corrupt a wish - Page 256

**StarvingArtist** · 02-22-2010, 10:38 PM

Granted! Hope you like Oprah and Whoopie......

I wish I could fly.....

Cooper · 02-22-2010, 10:49 PM

Granted! You are afraid of heights...

I wish I knew what to do next...

**GenessorDios** · 02-22-2010, 11:10 PM

Granted. The newfound knowledge of what to do next dizzies you as you are walking precariously along a cliff that appeared out of nowhere.

I wish I were a rainbow.

Cooper · 02-22-2010, 11:38 PM

Granted! You are now plastered all over a kids cereal box.

I wish I would get rid of this thing...

**GenessorDios** · 02-23-2010, 12:10 AM

Granted. You are now rid of this T.H.I.N.G. (True Happiness, Immortality 'N' Gravy)

I wish I knew every times table up to infinity.

Cooper · 02-23-2010, 12:27 AM

Granted! Your head explodes.

I wish I had my pilots license

**GenessorDios** · 02-23-2010, 12:48 AM

Granted. You graduate at the exact moment all the airplanes in the world crash, all the airplane makers commit suicide and all information about airplanes burn up.

I wish tomorrow would come yesterday.

Cooper · 02-23-2010, 04:51 AM

Granted! On your next birthday, you will be concieved.

Wish I would have gotten some sleep

**GrnEyz** · 02-23-2010, 06:12 AM

Granted.

You fall asleep for 20 minutes only to awaken when an earthquake hits and swallows your trailer.

I wish my damn neighbors dogs shut the hell up.

Cooper · 02-23-2010, 07:52 AM

Granted! Now all the other dogs for a quarter mile around start barking.

I wish it hadn't started raining

**jonnyb** · 02-23-2010, 10:07 AM

Granted! Snow is more fitting for a day like today.

I wish I had a sawmill.

**StarvingArtist** · 02-23-2010, 10:29 AM

Granted! But you should have read the directions..... luckily there are whole groups of fetishests who are turned on by amputees....

I wish I had a new pair of glasses....

**jonnyb** · 02-23-2010, 10:38 AM

Granted! Frosted glasses nonetheless. Careful not too........*oh shit*......walk off that cliff.

I wish I didn't eat so many cookies for breakfast *Burph*

**StarvingArtist** · 02-23-2010, 10:41 AM

Granted! You have had nothing to eat in a week since you ate your dog and you are stranded in Death Valley....

I wish teeth didn't require so much maintenance....

**jonnyb** · 02-23-2010, 10:46 AM

Granted! Teeth require no maintenance at all. Your mouth looks like that of jaws on James Bond. *hands SA a file* You can make them any shape you want too.

I wish I had better ideas for a door I need to make.

Cooper · 02-23-2010, 11:12 AM

Granted! you look online for 'Door Patterns'

I wish I had the ambition to get off my arse and forage.

**GrnEyz** · 02-23-2010, 11:22 AM

Granted.

You consume a '5 hr energy' drink, start bouncing off the walls, open the front door, and crash through the glass storm door, cutting your left ear off.

I wish it was 5 o'clock.

**StarvingArtist** · 02-23-2010, 11:24 AM

Where's your wish GrnEyz?

**GrnEyz** · 02-23-2010, 11:29 AM

Granted...??

Your wish for a wish location reverses the polarity to wish a corrupt.

I wish it was 5 o'clock in the Smoky Mtns of E. Tenn.

**jonnyb** · 02-23-2010, 01:20 PM

Granted! 5 o'clock AM in the Smoky Mtns of E. Tenn it is. What are you doing at work so early in the morning still? Time must have flown by.

I wish that Doug Fir splinters weren't so irritating

**GrnEyz** · 02-23-2010, 01:28 PM

Granted.

Doug Fir becomes ultra soft... allowing him to cuddle you all nite long.

I wish I could sell my rental house.

**TechnicolorWeasel** · 02-23-2010, 01:43 PM

Granted! You just sold it for 30 cents!

I wish that the shirt I am wearing right now was blue.

**jonnyb** · 02-23-2010, 02:07 PM

Granted! Your shirt is now super sheer blue.

I wish my internet connection wasn't so sketchy.

Cooper · 02-23-2010, 03:17 PM

Granted! Its now painty....blue.

I wish for pretty much everything I want, but don't have

**GenessorDios** · 02-23-2010, 04:45 PM

Granted. It turns out the one thing you truly wanted was cardiac arrest.

I wish cats and dogs would just get along.

02-22-2010, 10:38 PM	#6376
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! Hope you like Oprah and Whoopie...... I wish I could fly.....
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02-22-2010, 10:49 PM	#6377
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! You are afraid of heights... I wish I knew what to do next...
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02-22-2010, 11:10 PM	#6378
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. The newfound knowledge of what to do next dizzies you as you are walking precariously along a cliff that appeared out of nowhere. I wish I were a rainbow.
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02-22-2010, 11:38 PM	#6379
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! You are now plastered all over a kids cereal box. I wish I would get rid of this thing...
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02-23-2010, 12:10 AM	#6380
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. You are now rid of this T.H.I.N.G. (True Happiness, Immortality 'N' Gravy) I wish I knew every times table up to infinity.
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02-23-2010, 12:27 AM	#6381
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! Your head explodes. I wish I had my pilots license
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02-23-2010, 12:48 AM	#6382
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. You graduate at the exact moment all the airplanes in the world crash, all the airplane makers commit suicide and all information about airplanes burn up. I wish tomorrow would come yesterday.
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02-23-2010, 04:51 AM	#6383
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! On your next birthday, you will be concieved. Wish I would have gotten some sleep
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02-23-2010, 06:12 AM	#6384
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,905	Granted. You fall asleep for 20 minutes only to awaken when an earthquake hits and swallows your trailer. I wish my damn neighbors dogs shut the hell up.
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02-23-2010, 07:52 AM	#6385
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! Now all the other dogs for a quarter mile around start barking. I wish it hadn't started raining
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02-23-2010, 10:07 AM	#6386
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,550	Granted! Snow is more fitting for a day like today. I wish I had a sawmill.
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02-23-2010, 10:29 AM	#6387
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! But you should have read the directions..... luckily there are whole groups of fetishests who are turned on by amputees.... I wish I had a new pair of glasses....
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02-23-2010, 10:38 AM	#6388
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,550	Granted! Frosted glasses nonetheless. Careful not too........oh shit......walk off that cliff. I wish I didn't eat so many cookies for breakfast Burph
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02-23-2010, 10:41 AM	#6389
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! You have had nothing to eat in a week since you ate your dog and you are stranded in Death Valley.... I wish teeth didn't require so much maintenance....
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02-23-2010, 10:46 AM	#6390
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,550	Granted! Teeth require no maintenance at all. Your mouth looks like that of jaws on James Bond. hands SA a file You can make them any shape you want too. I wish I had better ideas for a door I need to make.
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02-23-2010, 11:12 AM	#6391
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! you look online for 'Door Patterns' I wish I had the ambition to get off my arse and forage.
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02-23-2010, 11:22 AM	#6392
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,905	Granted. You consume a '5 hr energy' drink, start bouncing off the walls, open the front door, and crash through the glass storm door, cutting your left ear off. I wish it was 5 o'clock.
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02-23-2010, 11:24 AM	#6393
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Where's your wish GrnEyz?
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02-23-2010, 11:29 AM	#6394
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,905	Granted...?? Your wish for a wish location reverses the polarity to wish a corrupt. I wish it was 5 o'clock in the Smoky Mtns of E. Tenn.
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02-23-2010, 01:20 PM	#6395
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,550	Granted! 5 o'clock AM in the Smoky Mtns of E. Tenn it is. What are you doing at work so early in the morning still? Time must have flown by. I wish that Doug Fir splinters weren't so irritating
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02-23-2010, 01:28 PM	#6396
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,905	Granted. Doug Fir becomes ultra soft... allowing him to cuddle you all nite long. I wish I could sell my rental house.
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02-23-2010, 01:43 PM	#6397
TechnicolorWeasel Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 310	Granted! You just sold it for 30 cents! I wish that the shirt I am wearing right now was blue.
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02-23-2010, 02:07 PM	#6398
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,550	Granted! Your shirt is now super sheer blue. I wish my internet connection wasn't so sketchy.
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02-23-2010, 03:17 PM	#6399
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Granted! Its now painty....blue. I wish for pretty much everything I want, but don't have
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02-23-2010, 04:45 PM	#6400
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. It turns out the one thing you truly wanted was cardiac arrest. I wish cats and dogs would just get along.
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