corrupt a wish - Page 246

Cooper · 02-15-2010, 05:11 AM

Granted!!! I will be more then happy to help with that...

I wish I,too, were a Vampire so I could assist reiven on his quest.

**jonnyb** · 02-15-2010, 07:41 AM

Granted! I'll be right there with my trusty stake to drill through your heart when you least expect it.

I wish there wasn't so much competition.

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 07:44 AM

at our current rate of decline, your wish will be granted in one more generation.

i wish i got paid for being here.

**jonnyb** · 02-15-2010, 07:46 AM

Granted! The forum chiefs all agree to pay you one artisttyrant each time you log on.

I wish I could get up and doing.

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 08:10 AM

granted! postwhoring is now considered 'up and doing'

i wish i could start writing that novel

**jonnyb** · 02-15-2010, 08:15 AM

Granted! combine all your posts in random order and publish it.

I wish I could get the copy right under the table for reiven's novel.

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 08:18 AM

granted! as soon as it's published, i'll put one copy right under the table.

i wish i could find my pet snake

**StarvingArtist** · 02-15-2010, 01:40 PM

Granted! I found it, but its not a snake....

I wish I could leave work early...

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 02:07 PM

Granted! so you can respond: i wish you would tell me what happend to my snake...

**StarvingArtist** · 02-15-2010, 02:13 PM

Granted! But you are so disturbed by what I tell you, you lose your sanity and are committed and subjected to shock therapy....

I wish I hadn't mentioned the mom thing...

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 02:48 PM

Granted! Everyone alive now has no memory of anything you've ever said.

I wish cars didn't kill people.

**Synchronicity** · 02-15-2010, 03:33 PM

Granted. People hit by cars instead live in horrible agony for years.

I wish I was a better cook.

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 03:36 PM

Granted! You now possess unmatched skill cooking human flesh.

I wish vegetables didn't go bad in my fridge.

**Transmorfer** · 02-15-2010, 03:36 PM

Granted. You now cook absolutely wonderful, high class gourmet food. Unfortunately, you also eat it in vast amounts - you´ll be the first man alive to hit a BMI of 40 at your age. Congrats.

Topic: Snake venom

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	Granted! You now possess unmatched skill cooking human flesh. I wish vegetables didn't go bad in my fridge.

Granted. Instead it goes bad on your kitchen table...and in the living room.

Topic: Ants in your sofa

**Synchronicity** · 02-15-2010, 03:38 PM

For the love of... Will you people stop mixing up the game threads?

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 03:40 PM

	Originally Posted by Synchronicity To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	For the love of... Will you people stop mixing up the game threads?

Granted! Now no one who posts in the corrupt a wish thread is able to post in any other threads.

I wish coffee didn't stain your teeth.

**StarvingArtist** · 02-15-2010, 03:44 PM

Granted! But since you started mainlining it, you now have much bigger problems...

I wish people would have some accountability....

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 03:47 PM

Granted! You are now accountable for everything everyone has ever done.

I wish my houseplants stopped dying.

**Transmorfer** · 02-15-2010, 04:09 PM

Granted. They overgrow your place and soon your home looks like Revenge of the Triffids.

Topic: I wish I had a flagpole in my garden

**StarvingArtist** · 02-15-2010, 04:12 PM

Granted! But your neighbors are greatly disturbed by the flag depicting Ron Jeremy's famous parts that you fly daily....

I wish I had never seen Ron Jeremy's famous parts...

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 04:13 PM

Granted! You've actually been blind since birth, and have seen nothing.

I wish there were a cure for cancer.

**Synchronicity** · 02-15-2010, 04:16 PM

Granted. The cure is a bullet to the head.

I wish all pants fit me perfectly.

**cannotseethe** · 02-15-2010, 04:18 PM

Granted! All pants now have a 60" waistline, and so do you.

I wish everything tasted as good as chocolate.

**StarvingArtist** · 02-15-2010, 04:18 PM

Granted.... they are all assless (chaps) however.....

I wish I had lasagna right now....

Crap! I got snaked!

**jonnyb** · 02-15-2010, 05:03 PM

Granted! Snake lasagna with the snake still alive.

I wish Alice would go die!

02-15-2010, 05:11 AM	#6126
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,505	Granted!!! I will be more then happy to help with that... I wish I,too, were a Vampire so I could assist reiven on his quest.
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02-15-2010, 07:41 AM	#6127
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,463	Granted! I'll be right there with my trusty stake to drill through your heart when you least expect it. I wish there wasn't so much competition.
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02-15-2010, 07:44 AM	#6128
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	at our current rate of decline, your wish will be granted in one more generation. i wish i got paid for being here.
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02-15-2010, 07:46 AM	#6129
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,463	Granted! The forum chiefs all agree to pay you one artisttyrant each time you log on. I wish I could get up and doing.
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02-15-2010, 08:10 AM	#6130
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02-15-2010, 08:15 AM	#6131
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,463	Granted! combine all your posts in random order and publish it. I wish I could get the copy right under the table for reiven's novel.
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02-15-2010, 08:18 AM	#6132
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! as soon as it's published, i'll put one copy right under the table. i wish i could find my pet snake
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02-15-2010, 01:40 PM	#6133
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! I found it, but its not a snake.... I wish I could leave work early...
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02-15-2010, 02:07 PM	#6134
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02-15-2010, 02:13 PM	#6135
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! But you are so disturbed by what I tell you, you lose your sanity and are committed and subjected to shock therapy.... I wish I hadn't mentioned the mom thing...
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02-15-2010, 02:48 PM	#6136
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02-15-2010, 03:33 PM	#6137
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. People hit by cars instead live in horrible agony for years. I wish I was a better cook.
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02-15-2010, 03:36 PM	#6138
cannotseethe Core Member [309%] MBTI: eXXX Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,385	Granted! You now possess unmatched skill cooking human flesh. I wish vegetables didn't go bad in my fridge.
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02-15-2010, 03:38 PM	#6140
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	For the love of... Will you people stop mixing up the game threads?
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02-15-2010, 03:44 PM	#6142
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! But since you started mainlining it, you now have much bigger problems... I wish people would have some accountability....
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02-15-2010, 03:47 PM	#6143
cannotseethe Core Member [309%] MBTI: eXXX Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,385	Granted! You are now accountable for everything everyone has ever done. I wish my houseplants stopped dying.
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02-15-2010, 04:09 PM	#6144
Transmorfer Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,444	Granted. They overgrow your place and soon your home looks like Revenge of the Triffids. Topic: I wish I had a flagpole in my garden
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02-15-2010, 04:12 PM	#6145
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted! But your neighbors are greatly disturbed by the flag depicting Ron Jeremy's famous parts that you fly daily.... I wish I had never seen Ron Jeremy's famous parts...
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02-15-2010, 04:13 PM	#6146
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02-15-2010, 04:16 PM	#6147
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. The cure is a bullet to the head. I wish all pants fit me perfectly.
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02-15-2010, 04:18 PM	#6148
cannotseethe Core Member [309%] MBTI: eXXX Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,385	Granted! All pants now have a 60" waistline, and so do you. I wish everything tasted as good as chocolate.
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02-15-2010, 04:18 PM	#6149
StarvingArtist Member [09%] MBTI: ENFJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 372	Granted.... they are all assless (chaps) however..... I wish I had lasagna right now.... Crap! I got snaked!
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02-15-2010, 05:03 PM	#6150
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,463	Granted! Snake lasagna with the snake still alive. I wish Alice would go die!
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