corrupt a wish - Page 288

**Minerva** · 04-06-2010, 06:29 PM

Granted

But then they will always know what you're saying and then you won't be able to make any sort of jokes and life will be as boring as HELL!

I wish for a 30 carat diamond necklace!

**Fyrnae** · 04-07-2010, 01:30 AM

Granted! The thing not only wieghs you down, it makes you a regular target for muggings, assault and attempts on your life. Your life is unhappier and lonlier as never before. Suddenly it dawns on you that money and expensive trinkets have little to do with love and happiness. Unfortunately, you cannot take it off. After you are eventully killed, during your autopsy the Hindu coroner shakes his head sadly and hopes that you have learned your lesson regarding 'gold digging' so that next life you will be happier.

I wish certain subjects didn't cause me to want to pull out my soapbox.

**AcerbusMare** · 04-07-2010, 03:50 AM

Granted.

You wake up in the morning and everyone has conformed to your ideal utopia. You proceed through each day as if it were exciting and new. But after years of everything you desired coming true you bore of the lack of people and issues to criticize. Slowly you forget what it is that makes you who you are, what makes you unique. You begin to become irrational, jumping to irrational conclusions and following your emotional whims until you can no longer stand the reality of your own thoughts. You deteriorate into a mere reflection of the utopia that you created. Unsatisfied, unable to rationalize, to think, or find reason to process the reality surrounding you, you live.

I wish my reality were more like my happy daydreams

**jonnyb** · 04-07-2010, 04:03 AM

Granted.

You wake up in the morning and everyone has conformed to your ideal utopia. You proceed through each day as if it were exciting and new. But after years of everything you desired coming true you bore of the lack of people and issues to criticize. Slowly you forget what it is that makes you who you are, what makes you unique. You begin to become irrational, jumping to irrational conclusions and following your emotional whims until you can no longer stand the reality of your own thoughts. You deteriorate into a mere reflection of the utopia that you created. Unsatisfied, unable to rationalize, to think, or find reason to process the reality surrounding you, you live.

I wish I get a new job soon.

**AcerbusMare** · 04-07-2010, 04:12 AM

Granted.

You are fired. Attempt to look for another, beg for your old job, refused. Bum

I wish I were able to fly

**Minerva** · 04-07-2010, 04:43 AM

Granted.

You fly so high, you meet the sun and are nothing more that a smoldering pile of ashes.

I wish I could read minds.

**jonnyb** · 04-07-2010, 08:04 AM

Granted! Government frogmen learn of your ability and kidnap you to read the minds of the worlds most evil and vial people. You are exposed to so many horrendous mental images that it effectually renders you a babbling idiot.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

**Minerva** · 04-07-2010, 09:39 AM

Granted.

You don't have a headache since you no longer have a head. I decapitated you!

I wish that all my bills are paid in full.

**reiven** · 04-07-2010, 12:52 PM

granted! it's one of the many benefits of minion status

i wish minerva would begin to act in a manner more befitting her station

**Minerva** · 04-07-2010, 02:51 PM

Granted.

However, that means ending your miserable life since you provide such miserable service!

I wish I had more dutiful minions!

**WoodsWoman** · 04-07-2010, 04:29 PM

Granted - you now own an ant farm.

I wish this last Monday didn't happen.

**Minerva** · 04-07-2010, 06:05 PM

Granted.

You are forever stuck in Sunday with church bells ringing so loudly that you get an eternal headache.

I wish that I was the fairest of them all.

**WoodsWoman** · 04-07-2010, 06:26 PM

Granted - but fairest-ness is so out of style...

I wish chivalry were still in vogue.

**Minerva** · 04-07-2010, 06:33 PM

Granted

But your knight in shining armour does everything for you. Opens doors, chooses clothes, won't leave you alone... You lose your independence, feels smothered, then becomes enraged and ends up killing him. Thus once again chivalry is dead!

I wish for a second chance at love.

**reiven** · 04-08-2010, 02:46 AM

Granted; he`s 15 and a half.

i wish i had a properly stocked candy collection.

**AcerbusMare** · 04-08-2010, 03:32 AM

Granted
Proper was defined by a dentist. There is no candy at all.

I wish for the most exuberant death.

Rudy · 04-08-2010, 06:26 AM

Granted!

You have the most exuberant death; it involves a lot of stimulants leading to an overdose; but hey, you're pretty damn exuberant.
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I wish for a better car.

**WoodsWoman** · 04-08-2010, 11:47 AM

Granted - but now you have no money for gas.

I wish solutions were easier to find.

Rudy · 04-08-2010, 11:54 AM

Granted. The solution "Kill them all" comes to you with the utmost ease...

I wish my prelim exams were already over.

**WoodsWoman** · 04-08-2010, 12:18 PM

They are, but you failed and have to re-take them.

I wish food would cook itself.

**AcerbusMare** · 04-08-2010, 12:31 PM

Granted.
Your food is always forgetting how long it needs to cook for and you are stuck forever devouring charred remains.

I wish I was more wise.

Rudy · 04-08-2010, 12:37 PM

Granted. You're now a very old, very wise woman.

I wish my hairline would stop receding. :/

**AcerbusMare** · 04-08-2010, 12:39 PM

Granted.

Your hair follicles fear their demise and work in overdrive creating thousands of feet of hair every night when you fall to sleep, you are unable to stay awake long enough to keep it trimmed it eventually suffocates you in your sleep.

I wish that there was the "perfect person" for me

Rudy · 04-08-2010, 12:41 PM

Granted!

You still have no idea who they are, though.

I wish that the weather always changed to reflect my mood.

**AcerbusMare** · 04-08-2010, 12:49 PM

Granted.
Your emotions become so predictable that people cease to find you interesting.

I wish I knew and could become close to the "perfect person" for me.

04-06-2010, 06:29 PM	#7176
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted But then they will always know what you're saying and then you won't be able to make any sort of jokes and life will be as boring as HELL! I wish for a 30 carat diamond necklace!
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04-07-2010, 01:30 AM	#7177
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	Granted! The thing not only wieghs you down, it makes you a regular target for muggings, assault and attempts on your life. Your life is unhappier and lonlier as never before. Suddenly it dawns on you that money and expensive trinkets have little to do with love and happiness. Unfortunately, you cannot take it off. After you are eventully killed, during your autopsy the Hindu coroner shakes his head sadly and hopes that you have learned your lesson regarding 'gold digging' so that next life you will be happier. I wish certain subjects didn't cause me to want to pull out my soapbox.
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04-07-2010, 03:50 AM	#7178
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted. You wake up in the morning and everyone has conformed to your ideal utopia. You proceed through each day as if it were exciting and new. But after years of everything you desired coming true you bore of the lack of people and issues to criticize. Slowly you forget what it is that makes you who you are, what makes you unique. You begin to become irrational, jumping to irrational conclusions and following your emotional whims until you can no longer stand the reality of your own thoughts. You deteriorate into a mere reflection of the utopia that you created. Unsatisfied, unable to rationalize, to think, or find reason to process the reality surrounding you, you live. I wish my reality were more like my happy daydreams
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04-07-2010, 04:03 AM	#7179
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted. You wake up in the morning and everyone has conformed to your ideal utopia. You proceed through each day as if it were exciting and new. But after years of everything you desired coming true you bore of the lack of people and issues to criticize. Slowly you forget what it is that makes you who you are, what makes you unique. You begin to become irrational, jumping to irrational conclusions and following your emotional whims until you can no longer stand the reality of your own thoughts. You deteriorate into a mere reflection of the utopia that you created. Unsatisfied, unable to rationalize, to think, or find reason to process the reality surrounding you, you live. I wish I get a new job soon.
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04-07-2010, 04:12 AM	#7180
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted. You are fired. Attempt to look for another, beg for your old job, refused. Bum I wish I were able to fly
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04-07-2010, 04:43 AM	#7181
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. You fly so high, you meet the sun and are nothing more that a smoldering pile of ashes. I wish I could read minds.
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04-07-2010, 08:04 AM	#7182
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! Government frogmen learn of your ability and kidnap you to read the minds of the worlds most evil and vial people. You are exposed to so many horrendous mental images that it effectually renders you a babbling idiot. I wish that I didn't have a headache.
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04-07-2010, 09:39 AM	#7183
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. You don't have a headache since you no longer have a head. I decapitated you! I wish that all my bills are paid in full.
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04-07-2010, 12:52 PM	#7184
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! it's one of the many benefits of minion status i wish minerva would begin to act in a manner more befitting her station
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04-07-2010, 02:51 PM	#7185
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. However, that means ending your miserable life since you provide such miserable service! I wish I had more dutiful minions!
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04-07-2010, 04:29 PM	#7186
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Granted - you now own an ant farm. I wish this last Monday didn't happen.
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04-07-2010, 06:05 PM	#7187
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. You are forever stuck in Sunday with church bells ringing so loudly that you get an eternal headache. I wish that I was the fairest of them all.
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04-07-2010, 06:26 PM	#7188
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Granted - but fairest-ness is so out of style... I wish chivalry were still in vogue.
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04-07-2010, 06:33 PM	#7189
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted But your knight in shining armour does everything for you. Opens doors, chooses clothes, won't leave you alone... You lose your independence, feels smothered, then becomes enraged and ends up killing him. Thus once again chivalry is dead! I wish for a second chance at love.
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04-08-2010, 02:46 AM	#7190
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	Granted; he`s 15 and a half. i wish i had a properly stocked candy collection.
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04-08-2010, 03:32 AM	#7191
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted Proper was defined by a dentist. There is no candy at all. I wish for the most exuberant death.
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04-08-2010, 06:26 AM	#7192
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! You have the most exuberant death; it involves a lot of stimulants leading to an overdose; but hey, you're pretty damn exuberant. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish for a better car.
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04-08-2010, 11:47 AM	#7193
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Granted - but now you have no money for gas. I wish solutions were easier to find.
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04-08-2010, 11:54 AM	#7194
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. The solution "Kill them all" comes to you with the utmost ease... I wish my prelim exams were already over.
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04-08-2010, 12:18 PM	#7195
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	They are, but you failed and have to re-take them. I wish food would cook itself.
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04-08-2010, 12:31 PM	#7196
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted. Your food is always forgetting how long it needs to cook for and you are stuck forever devouring charred remains. I wish I was more wise.
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04-08-2010, 12:37 PM	#7197
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. You're now a very old, very wise woman. I wish my hairline would stop receding. :/
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04-08-2010, 12:39 PM	#7198
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted. Your hair follicles fear their demise and work in overdrive creating thousands of feet of hair every night when you fall to sleep, you are unable to stay awake long enough to keep it trimmed it eventually suffocates you in your sleep. I wish that there was the "perfect person" for me
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04-08-2010, 12:41 PM	#7199
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! You still have no idea who they are, though. I wish that the weather always changed to reflect my mood.
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04-08-2010, 12:49 PM	#7200
AcerbusMare Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 258	Granted. Your emotions become so predictable that people cease to find you interesting. I wish I knew and could become close to the "perfect person" for me.
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