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**reiven** · 02-08-2010, 05:01 PM

Granted!
joO h4v3 B33n 4Rr35t3d phOR h4xOR1n' M1l1T4RY D4t4 4Nd 53nT3Nc3d TO d34TH

wish i had a Klondike bar

**Synchronicity** · 02-08-2010, 05:10 PM

Granted. It's waiting for you inside your oven.

I wish my vision were better.

**reiven** · 02-08-2010, 05:50 PM

Granted!
with the increase in one sense comes the diminution of the rest; all music sounds like barry manilow, all food tastes like tofu, and all you smell is burlap.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

**Liason** · 02-09-2010, 12:57 PM

!granted, but you can't tell anyone or anything.

I wish I had a cheesecake. . .

**reiven** · 02-09-2010, 01:01 PM

One blue cheese on swiss with graham cracker crust, coming up!

i wish i was hostile

**Liason** · 02-09-2010, 01:04 PM

granted, but you are invisible, so no one sees it.

I wish I had a good cheesecake.

**reiven** · 02-09-2010, 01:09 PM

!granted
you now have the most delicious cheesecake ever to come from a cow. each bite is delicious, and as you finish this most perfect confection you realize that nothing will ever compare, and every dessert from now on will taste like shoe leather. you will never want cheesecake again...ever

i wish i had a cheesecake

**Synchronicity** · 02-09-2010, 02:34 PM

Granted. It is a terrible cheesecake. Just one bite of it leaves a foul taste in your mouth for hours.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

**Liason** · 02-09-2010, 05:17 PM

!granted, now there are 2 more hours in the day. Not as impressive as you thought it would be huh?

I wish I had a small cheesecake.

**Synchronicity** · 02-09-2010, 05:32 PM

Granted. The cheesecake is so small you can't find it.

I wish people would stop talking about cheesecake.

**Liason** · 02-09-2010, 05:38 PM

Granted, now they are yelling about it.

I WISH I HAD A CHEESECAKE!

**reiven** · 02-09-2010, 06:06 PM

!grant!ted! unlimited cheesecake!

but there's no milk, no water. not even grape Kool Aid. In with the cheesecake, out with all liquids- so your not gonna make it more than a few more days till do croak.

but won't you enjoy that beautiful cheesecake?

I wish i had a glass of milk.

**realJim** · 02-09-2010, 06:30 PM

Granted! You have a delicious cold glass of milk that you drink and enjoy! Too bad there was a
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in it, and it's now affecting your mind, making you confused and climbing things.

I wish I had some Thai food.

**jonnyb** · 02-09-2010, 08:31 PM

Granted! Thai it is. *catches a Thailander* How do you want me to cook em r-jim?

I wish that I didn't step on that rock in my shower.

Cooper · 02-09-2010, 11:52 PM

Granted! It wasn't a rock....and it wasn't your shower....

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream

**Liason** · 02-10-2010, 03:03 AM

granted! You now have a bowl of ice cream. It is the flavour octopus suprise!

I wish I had a cheesecake with milk.

**reiven** · 02-10-2010, 05:00 AM

!Granted
FedEx will deliver one octopus surprise cheesecake by 9 am

i wish i had a cabin in the woods

**realJim** · 02-10-2010, 08:41 AM

Granted! My kids used to play with a barbie dream house in the woods behind our house. It's a bit weathered and some parts are missing, but it's all yours!

I wish the power doesn't go out in this storm.

**jonnyb** · 02-10-2010, 07:28 PM

Granted! Power stays on until the after storm deep freeze, then it goes out.

I wish I can get my newly acquired staple gun refurbished and working well tomorrow.

**reiven** · 02-10-2010, 07:29 PM

granted!
the power will be on through the whole ordeal.oh yeah, there will be a power surge in T minus five minutes. the surge will knock out your heating unit, and all the light bulbs in every socket, your fridge and your space heaters. Since you will be snowed in, you won't be able to replace the blown bulbs. but on the upside, your power bill will be minimal.

i wish i didn't have heartburn

**jonnyb** · 02-10-2010, 07:32 PM

Granted! *rips heart out of reiven* duck, cover and roll. There man, no more heart burn.

I wish I had a small sip of sprite.

**leeser920** · 02-10-2010, 09:51 PM

Granted! But you get distracted and misplace it.

I wish it was Spring Break.

**reiven** · 02-11-2010, 05:14 AM

granted! the broken spring was in your new rolex.

i wish i knew all the answers

**jonnyb** · 02-11-2010, 08:24 AM

GRANTED! Now everyone wants to know you to get your answers. Hope you are working on your extroversion capabilities.

I wish my feet wouldn't get cold.

**realJim** · 02-11-2010, 08:34 AM

Granted! You are whisked to Tahiti where a fire pit has been prepared for your hot walk. Oops! Too hot! I hope you had some burn ointment in your pocket before you disappeared from your current location. Maybe you could get a cute local girl to hold your head in her lap while she strokes your forehead and sings soothing songs to you while you recover.

I wish our customers would call and have us do some artwork.

02-08-2010, 05:01 PM	#5976
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	Granted! joO h4v3 B33n 4Rr35t3d phOR h4xOR1n' M1l1T4RY D4t4 4Nd 53nT3Nc3d TO d34TH wish i had a Klondike bar
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02-08-2010, 05:10 PM	#5977
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. It's waiting for you inside your oven. I wish my vision were better.
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02-08-2010, 05:50 PM	#5978
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	Granted! with the increase in one sense comes the diminution of the rest; all music sounds like barry manilow, all food tastes like tofu, and all you smell is burlap. i wish i knew what to wish for.
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02-09-2010, 12:57 PM	#5979
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	!granted, but you can't tell anyone or anything. I wish I had a cheesecake. . .
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02-09-2010, 01:01 PM	#5980
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	One blue cheese on swiss with graham cracker crust, coming up! i wish i was hostile
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02-09-2010, 01:04 PM	#5981
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	granted, but you are invisible, so no one sees it. I wish I had a good cheesecake.
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02-09-2010, 01:09 PM	#5982
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	!granted you now have the most delicious cheesecake ever to come from a cow. each bite is delicious, and as you finish this most perfect confection you realize that nothing will ever compare, and every dessert from now on will taste like shoe leather. you will never want cheesecake again...ever i wish i had a cheesecake
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02-09-2010, 02:34 PM	#5983
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. It is a terrible cheesecake. Just one bite of it leaves a foul taste in your mouth for hours. I wish there were more hours in a day.
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02-09-2010, 05:17 PM	#5984
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	!granted, now there are 2 more hours in the day. Not as impressive as you thought it would be huh? I wish I had a small cheesecake.
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02-09-2010, 05:32 PM	#5985
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. The cheesecake is so small you can't find it. I wish people would stop talking about cheesecake.
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02-09-2010, 05:38 PM	#5986
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	Granted, now they are yelling about it. I WISH I HAD A CHEESECAKE!
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02-09-2010, 06:06 PM	#5987
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	!grant!ted! unlimited cheesecake! but there's no milk, no water. not even grape Kool Aid. In with the cheesecake, out with all liquids- so your not gonna make it more than a few more days till do croak. but won't you enjoy that beautiful cheesecake? I wish i had a glass of milk.
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02-09-2010, 06:30 PM	#5988
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! You have a delicious cold glass of milk that you drink and enjoy! Too bad there was a To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. in it, and it's now affecting your mind, making you confused and climbing things. I wish I had some Thai food.
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02-09-2010, 08:31 PM	#5989
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Thai it is. catches a Thailander How do you want me to cook em r-jim? I wish that I didn't step on that rock in my shower.
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02-09-2010, 11:52 PM	#5990
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,552	Granted! It wasn't a rock....and it wasn't your shower.... I wish I had a bowl of ice cream
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02-10-2010, 03:03 AM	#5991
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	granted! You now have a bowl of ice cream. It is the flavour octopus suprise! I wish I had a cheesecake with milk.
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02-10-2010, 05:00 AM	#5992
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	!Granted FedEx will deliver one octopus surprise cheesecake by 9 am i wish i had a cabin in the woods
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02-10-2010, 08:41 AM	#5993
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! My kids used to play with a barbie dream house in the woods behind our house. It's a bit weathered and some parts are missing, but it's all yours! I wish the power doesn't go out in this storm.
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02-10-2010, 07:28 PM	#5994
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Power stays on until the after storm deep freeze, then it goes out. I wish I can get my newly acquired staple gun refurbished and working well tomorrow.
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02-10-2010, 07:29 PM	#5995
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	granted! the power will be on through the whole ordeal.oh yeah, there will be a power surge in T minus five minutes. the surge will knock out your heating unit, and all the light bulbs in every socket, your fridge and your space heaters. Since you will be snowed in, you won't be able to replace the blown bulbs. but on the upside, your power bill will be minimal. i wish i didn't have heartburn
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02-10-2010, 07:32 PM	#5996
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! rips heart out of reiven duck, cover and roll. There man, no more heart burn. I wish I had a small sip of sprite.
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02-10-2010, 09:51 PM	#5997
leeser920 Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 136	Granted! But you get distracted and misplace it. I wish it was Spring Break.
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02-11-2010, 05:14 AM	#5998
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	granted! the broken spring was in your new rolex. i wish i knew all the answers
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02-11-2010, 08:24 AM	#5999
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	GRANTED! Now everyone wants to know you to get your answers. Hope you are working on your extroversion capabilities. I wish my feet wouldn't get cold.
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02-11-2010, 08:34 AM	#6000
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! You are whisked to Tahiti where a fire pit has been prepared for your hot walk. Oops! Too hot! I hope you had some burn ointment in your pocket before you disappeared from your current location. Maybe you could get a cute local girl to hold your head in her lap while she strokes your forehead and sings soothing songs to you while you recover. I wish our customers would call and have us do some artwork.
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