corrupt a wish - Page 209

**Necrosis** · 09-11-2009, 06:11 AM

Granted.

You were born as this...
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now you never have to worry about anyone asking you out again...

I wish I was an olympic star.

**jonnyb** · 09-11-2009, 07:09 AM

Granted! All you can do is the squats while standing over orange construction cones....It's a new event that you also pioneered.

I wish my toe didn't hurt.

**Necrosis** · 09-11-2009, 07:12 AM

Granted.

You went to the doctor and he healed your toe by removing it and putting it in your mouth. Now whenever you speak you bite yourself.

I wish I didn't have to work todya.

**paleoeco** · 09-11-2009, 07:14 AM

Granted...but it's because you've lost your job and are now unemployable.

I wish I were content with my life.

**jonnyb** · 09-11-2009, 07:16 AM

Granted....You eventually go extinct.

I wish I could have an isolated desert island lair where I can conduct my secret experiments.

**Necrosis** · 09-11-2009, 07:27 AM

Granted.

One of your experiments backfires and you are slowly eaten by ticks daily for the next 10 years. The isolation didn't allow anyone to hear your painstaking cries for help.

I wish I had a million dollars.

**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 07:44 AM

Granted. Unfortunately it belonged to a mob boss, who is coming to retrieve it.. and bringing Eddie and Vinnie along to make sure you get the message about taking his money.

I wish INTJf had a grey/black motif

**jonnyb** · 09-11-2009, 07:54 AM

Granted! You also pick up a color blindness virus along the way that makes grey/black appear dark blue/ light blue.

I wish the intj motif was black/ orange.

**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 10:23 AM

Granted. However, you discover you have a color blindness to orange, and ti all looks black to you.

I wish this thread were on page #210

**Necrosis** · 09-11-2009, 10:27 AM

Granted.

Except its on page 210 in hex which really means its on page 528. You lose.

I wish I had superhuman powers.

**jonnyb** · 09-11-2009, 11:52 AM

Granted! Your super human power is the ability to hear everything that others are saying about you. You also can't turn your power off. You eventually go insane with all the voices in your head.

I wish for a roll of paper towels right now.

**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 11:58 AM

Granted. It's the role that comes off the line before being split into what you see into the store. It's 18 feet around, and weighs 2 tons. It just rolled over you.

I wish for no reply to this wish.

**Necrosis** · 09-11-2009, 12:18 PM

Granted.

"no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" ...

I wish wishes would come true.

**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 12:24 PM

Granted. Every wish wished for comes true for you, including the subsequent corrupted results. You die at least 30 times in various and interesting ways.

I wish no one would wish in the next post

**Jack Raiden** · 09-11-2009, 01:53 PM

Granted, but the next post of which thread?

I wish I could rule the world.

**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 02:01 PM

Granted. But you are not a good ruler, and you are over thrown by an evil dictator.

I wish my water bottle were filled with clean water tht wouldn't hurt me or anyone around me.

**Jack Raiden** · 09-11-2009, 02:16 PM

Granted your bottle is filled with clean water that never hurts you and and everyone else around you. Unfortunately the water bottle in front of you is not yours and is slowly killing you from the last sip you took.

I wish I could have a car that never ran out of gas and never caused me harm or any around me.
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**themuzicman** · 09-11-2009, 02:21 PM

Granted. However, it kills the environment, and everyone is dependent upon the existence of your car to continue to live.

I wish everyone were happy with their current circumstance.

**hubcap** · 09-11-2009, 02:45 PM

Granted. Everyone is happy with their current circumstance but they are totally depressed because they think everyone else is happier than they are. They all end up on Prozac.

I wish Jerry Jones didn't own the Cowboys.

**Squirelznflight** · 09-11-2009, 04:37 PM

Granted. George Bush now owns the Cowboys. He is confident that his skills in administration will help the team to succeed. However, he will in eight years be replaced by Obama, who will promise "Change...AGAIN!!!" to the American people. Taking over leadership of the Cowboys after serving as President has become the newest political trend.

I wish I had a spaceship.

**hubcap** · 09-11-2009, 05:23 PM

Granted. Unfortunately you never learned how to properly pilot a spaceship so you died in a fiery crash in the Himalayas shortly after takeoff.

I wish I was immortal and invincible.

**gianagianan** · 09-11-2009, 05:45 PM

Granted!

You were immortal and invincible. Everyone in this world wanted to kill you. The G20 declared Total War against you but they cannot defeat you. You killed all of your enemies. Then in the middle of the fight, you hear someone shouting "Hubcap! Hubcap! Hubcap! It's already seven in the morning and your ass is still in the bed! Wake-up!". You hear your wife screaming and woke-up!

I wish upon a star.

**hubcap** · 09-11-2009, 05:50 PM

Your wish would have been granted but the star went into supernova state milliseconds too soon.

I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend.

**jonnyb** · 09-11-2009, 10:11 PM

Granted! You find what we were all suspecting for a while, that Megan is really a guy. He usually goes by Mike. Regardless...have fun with that.

I wish I can find my way home tonight.

**themuzicman** · 09-12-2009, 05:59 AM

Granted.

I wish for free meals 3 times a day without going to jail.

09-11-2009, 06:11 AM	#5201
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Granted. You were born as this... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. now you never have to worry about anyone asking you out again... I wish I was an olympic star.
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09-11-2009, 07:09 AM	#5202
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,464	Granted! All you can do is the squats while standing over orange construction cones....It's a new event that you also pioneered. I wish my toe didn't hurt.
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09-11-2009, 07:12 AM	#5203
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Granted. You went to the doctor and he healed your toe by removing it and putting it in your mouth. Now whenever you speak you bite yourself. I wish I didn't have to work todya.
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09-11-2009, 07:14 AM	#5204
paleoeco Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,084	Granted...but it's because you've lost your job and are now unemployable. I wish I were content with my life.
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09-11-2009, 07:16 AM	#5205
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,464	Granted....You eventually go extinct. I wish I could have an isolated desert island lair where I can conduct my secret experiments.
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09-11-2009, 07:27 AM	#5206
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Granted. One of your experiments backfires and you are slowly eaten by ticks daily for the next 10 years. The isolation didn't allow anyone to hear your painstaking cries for help. I wish I had a million dollars.
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09-11-2009, 07:44 AM	#5207
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. Unfortunately it belonged to a mob boss, who is coming to retrieve it.. and bringing Eddie and Vinnie along to make sure you get the message about taking his money. I wish INTJf had a grey/black motif
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09-11-2009, 07:54 AM	#5208
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,464	Granted! You also pick up a color blindness virus along the way that makes grey/black appear dark blue/ light blue. I wish the intj motif was black/ orange.
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09-11-2009, 10:23 AM	#5209
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. However, you discover you have a color blindness to orange, and ti all looks black to you. I wish this thread were on page #210
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09-11-2009, 10:27 AM	#5210
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Granted. Except its on page 210 in hex which really means its on page 528. You lose. I wish I had superhuman powers.
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09-11-2009, 11:52 AM	#5211
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,464	Granted! Your super human power is the ability to hear everything that others are saying about you. You also can't turn your power off. You eventually go insane with all the voices in your head. I wish for a roll of paper towels right now.
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09-11-2009, 11:58 AM	#5212
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. It's the role that comes off the line before being split into what you see into the store. It's 18 feet around, and weighs 2 tons. It just rolled over you. I wish for no reply to this wish.
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09-11-2009, 12:18 PM	#5213
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Granted. "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" "no reply" ... I wish wishes would come true.
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09-11-2009, 12:24 PM	#5214
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. Every wish wished for comes true for you, including the subsequent corrupted results. You die at least 30 times in various and interesting ways. I wish no one would wish in the next post
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09-11-2009, 01:53 PM	#5215
Jack Raiden Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 184	Granted, but the next post of which thread? I wish I could rule the world.
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09-11-2009, 02:01 PM	#5216
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. But you are not a good ruler, and you are over thrown by an evil dictator. I wish my water bottle were filled with clean water tht wouldn't hurt me or anyone around me.
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09-11-2009, 02:16 PM	#5217
Jack Raiden Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 184	Granted your bottle is filled with clean water that never hurts you and and everyone else around you. Unfortunately the water bottle in front of you is not yours and is slowly killing you from the last sip you took. I wish I could have a car that never ran out of gas and never caused me harm or any around me. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-11-2009, 02:21 PM	#5218
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. However, it kills the environment, and everyone is dependent upon the existence of your car to continue to live. I wish everyone were happy with their current circumstance.
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09-11-2009, 02:45 PM	#5219
hubcap Veteran Member [73%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,920	Granted. Everyone is happy with their current circumstance but they are totally depressed because they think everyone else is happier than they are. They all end up on Prozac. I wish Jerry Jones didn't own the Cowboys.
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09-11-2009, 04:37 PM	#5220
Squirelznflight Member [08%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 346	Granted. George Bush now owns the Cowboys. He is confident that his skills in administration will help the team to succeed. However, he will in eight years be replaced by Obama, who will promise "Change...AGAIN!!!" to the American people. Taking over leadership of the Cowboys after serving as President has become the newest political trend. I wish I had a spaceship.
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09-11-2009, 05:23 PM	#5221
hubcap Veteran Member [73%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,920	Granted. Unfortunately you never learned how to properly pilot a spaceship so you died in a fiery crash in the Himalayas shortly after takeoff. I wish I was immortal and invincible.
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09-11-2009, 05:45 PM	#5222
gianagianan New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 31	Granted! You were immortal and invincible. Everyone in this world wanted to kill you. The G20 declared Total War against you but they cannot defeat you. You killed all of your enemies. Then in the middle of the fight, you hear someone shouting "Hubcap! Hubcap! Hubcap! It's already seven in the morning and your ass is still in the bed! Wake-up!". You hear your wife screaming and woke-up! I wish upon a star.
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09-11-2009, 05:50 PM	#5223
hubcap Veteran Member [73%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,920	Your wish would have been granted but the star went into supernova state milliseconds too soon. I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend.
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09-11-2009, 10:11 PM	#5224
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,464	Granted! You find what we were all suspecting for a while, that Megan is really a guy. He usually goes by Mike. Regardless...have fun with that. I wish I can find my way home tonight.
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09-12-2009, 05:59 AM	#5225
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,363	Granted. I wish for free meals 3 times a day without going to jail.
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