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**nowt** · 08-17-2009, 05:40 AM

Granted.

... your pleather is mine. [and that hurts]

I wish 9/11 conspiracy theorists would live long contented lives.

**themuzicman** · 08-17-2009, 06:41 AM

Granted. A president with a sense of humor releases false "confidential" documents confirming their worst fears.

I wish nowt would change his avatar.

**wardo** · 08-17-2009, 10:27 AM

Granted! But he changed it twice - once to something cool and then another time back to a man looking contemplatively off into the distance.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

**jonnyb** · 08-17-2009, 11:09 AM

Granted! The government now takes human sacrifice offerings and you are the first.

I wish I could control the workings of the solar sysytem.

**themuzicman** · 08-17-2009, 12:00 PM

Granted. But you make a mistake, make the sun blow up and kill us all.

I wish happiness and blessing for every participant in this thread.

**AaronSheffield** · 08-17-2009, 02:01 PM

Granted. Everyone in this thread receives
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, however a massive battle royal breaks out over
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as everyone fights for control of the town.

I wish my work day was over.

**wardo** · 08-17-2009, 02:11 PM

Granted. You are fired go home.

I wish I had a personal force field to prevent unwanted physical contact.

**jonnyb** · 08-17-2009, 03:42 PM

Granted! When your force field activates, it also traps a few other people standing nearby in it tight up against you.

I wish to be able to have x-ray vision.

**Hamburglar** · 08-17-2009, 04:31 PM

Granted

You radiate all your loved ones and they die of cancer. You are convicted of involuntary manslaughter, but because of your condition you are imprisoned in an iron cell to prevent harm to others.

I wish I had finished writing my final term paper already.

**jonnyb** · 08-17-2009, 04:48 PM

Granted! Your term paper is all done and ready to hand in. You now get a call from your professor informing you that you were one of the few students chosen to clep the term paper assignment.

I wish for $5

**Nikita** · 08-18-2009, 12:44 AM

Granted.

You are told that there is a $5 bill buried with Youngblood's grandmother. With shovel in hand, you unearth her grave, pry open the coffin, and pocket the $5. Seeing her decayed body you're overcome with necrophilia-like desires and decide to have a go at grandma. The undertaker catches you, joins in "behind" you, then dumps your exhaused body into the coffin with grandma, buries you both, and you slowly suffocate to death under the ground.

I wish I could travel back in time to the creation of the world.

**themuzicman** · 08-18-2009, 07:38 AM

Granted. [edited to grant a wish]
I wish I could remember everything I need to do at the moment I need to do it.

**dragonsscout** · 08-18-2009, 09:48 AM

Granted. You now remember everything always. However, you are overwhelmed by traumatizing memories which you had repressed. Unable to take the stress, you are committed to an insane asylum where the guards mentally and physically toy with you every day. You live out your days there feeling alone in the world and with a constant empty feeling. You die alone and are quickly forgotten.

I wish themuzicman did not make the wish that he made in post
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**themuzicman** · 08-18-2009, 10:02 AM

Granted. err.. now you look silly.

I wish for more wishes.

**looloo** · 08-18-2009, 10:35 AM

Granted until you wish for no more wishes

I wish for my own personal dinosaur killing asteroid. + some chips

**wardo** · 08-18-2009, 11:03 AM

Granted. One day you slightly overdo a dinousaur killing rampage with your new asteroid, 80 million years ago, destroying every dinosaur species. Unfortunately the scientists got it wrong and prehistoric monkeys evolved from triceratops but by killing the triceratops too early they failed to evolve, you thereby cease to exist. You are given chips but cannot eat them since you lack a body.

I wish all environmentalists were forced to exist without anything fabricated with an associated green house gas emission.

**themuzicman** · 08-18-2009, 11:27 AM

Granted. 30 million people die of exposure, worldwide.

I wish for less powerful government

**Smokex** · 08-18-2009, 11:44 AM

Granted. Anarchy reigns, riots break out, and pigs fly. You are killed in the resulting chaos.

I wish to rule the world and live forever.

**themuzicman** · 08-18-2009, 12:10 PM

Granted. Your rule is both benign and healthy, until the human race dies out. Then you rule.. nothing.

I wish for three apple pies

**jonnyb** · 08-18-2009, 04:26 PM

Granted! You recieve the apple pies just as the aged Apple Dumpling gang saunders by. Tim Conway takes your pies after Don Knotts flashes you to cause a distraction. You are now seriously mentally scarred and forever wander the earth as a mute.

$5 was so fun, I wish for $10.

**Smokex** · 08-18-2009, 04:53 PM

Granted. You are given $10 to get into a strip club with your friends. You spend the money to get in and they give you no more. You are forced to watch them have fun all night while trying futilely to get drunk on watered down alcohol.

I wish for a harem of 5,000 disease free women with no possibility of being denied sex or being unable to sexually perform.

**jonnyb** · 08-18-2009, 05:31 PM

Granted! You get your wish. Your anticipated everlasting bliss gets hampered when you discover that there is not one of the women who weigh less than 500lbs. On top of that, you are on the bottom and they want you all at the same time. Have fun with that.

I wish to understand the principles and workings of gravity.

**looloo** · 08-19-2009, 12:10 AM

Granted..for 5 minutes 'cause as you start to acknowledge the principles and workings of gravity,an apple falls from a tree hitting you in the head [Blank]

I wish for pink ponies that eat rainbows and poop butterflies

**nowt** · 08-19-2009, 03:27 AM

Granted.

Tho they don't survive once the acid trip ends.

I wish this fucking spacebar didn't need a fucking sledgehammer to fucking get it to fucking work. Fuck.

**Nikita** · 08-19-2009, 03:32 AM

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	Granted. [edited to grant a wish] I wish I could remember everything I need to do at the moment I need to do it.

You needed to corrupt my wish, but did not...I win?
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Granted.

Your keyboard now lacks a spacebar andeverythingyoutypenowlookslikethisandyouareconse quentlybannedfromintjfandfromthe worldof thetechnologicallyinclined,forcedtoliveouttheresto fyourdaysinthemostcrowdednightclubpossiblewhereday becomesnightandnightbecomesdayandpeoplearescreamin ginyourearnonstopfortherestofeternity.

I wish intjf could really grant wishes.

08-17-2009, 05:40 AM	#5051
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Granted. ... your pleather is mine. [and that hurts] I wish 9/11 conspiracy theorists would live long contented lives.
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08-17-2009, 06:41 AM	#5052
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. A president with a sense of humor releases false "confidential" documents confirming their worst fears. I wish nowt would change his avatar.
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08-17-2009, 10:27 AM	#5053
wardo Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 140	Granted! But he changed it twice - once to something cool and then another time back to a man looking contemplatively off into the distance. I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
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08-17-2009, 11:09 AM	#5054
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! The government now takes human sacrifice offerings and you are the first. I wish I could control the workings of the solar sysytem.
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08-17-2009, 12:00 PM	#5055
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. But you make a mistake, make the sun blow up and kill us all. I wish happiness and blessing for every participant in this thread.
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08-17-2009, 02:01 PM	#5056
AaronSheffield Core Member [113%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,531	Granted. Everyone in this thread receives To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. , however a massive battle royal breaks out over To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. as everyone fights for control of the town. I wish my work day was over.
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08-17-2009, 02:11 PM	#5057
wardo Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 140	Granted. You are fired go home. I wish I had a personal force field to prevent unwanted physical contact.
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08-17-2009, 03:42 PM	#5058
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! When your force field activates, it also traps a few other people standing nearby in it tight up against you. I wish to be able to have x-ray vision.
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08-17-2009, 04:31 PM	#5059
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted You radiate all your loved ones and they die of cancer. You are convicted of involuntary manslaughter, but because of your condition you are imprisoned in an iron cell to prevent harm to others. I wish I had finished writing my final term paper already.
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08-17-2009, 04:48 PM	#5060
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! Your term paper is all done and ready to hand in. You now get a call from your professor informing you that you were one of the few students chosen to clep the term paper assignment. I wish for $5
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08-18-2009, 12:44 AM	#5061
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are told that there is a $5 bill buried with Youngblood's grandmother. With shovel in hand, you unearth her grave, pry open the coffin, and pocket the $5. Seeing her decayed body you're overcome with necrophilia-like desires and decide to have a go at grandma. The undertaker catches you, joins in "behind" you, then dumps your exhaused body into the coffin with grandma, buries you both, and you slowly suffocate to death under the ground. I wish I could travel back in time to the creation of the world.
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08-18-2009, 07:38 AM	#5062
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. [edited to grant a wish] I wish I could remember everything I need to do at the moment I need to do it. Last edited by themuzicman; 08-18-2009 at 10:02 AM.
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08-18-2009, 09:48 AM	#5063
dragonsscout Member [47%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,886	Granted. You now remember everything always. However, you are overwhelmed by traumatizing memories which you had repressed. Unable to take the stress, you are committed to an insane asylum where the guards mentally and physically toy with you every day. You live out your days there feeling alone in the world and with a constant empty feeling. You die alone and are quickly forgotten. I wish themuzicman did not make the wish that he made in post To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. .
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08-18-2009, 10:02 AM	#5064
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. err.. now you look silly. I wish for more wishes.
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08-18-2009, 10:35 AM	#5065
looloo New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 64	Granted until you wish for no more wishes I wish for my own personal dinosaur killing asteroid. + some chips
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08-18-2009, 11:03 AM	#5066
wardo Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 140	Granted. One day you slightly overdo a dinousaur killing rampage with your new asteroid, 80 million years ago, destroying every dinosaur species. Unfortunately the scientists got it wrong and prehistoric monkeys evolved from triceratops but by killing the triceratops too early they failed to evolve, you thereby cease to exist. You are given chips but cannot eat them since you lack a body. I wish all environmentalists were forced to exist without anything fabricated with an associated green house gas emission.
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08-18-2009, 11:27 AM	#5067
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. 30 million people die of exposure, worldwide. I wish for less powerful government
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08-18-2009, 11:44 AM	#5068
Smokex New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 56	Granted. Anarchy reigns, riots break out, and pigs fly. You are killed in the resulting chaos. I wish to rule the world and live forever.
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08-18-2009, 12:10 PM	#5069
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,380	Granted. Your rule is both benign and healthy, until the human race dies out. Then you rule.. nothing. I wish for three apple pies
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08-18-2009, 04:26 PM	#5070
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! You recieve the apple pies just as the aged Apple Dumpling gang saunders by. Tim Conway takes your pies after Don Knotts flashes you to cause a distraction. You are now seriously mentally scarred and forever wander the earth as a mute. $5 was so fun, I wish for $10.
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08-18-2009, 04:53 PM	#5071
Smokex New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 56	Granted. You are given $10 to get into a strip club with your friends. You spend the money to get in and they give you no more. You are forced to watch them have fun all night while trying futilely to get drunk on watered down alcohol. I wish for a harem of 5,000 disease free women with no possibility of being denied sex or being unable to sexually perform.
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08-18-2009, 05:31 PM	#5072
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! You get your wish. Your anticipated everlasting bliss gets hampered when you discover that there is not one of the women who weigh less than 500lbs. On top of that, you are on the bottom and they want you all at the same time. Have fun with that. I wish to understand the principles and workings of gravity.
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08-19-2009, 12:10 AM	#5073
looloo New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 64	Granted..for 5 minutes 'cause as you start to acknowledge the principles and workings of gravity,an apple falls from a tree hitting you in the head [Blank] I wish for pink ponies that eat rainbows and poop butterflies
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08-19-2009, 03:27 AM	#5074
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Granted. Tho they don't survive once the acid trip ends. I wish this fucking spacebar didn't need a fucking sledgehammer to fucking get it to fucking work. Fuck.
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