clad girls who pass by your house decide you look happy, so they don't bother inviting you to their private springbreak celebration.

I wish for a fridge in my room.

**Minerva** · 04-15-2010, 09:20 AM

Granted.

But its refrigerating abilities as so strong that it freezes you metallic body and you shatter into pieces. Bye bye Bender!

I wish I got more sleep last night.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-15-2010, 09:55 AM

Granted - however you have dreams so lucid and riveting that you feel like you still feel like you didn't get enough sleep last night.

I wish I were the reason you didn't get enough sleep last night.

**Minerva** · 04-15-2010, 09:58 AM

Granted.

The real reason though is because I kept having nightmares of a blue gargoyle. So very frightening.

I wish that I could control the element of water.

**jonnyb** · 04-15-2010, 10:18 AM

Granted! Just like superman has his powers on Earth, you have your power over water only on the moon.

I wish my neighbor's internet connection was faster.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-15-2010, 10:34 AM

Granted - but you have no access to your neighbor's computer, so you never get to see its lightning-fast speed.

I wish I had some dinosaur ribs to barbeque.

**jonnyb** · 04-15-2010, 10:48 AM

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[/HIDE]I caught one for you. The ribs might be quite fiberous though in a glassy type of way.

I wish I can stop getting distracted.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-15-2010, 10:57 AM

Granted - but you find that you're completely paralyzed with no motor control to even move your eyes, so you are left staring at a feather sticking out of your pillow. you want to count the lines, but sadly it's too close to your face, so it's totally out of focus.

I want to take a walk outside.

**jonnyb** · 04-15-2010, 11:00 AM

Granted! A big safe falls out of the sky on top of you. On the bright side, it has a few million of gold bullion in it.

I wish I can recover the safe before anyone else finds it.

**hutbug** · 04-15-2010, 12:13 PM

Granted, but you can't get it open because there's all this super-stickey blue gargoyle blood all over it.

I wish I knew that I would live to age 100, no health problems, and die quietly in my sleep.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-15-2010, 12:13 PM

Granted - but the weight of all that gold bullion is too much for you to carry or fit into your car. As you're being mugged by hoods decked out like the Insane Clown Posse, the feds come and seize it to support a millitary coup of the science stations based in Antarctica.

I wish my sinuses weren't stuffy.

---------- Post added 04-15-2010 at 02:18 PM ----------

Granted Hutbug - except that with all of your vitamin and mineral supplements, you somehow turn a phosphorescent green. Scientists everywhere want to prod and poke you to determine if you are conducting photosynthesis.

I still wish my sinuses weren't stuffy.

**jonnyb** · 04-15-2010, 12:53 PM

Granted! All the stuffing comes out of your sinuses and you eat it along with fried turkey for dinner tonight.

I wish I could remember the knife ten count drill when I need to use it.

**Nikita** · 04-15-2010, 11:00 PM

Granted.

You are eternally comatose and never need to use it, and thus never remember it.

I wish I had someone to play Scattergories with.

**jonnyb** · 04-16-2010, 07:17 AM

Granted! Your new friend misunderstands you and begins to scatter your gorry remains about the planet. Your friend also starts a legend that whomsoever reunites your remains on a Friday the 13th during a new moon will posses all of your secret powers.

I wish I could play that game too. It sounds fun.

**Nikita** · 04-16-2010, 07:23 AM

Granted.

Except the police catch you red handed as you scatter the gory remains. You become Bobby the Bull's boyfriend in prison and, as a result, lose the ability to control your defecation, and fecal matter just pours out of you at all times.

I wish I had a satellite phone.

Rudy · 04-16-2010, 08:14 AM

Granted! You're expelled from peace corps for some minor infraction, and shipped back stateside, where you can buy a satellite phone at your leisure.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt so much.

**Nikita** · 04-16-2010, 08:15 AM

Granted.

Storm never bites them again, nor any other part of your body.

I wish my apple wasn't rotten.

Rudy · 04-16-2010, 08:16 AM

Granted! Your rotten apple is now a rotten orange!

I wish it was just a bit warmer outside.

**Nikita** · 04-16-2010, 08:18 AM

Granted.

It's a bit warmer than the Kalahari Desert in the dead of summer at high noon.

I wish I could camp out at Namibia's Skeleton Coast.

Rudy · 04-16-2010, 08:19 AM

Granted. You camp out for a while there, after your body is dumped to join the other skeletons.

I wish for some good chinese food.

**gestalt** · 04-16-2010, 08:20 AM

Granted. Now you look like Michael Jackson after an intense performance.

I wish I could go eat that Snickers Marathon Bar right now.

Rudy · 04-16-2010, 08:23 AM

Granted. You can. You get fat.

I wish for control over time!

**gestalt** · 04-16-2010, 08:28 AM

Granted. You are torn to fleshy shreds and scattered to the wind in a spray of blood that stretches for miles on your first, successful, attempt.

I wish I didn't see her picking her nose.

Rudy · 04-16-2010, 08:29 AM

Granted! You're retroactively blind! And actively, too!

I wish my teeth maintained themselves perfectly without requiring brushing, flossing, etc.

04-15-2010, 08:28 AM	#7401
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! You hit the toilet 3 times a day, just like a regular person. Oh yeah, you feel sleepy at night but just until you lie down. I wish spring cleaning wasn't such a bore.
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04-15-2010, 09:04 AM	#7402
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. The three hot, bikini-clad girls who pass by your house decide you look happy, so they don't bother inviting you to their private springbreak celebration. I wish for a fridge in my room.
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04-15-2010, 09:20 AM	#7403
Minerva Core Member [234%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,391	Granted. But its refrigerating abilities as so strong that it freezes you metallic body and you shatter into pieces. Bye bye Bender! I wish I got more sleep last night.
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04-15-2010, 09:55 AM	#7404
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,551	Granted - however you have dreams so lucid and riveting that you feel like you still feel like you didn't get enough sleep last night. I wish I were the reason you didn't get enough sleep last night.
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04-15-2010, 09:58 AM	#7405
Minerva Core Member [234%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,391	Granted. The real reason though is because I kept having nightmares of a blue gargoyle. So very frightening. I wish that I could control the element of water.
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04-15-2010, 10:18 AM	#7406
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! Just like superman has his powers on Earth, you have your power over water only on the moon. I wish my neighbor's internet connection was faster.
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04-15-2010, 10:34 AM	#7407
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,551	Granted - but you have no access to your neighbor's computer, so you never get to see its lightning-fast speed. I wish I had some dinosaur ribs to barbeque.
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04-15-2010, 10:48 AM	#7408
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	[HIDE="Granted!"] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [/HIDE]I caught one for you. The ribs might be quite fiberous though in a glassy type of way. I wish I can stop getting distracted.
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04-15-2010, 10:57 AM	#7409
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,551	Granted - but you find that you're completely paralyzed with no motor control to even move your eyes, so you are left staring at a feather sticking out of your pillow. you want to count the lines, but sadly it's too close to your face, so it's totally out of focus. I want to take a walk outside.
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04-15-2010, 11:00 AM	#7410
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! A big safe falls out of the sky on top of you. On the bright side, it has a few million of gold bullion in it. I wish I can recover the safe before anyone else finds it.
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04-15-2010, 12:13 PM	#7411
hutbug Core Member [101%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,072	Granted, but you can't get it open because there's all this super-stickey blue gargoyle blood all over it. I wish I knew that I would live to age 100, no health problems, and die quietly in my sleep.
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04-15-2010, 12:13 PM	#7412
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,551	Granted - but the weight of all that gold bullion is too much for you to carry or fit into your car. As you're being mugged by hoods decked out like the Insane Clown Posse, the feds come and seize it to support a millitary coup of the science stations based in Antarctica. I wish my sinuses weren't stuffy. ---------- Post added 04-15-2010 at 02:18 PM ---------- Granted Hutbug - except that with all of your vitamin and mineral supplements, you somehow turn a phosphorescent green. Scientists everywhere want to prod and poke you to determine if you are conducting photosynthesis. I still wish my sinuses weren't stuffy.
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04-15-2010, 12:53 PM	#7413
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! All the stuffing comes out of your sinuses and you eat it along with fried turkey for dinner tonight. I wish I could remember the knife ten count drill when I need to use it.
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04-15-2010, 11:00 PM	#7414
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are eternally comatose and never need to use it, and thus never remember it. I wish I had someone to play Scattergories with.
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04-16-2010, 07:17 AM	#7415
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! Your new friend misunderstands you and begins to scatter your gorry remains about the planet. Your friend also starts a legend that whomsoever reunites your remains on a Friday the 13th during a new moon will posses all of your secret powers. I wish I could play that game too. It sounds fun.
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04-16-2010, 07:23 AM	#7416
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Except the police catch you red handed as you scatter the gory remains. You become Bobby the Bull's boyfriend in prison and, as a result, lose the ability to control your defecation, and fecal matter just pours out of you at all times. I wish I had a satellite phone.
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04-16-2010, 08:14 AM	#7417
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! You're expelled from peace corps for some minor infraction, and shipped back stateside, where you can buy a satellite phone at your leisure. I wish my fingers didn't hurt so much.
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04-16-2010, 08:15 AM	#7418
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Storm never bites them again, nor any other part of your body. I wish my apple wasn't rotten.
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04-16-2010, 08:16 AM	#7419
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! Your rotten apple is now a rotten orange! I wish it was just a bit warmer outside.
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04-16-2010, 08:18 AM	#7420
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. It's a bit warmer than the Kalahari Desert in the dead of summer at high noon. I wish I could camp out at Namibia's Skeleton Coast.
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04-16-2010, 08:19 AM	#7421
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. You camp out for a while there, after your body is dumped to join the other skeletons. I wish for some good chinese food.
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04-16-2010, 08:20 AM	#7422
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Granted. Now you look like Michael Jackson after an intense performance. I wish I could go eat that Snickers Marathon Bar right now.
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04-16-2010, 08:23 AM	#7423
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. You can. You get fat. I wish for control over time!
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04-16-2010, 08:28 AM	#7424
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Granted. You are torn to fleshy shreds and scattered to the wind in a spray of blood that stretches for miles on your first, successful, attempt. I wish I didn't see her picking her nose.
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04-16-2010, 08:29 AM	#7425
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! You're retroactively blind! And actively, too! I wish my teeth maintained themselves perfectly without requiring brushing, flossing, etc.
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