corrupt a wish - Page 263

**GenessorDios** · 03-01-2010, 09:21 PM

Granted. They stop blasting music and start blasting annoying noises instead. Airplanes taking off, construction work and high-pitched stereo feedback galore.

I wish I had time to do the job I was hired to do, instead of forced to attend useless meetings all day.

**AnnoyingPony** · 03-01-2010, 09:25 PM

Granted! You were hired to fight vampire penguins. Go get your parka on.

I wish there was a more efficient way to rid the world of vampire penguins.

**GenessorDios** · 03-01-2010, 09:27 PM

Granted. Unfortunately it involves the mass cloning of the arguably more dangerous vampire glaciers.

I wish wishing for something actually made it come true.

**AnnoyingPony** · 03-01-2010, 09:30 PM

Granted! Since your arch-nemesis wished for you to burn in the pits of hell for all eternity, you're basically doomed to a long, painful existence.

I wish that chain mail never existed.

**jonnyb** · 03-01-2010, 09:30 PM

Granted! However, 3 inches will still always be three inches.

I wish I were more interested in life.

**realJim** · 03-02-2010, 06:20 AM

Granted! A homicidal maniac (probably your boss) will break into your home while you are sleeping. You'll hear something like, "Does this cloth smell like chloroform?", and the next thing you know, you're hanging by a thread over a bed of coals. As you slowly roast, in great agony, you become aware that you really do like life and vow to make more of yourself should you live.

I wish jonnyb gets his wish without the agony of my grant.

**GenessorDios** · 03-02-2010, 06:26 AM

Granted. He gets his wish while you suffer the effects of your wish.

I wish eating ice cream too fast doesn't give me brain freeze.

Cooper · 03-02-2010, 07:37 AM

Granted! You no longer have a brain to freeze.

I wish I had more energy this morning

**GenessorDios** · 03-02-2010, 07:49 AM

Granted. You use up all the energy you had allotted for the rest of your life in one morning. You spend the next 30 years needing constant bedside care by a nurse (she's hot though, so it's all good).

I wish the world could be brought closer together, like Pangaea again.

Cooper · 03-02-2010, 07:52 AM

Granted! They all live in your neighborhood.

I wish someone would do all the work I need to get done today

**GenessorDios** · 03-02-2010, 07:58 AM

Granted. Something, something, something, you suck.

I wish I could rid myself of INTJf addiction and sleep at a decent hour each night.

Cooper · 03-02-2010, 08:15 AM

I suck? Thanks...

Granted! But you relapse immediately

I wish it was 20 years ago and I know what I know now

**GenessorDios** · 03-02-2010, 09:16 AM

Banned for trying to prove that time travel is possible, making a fool of Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

I wish I could tune my tv to people's minds.

**WoodsWoman** · 03-02-2010, 09:38 AM

Granted - now you know how small and mundane peoples thought really are.

I wish I had read these books years ago.

Cooper · 03-02-2010, 12:30 PM

Granted! But you have nothing to read today.

I wish someone would come bring me lunch, I don't feel like foraging

**Liason** · 03-02-2010, 03:12 PM

!granted, but it was a cannibal . . . have fun with that lunch

I wish I had a cheesecake.

**reiven** · 03-02-2010, 03:22 PM

Not Granted! you have been consistently irresponsible with all previous wish cheesecakes.
No more for you!

i wish i had all future Liason cheesecakes delivered to me at 38 degrees fahrenheit. with a glass of milk.

**Liason** · 03-02-2010, 03:26 PM

!granted, but I come along with them. Treat me well : ]

I wish I had warm cheesecake

**reiven** · 03-02-2010, 03:28 PM

No Food For You!

i wish my garlic chicken was done already

**Liason** · 03-02-2010, 03:29 PM

No food for you!! *takes your garlic chicken*

I wish I had some cheesecake!!!

**realJim** · 03-02-2010, 03:31 PM

Granted! Manuel has been sitting on your cheesecake, warming it up just right. Bon appetite!

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I'm so full. I wish I hadn't had third servings on chili.

**Liason** · 03-02-2010, 03:33 PM

Granted! Instead you ate my cheesecake

I wish I had the power to transport

**realJim** · 03-02-2010, 03:35 PM

Granted! But you have problems with destinations. You wind up sitting under Manuel, and the remains of your cheesecake I didn't finish.

I wish my sick fish would stop swimming like it's on a pogo stick!

**reiven** · 03-02-2010, 03:35 PM

granted! you now drive for mayflower moving company

i wish CHICKEN COOKED FASTER!

**Liason** · 03-02-2010, 03:37 PM

Granted! You burned it.

I wish I had tiny warm un-sat on cheesecakes

03-01-2010, 09:21 PM	#6551
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Granted. They stop blasting music and start blasting annoying noises instead. Airplanes taking off, construction work and high-pitched stereo feedback galore. I wish I had time to do the job I was hired to do, instead of forced to attend useless meetings all day.
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03-01-2010, 09:25 PM	#6552
AnnoyingPony Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,271	Granted! You were hired to fight vampire penguins. Go get your parka on. I wish there was a more efficient way to rid the world of vampire penguins.
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03-01-2010, 09:27 PM	#6553
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Granted. Unfortunately it involves the mass cloning of the arguably more dangerous vampire glaciers. I wish wishing for something actually made it come true.
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03-01-2010, 09:30 PM	#6554
AnnoyingPony Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,271	Granted! Since your arch-nemesis wished for you to burn in the pits of hell for all eternity, you're basically doomed to a long, painful existence. I wish that chain mail never existed.
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03-01-2010, 09:30 PM	#6555
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,463	Granted! However, 3 inches will still always be three inches. I wish I were more interested in life.
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03-02-2010, 06:20 AM	#6556
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! A homicidal maniac (probably your boss) will break into your home while you are sleeping. You'll hear something like, "Does this cloth smell like chloroform?", and the next thing you know, you're hanging by a thread over a bed of coals. As you slowly roast, in great agony, you become aware that you really do like life and vow to make more of yourself should you live. I wish jonnyb gets his wish without the agony of my grant.
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03-02-2010, 06:26 AM	#6557
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Granted. He gets his wish while you suffer the effects of your wish. I wish eating ice cream too fast doesn't give me brain freeze.
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03-02-2010, 07:37 AM	#6558
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,505	Granted! You no longer have a brain to freeze. I wish I had more energy this morning
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03-02-2010, 07:49 AM	#6559
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Granted. You use up all the energy you had allotted for the rest of your life in one morning. You spend the next 30 years needing constant bedside care by a nurse (she's hot though, so it's all good). I wish the world could be brought closer together, like Pangaea again.
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03-02-2010, 07:52 AM	#6560
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,505	Granted! They all live in your neighborhood. I wish someone would do all the work I need to get done today
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03-02-2010, 07:58 AM	#6561
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Granted. Something, something, something, you suck. I wish I could rid myself of INTJf addiction and sleep at a decent hour each night.
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03-02-2010, 08:15 AM	#6562
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,505	I suck? Thanks... Granted! But you relapse immediately I wish it was 20 years ago and I know what I know now
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03-02-2010, 09:16 AM	#6563
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Banned for trying to prove that time travel is possible, making a fool of Einstein and Stephen Hawking. I wish I could tune my tv to people's minds.
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03-02-2010, 09:38 AM	#6564
WoodsWoman Core Member [896%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,859	Granted - now you know how small and mundane peoples thought really are. I wish I had read these books years ago.
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03-02-2010, 12:30 PM	#6565
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,505	Granted! But you have nothing to read today. I wish someone would come bring me lunch, I don't feel like foraging
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03-02-2010, 03:12 PM	#6566
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	!granted, but it was a cannibal . . . have fun with that lunch I wish I had a cheesecake.
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03-02-2010, 03:22 PM	#6567
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	Not Granted! you have been consistently irresponsible with all previous wish cheesecakes. No more for you! i wish i had all future Liason cheesecakes delivered to me at 38 degrees fahrenheit. with a glass of milk.
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03-02-2010, 03:26 PM	#6568
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	!granted, but I come along with them. Treat me well : ] I wish I had warm cheesecake
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03-02-2010, 03:28 PM	#6569
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	No Food For You! i wish my garlic chicken was done already
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03-02-2010, 03:29 PM	#6570
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	No food for you!! takes your garlic chicken I wish I had some cheesecake!!!
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03-02-2010, 03:31 PM	#6571
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! Manuel has been sitting on your cheesecake, warming it up just right. Bon appetite! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I'm so full. I wish I hadn't had third servings on chili.
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03-02-2010, 03:33 PM	#6572
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	Granted! Instead you ate my cheesecake I wish I had the power to transport
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03-02-2010, 03:35 PM	#6573
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! But you have problems with destinations. You wind up sitting under Manuel, and the remains of your cheesecake I didn't finish. I wish my sick fish would stop swimming like it's on a pogo stick!
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03-02-2010, 03:35 PM	#6574
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! you now drive for mayflower moving company i wish CHICKEN COOKED FASTER!
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03-02-2010, 03:37 PM	#6575
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	Granted! You burned it. I wish I had tiny warm un-sat on cheesecakes
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