corrupt a wish - Page 259

Cooper · 02-26-2010, 10:00 PM

granted! I swim to the surface and yank your ass in the cold water with me!

I wish this water wasn't so cold

**Fyrnae** · 02-26-2010, 10:13 PM

granted! it is now so hot you both have become human lobsters.

I wish I could sleep

Cooper · 02-26-2010, 10:15 PM

Granted! Right after you pull the lobsters out of the drink.

I wish, pffft, I am content...

**GenessorDios** · 02-26-2010, 10:19 PM

Granted. You will never be content again in your life due to an incomplete wish.

I wish I could listen to any song any time I wanted to.

**Fyrnae** · 02-27-2010, 02:55 AM

Granted! your memory becomes so good, you can recall any song in its entirety, 'listening' to it in your own head. Unfortunately, you now can hear nothing else, get sacked for not listening to your boss, and lose all your friends.

I wish my cat didn't insist on being fed before I have a chance to do my daily eye treatments, walking to the shop half-blind is no fun.

**GenessorDios** · 02-27-2010, 05:30 AM

Granted. Your cat dies.

I wish your cat would come back to life.

**reiven** · 02-27-2010, 06:21 AM

granted!
last go was eight, this is nine, so when kitty dies this time there are no more lives left.

i wish i knew more answers

**GenessorDios** · 02-27-2010, 08:47 AM

Granted. You know now the answer to the Ultimate Question and you find that Douglas Adams was wrong, it's not 42, it's penguins. The knowledge causes your brain to implode.

I wish I could throw people I didn't like into a black hole.

**jonnyb** · 02-27-2010, 08:49 AM

Granted! From overestimating your capabilities, you get too clsose to said black hole after throwing a few people into it. Unfortunately, you get sucked in as well and spend eternity with all the people you don't like because people also do not age in black holes.

I wish for all managers everywhere to wake up mute tomorrow!

**realJim** · 02-27-2010, 08:57 AM

Granted! They are mute, deaf, and dumb. They're really only good at pinball, but they are still your managers and you have to do every stupid thing they write down for you to do.

I wish my fish survive the cleaning I gave the tank.

**GenessorDios** · 02-27-2010, 08:59 AM

They survive, then decide that your bed is so much more comfortable and take it from you. You are forced to sleep in the fishbowl until they die.

I wish I could write a bestselling novel.

**realJim** · 02-27-2010, 09:02 AM

Granted! But like most great artists, the work isn't appreciated until you die.

I wish I could find a good, salvageable sailboat that I could fix up and take a year sailing on.

**jonnyb** · 02-27-2010, 09:54 AM

Granted! You fix up a nice sailboat and set off sailing for a year only to return and find the mainland over run by zombies who are quite hungry. Unfortunate as that is, you have no more fuel for your back-up engines and the wind is blowing you closer to shore.

I wish I could limit my sleep to 4 hours each night and not be grumpy or tired.

**GrnEyz** · 02-27-2010, 10:00 AM

Granted.

The nymphomaniac of your dreams buys you a drink at a local bar. You exchange pleasantries and she suggests going to your place. After getting hot and heavy on the couch you discover the she is a he.

I wish society would let men be men.

**GenessorDios** · 02-27-2010, 10:18 AM

Granted. Society also lets women be men, everyone watches sports and forgets birthdays, civilization crumbles.

I wish all politicians were incapable of lying.

**jonnyb** · 02-27-2010, 04:29 PM

Granted! All politicians communicate now via their PR clerks.

I wish GrnEyz would stop inserting himself into my granted wishes.

Cooper · 02-27-2010, 05:23 PM

Granted! GrnEyz now waits in the wings for you to do whatever it is you do.....all the while thinking up really bad things to do to you.

I wish 8 hours wasn't so long

**jonnyb** · 02-27-2010, 05:28 PM

Granted! Now that you are doing for ten hours what you once were for eight, eight hours doesn't seem so long.

I wish there were an easier way to figure the diameter of a circle when all I have to go off is a chord length.

Cooper · 02-27-2010, 05:32 PM

Granted! The cord turns into a snake and tells you.

I wish I had more info to help

**Fyrnae** · 02-27-2010, 05:58 PM

Granted! you have lots of info! Unfortunately hauling that entire set of encyclopaedias around with you is starting to really hurt....

I wish I had a better imagination

Cooper · 02-27-2010, 06:04 PM

Granted! Now your mind runs wild with you. It never stops.

Wish I had a tat design of a wolf and a deer

**WoodsWoman** · 02-27-2010, 06:33 PM

Granted - it depicts a dining experience for the wolf.

I wish it would stop snowing.

**hutbug** · 02-27-2010, 07:16 PM

Granted. Now it starts hailing. Get in your underground bunker!

I wish my chest didn't feel like a linebacker was sitting on it.

**jonnyb** · 02-27-2010, 08:23 PM

Granted! Just a linebacker is feeling it now.

I wish I had a cup of coffee about now.

**hutbug** · 02-27-2010, 09:09 PM

Granted! It was added to the beer in your bottle.
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I wish the linebacker would give me CPR.

02-26-2010, 10:00 PM	#6451
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,540	granted! I swim to the surface and yank your ass in the cold water with me! I wish this water wasn't so cold
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02-26-2010, 10:13 PM	#6452
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	granted! it is now so hot you both have become human lobsters. I wish I could sleep
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02-26-2010, 10:15 PM	#6453
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,540	Granted! Right after you pull the lobsters out of the drink. I wish, pffft, I am content...
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02-26-2010, 10:19 PM	#6454
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. You will never be content again in your life due to an incomplete wish. I wish I could listen to any song any time I wanted to.
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02-27-2010, 02:55 AM	#6455
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! your memory becomes so good, you can recall any song in its entirety, 'listening' to it in your own head. Unfortunately, you now can hear nothing else, get sacked for not listening to your boss, and lose all your friends. I wish my cat didn't insist on being fed before I have a chance to do my daily eye treatments, walking to the shop half-blind is no fun.
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02-27-2010, 05:30 AM	#6456
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Your cat dies. I wish your cat would come back to life.
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02-27-2010, 06:21 AM	#6457
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,197	granted! last go was eight, this is nine, so when kitty dies this time there are no more lives left. i wish i knew more answers
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02-27-2010, 08:47 AM	#6458
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. You know now the answer to the Ultimate Question and you find that Douglas Adams was wrong, it's not 42, it's penguins. The knowledge causes your brain to implode. I wish I could throw people I didn't like into a black hole.
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02-27-2010, 08:49 AM	#6459
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! From overestimating your capabilities, you get too clsose to said black hole after throwing a few people into it. Unfortunately, you get sucked in as well and spend eternity with all the people you don't like because people also do not age in black holes. I wish for all managers everywhere to wake up mute tomorrow!
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02-27-2010, 08:57 AM	#6460
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! They are mute, deaf, and dumb. They're really only good at pinball, but they are still your managers and you have to do every stupid thing they write down for you to do. I wish my fish survive the cleaning I gave the tank.
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02-27-2010, 08:59 AM	#6461
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	They survive, then decide that your bed is so much more comfortable and take it from you. You are forced to sleep in the fishbowl until they die. I wish I could write a bestselling novel.
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02-27-2010, 09:02 AM	#6462
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! But like most great artists, the work isn't appreciated until you die. I wish I could find a good, salvageable sailboat that I could fix up and take a year sailing on.
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02-27-2010, 09:54 AM	#6463
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! You fix up a nice sailboat and set off sailing for a year only to return and find the mainland over run by zombies who are quite hungry. Unfortunate as that is, you have no more fuel for your back-up engines and the wind is blowing you closer to shore. I wish I could limit my sleep to 4 hours each night and not be grumpy or tired.
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02-27-2010, 10:00 AM	#6464
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,904	Granted. The nymphomaniac of your dreams buys you a drink at a local bar. You exchange pleasantries and she suggests going to your place. After getting hot and heavy on the couch you discover the she is a he. I wish society would let men be men.
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02-27-2010, 10:18 AM	#6465
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Society also lets women be men, everyone watches sports and forgets birthdays, civilization crumbles. I wish all politicians were incapable of lying.
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02-27-2010, 04:29 PM	#6466
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! All politicians communicate now via their PR clerks. I wish GrnEyz would stop inserting himself into my granted wishes.
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02-27-2010, 05:23 PM	#6467
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,540	Granted! GrnEyz now waits in the wings for you to do whatever it is you do.....all the while thinking up really bad things to do to you. I wish 8 hours wasn't so long
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02-27-2010, 05:28 PM	#6468
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! Now that you are doing for ten hours what you once were for eight, eight hours doesn't seem so long. I wish there were an easier way to figure the diameter of a circle when all I have to go off is a chord length.
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02-27-2010, 05:32 PM	#6469
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,540	Granted! The cord turns into a snake and tells you. I wish I had more info to help
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02-27-2010, 05:58 PM	#6470
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! you have lots of info! Unfortunately hauling that entire set of encyclopaedias around with you is starting to really hurt.... I wish I had a better imagination
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02-27-2010, 06:04 PM	#6471
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,540	Granted! Now your mind runs wild with you. It never stops. Wish I had a tat design of a wolf and a deer
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02-27-2010, 06:33 PM	#6472
WoodsWoman Core Member [903%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,150	Granted - it depicts a dining experience for the wolf. I wish it would stop snowing.
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02-27-2010, 07:16 PM	#6473
hutbug Core Member [101%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,072	Granted. Now it starts hailing. Get in your underground bunker! I wish my chest didn't feel like a linebacker was sitting on it.
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02-27-2010, 08:23 PM	#6474
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! Just a linebacker is feeling it now. I wish I had a cup of coffee about now.
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02-27-2010, 09:09 PM	#6475
hutbug Core Member [101%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,072	Granted! It was added to the beer in your bottle. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish the linebacker would give me CPR.
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