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**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 05:52 AM

Granted. William Shatner replaces Sean Connery as James Bond, and Leonard Nimoy does all of Bert Reynold's work.

I wish this backup would work.

**deicruxified** · 08-04-2009, 06:22 AM

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	Granted. William Shatner replaces Sean Connery as James Bond, and Leonard Nimoy does all of Bert Reynold's work. I wish this backup would work.

granted.. the backed up files are in papyrus... and in hieroglyphics

i wish my abdominal cramps would go away!

**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 06:23 AM

Granted. You are now a man.

I wish for an end to all physical conflict.

**AaronSheffield** · 08-04-2009, 07:50 AM

Granted. Everyone is now dead.

I wish I didn't need to work.

**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 07:52 AM

Granted. However, you are now starving.

I wish for the end of global warming

**AaronSheffield** · 08-04-2009, 08:37 AM

Granted. Don't mind the Woolly Mammoths, they come by every ice age.

I wish to have a fountain pen.

**paleoeco** · 08-04-2009, 08:48 AM

Granted. The doctors find a fountain pen inside your heart and you only have 30 minutes to live before it perforates and you bleed out.

I wish I had a farm to have livestock and grow vegetables.

**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 09:37 AM

Granted. You are now Eva Gabor in Green Acres.

I wish for skys of blue and red roses, too.

**Hamburglar** · 08-04-2009, 10:13 AM

Granted

Louis Armstrong comes back to life as a zombie, while playing the song he gets hungry and eats your brains.

I wish for two gold bricks

**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 10:16 AM

Granted. You poop them. And then die.

I wish for more money in my bank account

**Hamburglar** · 08-04-2009, 10:19 AM

Granted

You now live in zimbabwe with $37,000,000 ZBD, which is roughly $1.00US, congrats you can buy bread this week.

I wish nobody would reply to this wish!
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**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 10:21 AM

I wish for world domination.

**paleoeco** · 08-04-2009, 10:33 AM

Granted. But I'm the one who dominates the world. You, OTOH, are imprisioned for life at my whim.

I wish I could have a second serving of white chocolate mousse frozen yogurt.

**themuzicman** · 08-04-2009, 11:17 AM

Granted. But you are now regarded as obese, must pay for two plane tickets to fly and are ineligible to work at hooters.

I wish for more exercise

**AaronSheffield** · 08-04-2009, 05:39 PM

Granted. Your car breaks down in the middle of the Nevada desert and you must walk 30 miles to the nearest town before nightfall when the coyotes will hunt you.

I wish I owned a perfectly restored Ferrari 308 GTSi QV.

**Hamburglar** · 08-04-2009, 08:27 PM

Granted

You spend the morning washing it. The clouds part. You turn the key, the engine roars, your arm starts tingling (heart attack). You die.

I wish carpet was wood flooring.

**nowt** · 08-04-2009, 10:26 PM

Granted.

Your new name is 'Sliverfoot'.

I wish I had an umbrella.

**themuzicman** · 08-05-2009, 05:49 AM

Granted. It now rains wherever you go.

I wish for a mistress that is that always nice to me, and looks like J Lo.

**Hamburglar** · 08-05-2009, 07:06 AM

Granted

But, she is a hermaphrodite.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.

**themuzicman** · 08-05-2009, 07:09 AM

Granted. You drown.

I wish I had a mansion and a yacht

**paleoeco** · 08-05-2009, 07:13 AM

Granted. Your mansion is in Tehran, Iran, and your yacht is "floating" in the Aral Sea.

I wish I could maintain my lifestyle without having to work for a living.

**themuzicman** · 08-05-2009, 07:27 AM

Granted.

You do nothing for two years, you balloon up to 600lbs.

I wish people would just be nice.

**AaronSheffield** · 08-05-2009, 09:20 AM

Granted. People concentrate entirely upon being nice to others and, as a result, all productive enterprise grinds to a halt, a-la Atlas Shrugged.

I wish I had a toothpick.

**themuzicman** · 08-05-2009, 09:23 AM

Granted. It's stick between your teeth, and you need a dentist to drill it out.

i wish for the 5000th post in this thread to be a good one!

**Hamburglar** · 08-05-2009, 11:51 AM

Granted.

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I wish Wilford Brimley was President

08-04-2009, 05:52 AM	#4976
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. William Shatner replaces Sean Connery as James Bond, and Leonard Nimoy does all of Bert Reynold's work. I wish this backup would work.
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08-04-2009, 06:23 AM	#4978
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. You are now a man. I wish for an end to all physical conflict.
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08-04-2009, 07:50 AM	#4979
AaronSheffield Core Member [113%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,531	Granted. Everyone is now dead. I wish I didn't need to work.
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08-04-2009, 07:52 AM	#4980
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. However, you are now starving. I wish for the end of global warming
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08-04-2009, 08:37 AM	#4981
AaronSheffield Core Member [113%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,531	Granted. Don't mind the Woolly Mammoths, they come by every ice age. I wish to have a fountain pen.
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08-04-2009, 08:48 AM	#4982
paleoeco Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,084	Granted. The doctors find a fountain pen inside your heart and you only have 30 minutes to live before it perforates and you bleed out. I wish I had a farm to have livestock and grow vegetables.
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08-04-2009, 09:37 AM	#4983
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. You are now Eva Gabor in Green Acres. I wish for skys of blue and red roses, too.
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08-04-2009, 10:13 AM	#4984
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted Louis Armstrong comes back to life as a zombie, while playing the song he gets hungry and eats your brains. I wish for two gold bricks
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08-04-2009, 10:16 AM	#4985
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. You poop them. And then die. I wish for more money in my bank account
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08-04-2009, 10:19 AM	#4986
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted You now live in zimbabwe with $37,000,000 ZBD, which is roughly $1.00US, congrats you can buy bread this week. I wish nobody would reply to this wish! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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08-04-2009, 10:21 AM	#4987
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	I wish for world domination.
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08-04-2009, 10:33 AM	#4988
paleoeco Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,084	Granted. But I'm the one who dominates the world. You, OTOH, are imprisioned for life at my whim. I wish I could have a second serving of white chocolate mousse frozen yogurt.
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08-04-2009, 11:17 AM	#4989
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. But you are now regarded as obese, must pay for two plane tickets to fly and are ineligible to work at hooters. I wish for more exercise
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08-04-2009, 05:39 PM	#4990
AaronSheffield Core Member [113%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,531	Granted. Your car breaks down in the middle of the Nevada desert and you must walk 30 miles to the nearest town before nightfall when the coyotes will hunt you. I wish I owned a perfectly restored Ferrari 308 GTSi QV.
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08-04-2009, 08:27 PM	#4991
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted You spend the morning washing it. The clouds part. You turn the key, the engine roars, your arm starts tingling (heart attack). You die. I wish carpet was wood flooring.
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08-04-2009, 10:26 PM	#4992
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Granted. Your new name is 'Sliverfoot'. I wish I had an umbrella.
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08-05-2009, 05:49 AM	#4993
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. It now rains wherever you go. I wish for a mistress that is that always nice to me, and looks like J Lo.
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08-05-2009, 07:06 AM	#4994
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted But, she is a hermaphrodite. I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.
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08-05-2009, 07:09 AM	#4995
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. You drown. I wish I had a mansion and a yacht
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08-05-2009, 07:13 AM	#4996
paleoeco Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,084	Granted. Your mansion is in Tehran, Iran, and your yacht is "floating" in the Aral Sea. I wish I could maintain my lifestyle without having to work for a living.
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08-05-2009, 07:27 AM	#4997
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. You do nothing for two years, you balloon up to 600lbs. I wish people would just be nice.
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08-05-2009, 09:20 AM	#4998
AaronSheffield Core Member [113%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,531	Granted. People concentrate entirely upon being nice to others and, as a result, all productive enterprise grinds to a halt, a-la Atlas Shrugged. I wish I had a toothpick.
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08-05-2009, 09:23 AM	#4999
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,375	Granted. It's stick between your teeth, and you need a dentist to drill it out. i wish for the 5000th post in this thread to be a good one!
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08-05-2009, 11:51 AM	#5000
Hamburglar Member [17%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 710	Granted. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish Wilford Brimley was President
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