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**realJim** · 03-10-2010, 04:23 PM

Granted! Your 700 pound white tiger LOVES the way you taste. How long can you hang from the foyer chandelier?

I wish my dog could speak english.

**GenessorDios** · 03-10-2010, 04:25 PM

Granted. Unfortunately your dog has a lisp and gets frustrated when you don't understand it.

I wish there was less strife in the world.

**realJim** · 03-10-2010, 04:28 PM

Granted! All the strife in the world disappears! and manifests in your life. Do you feel like it's Easter?

I wish it were St. Patrick's day so I could have some bland food and good beer.

**GenessorDios** · 03-10-2010, 04:31 PM

Granted. Unfortunately you can only have them after they've both been blended together with cayenne peppers.

I wish it wouldn't take so long for me to get to work.

**realJim** · 03-10-2010, 04:44 PM

Granted! You are already there! Your boss generously allows for you to work non stop.

I wish it were warmer so I could go swimming in the ocean.

**jonnyb** · 03-10-2010, 07:18 PM

Granted! With the sudden warmth, there is an infestation of jelly fish and sea enenemies (I think that's how it's spelled *shrug*). Hope you like stinging.

I wish RealJim were in Utah with a keg of beer about now.

**GenessorDios** · 03-10-2010, 09:36 PM

Granted. You're both there with sea anemones and their enemies.

I wish Earth would start spinning the other way around the sun for a change.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 06:04 AM

granted! and Coriolis turns in his grave (in the opposite direction).

i wish there was a stateside INTJ meetup so i could see how introverted some of these forumites really are.

**GenessorDios** · 03-11-2010, 06:13 AM

Granted. People are shocked to find a buff 6' 5" guy with a distinct lack of stylish headwear and bling claiming to be reiven walking around. Also everyone just sits in a corner staring.

I wish I could pick a pick and stick with that pick.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 06:29 AM

granted! but the pick you chose gets lost inside your fender hollow-body and you spend the rest of your life shaking the guitar over your head saying "i can see it, why won't the damn thing come out?!?!?!?"

i wish the electronics in my 100 watt marshall head weren't so static-y.

**GenessorDios** · 03-11-2010, 06:46 AM

Granted. It transforms into a big echo-y wooden box with no more static-y noises.

I wish I could go forget all my Lost knowledge and rewatch it.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 06:55 AM

granted. as you watch all of your forgotten knowledge, you remember it and then wish to forget it again. this becomes an endless feedback loop that distracts you for the rest of your life, and i sneak in and steal your Cheetos

i wish i had some Dr. Pepper to go with GD's Cheetos

**Fyrnae** · 03-11-2010, 07:01 AM

Granted! the caffiene and sugar rush sends you to the moon, from whence you never return, skinless-man.

I wish my volunteer job was a paying one.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 07:11 AM

granted, but since you're getting paid you can't compete in the Olympics anymore.

i wish i had a cheesecake
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**ssrprotege** · 03-11-2010, 07:15 AM

Granted. Now you suffer from allergic reactions.

I wish I can have my hair cut without paying for it.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 07:34 AM

granted, but know going in it involves a salad bowl.

i wish i had a tree house fort with cable TV and a hot tub.

Cooper · 03-11-2010, 07:35 AM

Granted! Too bad is a sapling

I wish the coffee stand delivered

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 07:37 AM

Granted! she gave birth to a bouncing baby nightstand!

i wish the cheesecake bait had worked.

Cooper · 03-11-2010, 07:42 AM

Granted! Your house is now overrun with....who is that is the cheesecake freak?.....and family and all they do is the zombie walk and say 'cheesecake' over and over. Did I mention this is your sapling treehouse?

I really wish I had that coffee....

**GenessorDios** · 03-11-2010, 08:10 AM

Granted. Unfortunately it's the last cup of coffee left in the world.

I wish I could for once force myself to sleep at a normal time.

**reiven** · 03-11-2010, 08:19 AM

granted! you now have the normal sleep habits of a three toed sloth.

i wish i had a pet sloth

**GenessorDios** · 03-11-2010, 08:21 AM

Granted. It's exceptionally lazy, you bury it alive unintentionally and are haunted by its ghost for 2 years and 6 days.

I wish I could inhale through my nose and exhale through my mouth at the same time.

**Fyrnae** · 03-11-2010, 08:22 AM

@ reiven: granted! Looked in the mirror lately?

I wish I didn't want a cigarette

Cooper · 03-11-2010, 08:40 AM

Granted! You now what to take up the pipe.

I wish I would have got 2 coffees....

**GenessorDios** · 03-11-2010, 08:41 AM

Granted you greedy bastard. 2 coffees are enough to open your eyes, but they were the last coffees in the world not made with guano.

I wish I could learn everything easily.

03-10-2010, 04:23 PM	#6801
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! Your 700 pound white tiger LOVES the way you taste. How long can you hang from the foyer chandelier? I wish my dog could speak english.
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03-10-2010, 04:25 PM	#6802
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Unfortunately your dog has a lisp and gets frustrated when you don't understand it. I wish there was less strife in the world.
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03-10-2010, 04:28 PM	#6803
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! All the strife in the world disappears! and manifests in your life. Do you feel like it's Easter? I wish it were St. Patrick's day so I could have some bland food and good beer.
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03-10-2010, 04:31 PM	#6804
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Unfortunately you can only have them after they've both been blended together with cayenne peppers. I wish it wouldn't take so long for me to get to work.
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03-10-2010, 04:44 PM	#6805
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! You are already there! Your boss generously allows for you to work non stop. I wish it were warmer so I could go swimming in the ocean.
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03-10-2010, 07:18 PM	#6806
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,580	Granted! With the sudden warmth, there is an infestation of jelly fish and sea enenemies (I think that's how it's spelled shrug). Hope you like stinging. I wish RealJim were in Utah with a keg of beer about now.
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03-10-2010, 09:36 PM	#6807
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. You're both there with sea anemones and their enemies. I wish Earth would start spinning the other way around the sun for a change.
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03-11-2010, 06:04 AM	#6808
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	granted! and Coriolis turns in his grave (in the opposite direction). i wish there was a stateside INTJ meetup so i could see how introverted some of these forumites really are.
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03-11-2010, 06:13 AM	#6809
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. People are shocked to find a buff 6' 5" guy with a distinct lack of stylish headwear and bling claiming to be reiven walking around. Also everyone just sits in a corner staring. I wish I could pick a pick and stick with that pick.
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03-11-2010, 06:29 AM	#6810
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	granted! but the pick you chose gets lost inside your fender hollow-body and you spend the rest of your life shaking the guitar over your head saying "i can see it, why won't the damn thing come out?!?!?!?" i wish the electronics in my 100 watt marshall head weren't so static-y.
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03-11-2010, 06:46 AM	#6811
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. It transforms into a big echo-y wooden box with no more static-y noises. I wish I could go forget all my Lost knowledge and rewatch it.
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03-11-2010, 06:55 AM	#6812
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	granted. as you watch all of your forgotten knowledge, you remember it and then wish to forget it again. this becomes an endless feedback loop that distracts you for the rest of your life, and i sneak in and steal your Cheetos i wish i had some Dr. Pepper to go with GD's Cheetos
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03-11-2010, 07:01 AM	#6813
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	Granted! the caffiene and sugar rush sends you to the moon, from whence you never return, skinless-man. I wish my volunteer job was a paying one.
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03-11-2010, 07:11 AM	#6814
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03-11-2010, 07:15 AM	#6815
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Now you suffer from allergic reactions. I wish I can have my hair cut without paying for it.
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03-11-2010, 07:34 AM	#6816
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	granted, but know going in it involves a salad bowl. i wish i had a tree house fort with cable TV and a hot tub.
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03-11-2010, 07:35 AM	#6817
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Granted! Too bad is a sapling I wish the coffee stand delivered
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03-11-2010, 07:37 AM	#6818
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	Granted! she gave birth to a bouncing baby nightstand! i wish the cheesecake bait had worked.
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03-11-2010, 07:42 AM	#6819
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Granted! Your house is now overrun with....who is that is the cheesecake freak?.....and family and all they do is the zombie walk and say 'cheesecake' over and over. Did I mention this is your sapling treehouse? I really wish I had that coffee....
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03-11-2010, 08:10 AM	#6820
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Unfortunately it's the last cup of coffee left in the world. I wish I could for once force myself to sleep at a normal time.
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03-11-2010, 08:19 AM	#6821
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	granted! you now have the normal sleep habits of a three toed sloth. i wish i had a pet sloth
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03-11-2010, 08:21 AM	#6822
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. It's exceptionally lazy, you bury it alive unintentionally and are haunted by its ghost for 2 years and 6 days. I wish I could inhale through my nose and exhale through my mouth at the same time.
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03-11-2010, 08:22 AM	#6823
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	@ reiven: granted! Looked in the mirror lately? I wish I didn't want a cigarette
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03-11-2010, 08:40 AM	#6824
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Granted! You now what to take up the pipe. I wish I would have got 2 coffees....
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03-11-2010, 08:41 AM	#6825
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted you greedy bastard. 2 coffees are enough to open your eyes, but they were the last coffees in the world not made with guano. I wish I could learn everything easily.
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