corrupt a wish - Page 185

**Synchronicity** · 04-22-2009, 07:16 AM

Granted. He goes on an enraged tirade about the evils of the radical left and starts a revolution that consumes the entire nation. Limbaugh's side wins and he becomes the tyrannical leader of the new order. Thanks a lot, Nemesis
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I wish I didn't have to use words to communicate.

**loosefanbelt** · 04-22-2009, 12:19 PM

Granted.
Your smell says it all.

I wish I had a hammock right now.

**Nemesis** · 04-22-2009, 01:36 PM

You have your hammock, but only one post to tie it to.

I wish that is was socially acceptable to dance naked in the streets singing show tunes.

**Synchronicity** · 04-22-2009, 01:40 PM

Granted. Everyone is dancing naked in the streets, singing showtunes.

I wish I could speed read.

**Nemesis** · 04-22-2009, 01:44 PM

Granted good sir. But you only have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old. Have fun finishing see spot in 10 seconds.

I wish I had Mr.T on speed dial.

**Synchronicity** · 04-22-2009, 03:40 PM

Granted, but whenever you call him he punches you in the jaw through the receiver.

I wish I had money for a nicer computer.

**Bobsama** · 04-22-2009, 04:13 PM

Granted, but your all of your computers would die next time you plug them in. And your house will burn down. It was an electrical fire.

I wish I had an avatar as cool as Synchronicity.

**runoverazebra** · 04-23-2009, 09:52 PM

Granted! Your avatar is now a block of ice.

I wish I had 2 more bookshelves.

**Synchronicity** · 04-23-2009, 10:02 PM

(Ice, eh? I'm flattered :P)

Granted. They are waiting to be picked up in Sweden.

I wish I could speak Chinese as my second language.

**echo** · 04-24-2009, 10:32 AM

granted. your first language is now aramaic.

I wish for a pony.

**Bobsama** · 04-24-2009, 02:51 PM

	Originally Posted by runoverazebra To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted! Your avatar is now a block of ice.

How'd you know???

	Originally Posted by Synchronicity To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	(Ice, eh? I'm flattered :P)

My avatar is now as cool as yours

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	I wish for a pony.

Granted. You get arrested for bestiality.

I wish my avatar was a block of ice.

**deicruxified** · 04-25-2009, 05:11 AM

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	How'd you know??? My avatar is now as cool as yours Granted. You get arrested for bestiality. I wish my avatar was a block of ice.

granted... you only got pixels which looks like a block of ice...

i wish everything's in purple

**ptrout** · 04-25-2009, 06:14 AM

Granted, you know have a blue tinted contact lens in your right eye, and burst blood vessel in your left.

I wish i had marshmallows for my hot coco

**Jonathan Brewer** · 04-25-2009, 08:59 AM

Granted. A portal opens in your wall and floods you with millions and millions of marshmallows.

I wish there was nothing to fear, to doubt, to beware of. Thus, I wish "to act" was not fraught with peril.

**echo** · 04-25-2009, 11:43 AM

granted. you are now in a padded room unable to "act".

I wish I could understand Jonathan Brewers wish
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I wish I could play piano.

**Jonathan Brewer** · 04-25-2009, 11:55 AM

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	I wish I could understand Jonathan Brewers wish To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Granted. You are now me, complete with my chronic explosive diarrhea.

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	I wish I could play piano.

Granted. You can now know how to play piano, but you don't have any hands.

I wish I had the power to kill with a gaze.
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**echo** · 04-25-2009, 12:04 PM

granted. you have killed everything and are now slowly starving to death.

I wish I could see an ivory-billed woodpecker.

**mar412** · 04-25-2009, 12:12 PM

Granted, but the woodpecker ends up pecking your eyes and blinding you, preventing you from seeing anything ever again (obviously).

I wish I could date Clive Owen

**echo** · 04-25-2009, 12:15 PM

granted. his wife kills you with a wooden spoon.

I wish I could fly.

**mar412** · 04-25-2009, 12:18 PM

granted, but you get caught in a tree on your ascent and are attacked by rabid squirrels.

I wish I could read minds.

**runoverazebra** · 04-25-2009, 12:28 PM

Granted, but now everyone only thinks about dead, decaying cows.

I wish that my computer fan would quit breaking.

**echo** · 04-25-2009, 01:53 PM

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	Granted, but now everyone only thinks about dead, decaying cows.

hamburger?

Granted. Your fan is now indestructible and has joined forces with Megatron.

I wish i could have a cool name like optimus prime.

**Nemesis** · 04-25-2009, 03:49 PM

Granted! You are now known as Optimus Prime... but now everyone thinks you are bat-shit crazy and you lose your friends and cannot hold a job... but congrats on the cool name.

I wish Wilfred Brimley would come to my home and make oatmeal for me.

**ptrout** · 04-25-2009, 04:51 PM

Granted, Mr. Brimley is on his way in his Speedos for friendly match on oatmeal wrestling.

I wish i could see in the dark

**Tobias** · 04-26-2009, 03:25 PM

Granted, but you go outside the next day and sunlight burns your retinas, blinding you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get to bed early.

04-22-2009, 07:16 AM	#4601
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. He goes on an enraged tirade about the evils of the radical left and starts a revolution that consumes the entire nation. Limbaugh's side wins and he becomes the tyrannical leader of the new order. Thanks a lot, Nemesis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I didn't have to use words to communicate.
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04-22-2009, 12:19 PM	#4602
loosefanbelt Core Member [174%] MBTI: INFX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,989	Granted. Your smell says it all. I wish I had a hammock right now.
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04-22-2009, 01:36 PM	#4603
Nemesis Core Member [306%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12,269	You have your hammock, but only one post to tie it to. I wish that is was socially acceptable to dance naked in the streets singing show tunes.
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04-22-2009, 01:40 PM	#4604
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. Everyone is dancing naked in the streets, singing showtunes. I wish I could speed read.
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04-22-2009, 01:44 PM	#4605
Nemesis Core Member [306%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12,269	Granted good sir. But you only have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old. Have fun finishing see spot in 10 seconds. I wish I had Mr.T on speed dial.
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04-22-2009, 03:40 PM	#4606
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted, but whenever you call him he punches you in the jaw through the receiver. I wish I had money for a nicer computer.
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04-22-2009, 04:13 PM	#4607
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted, but your all of your computers would die next time you plug them in. And your house will burn down. It was an electrical fire. I wish I had an avatar as cool as Synchronicity.
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04-23-2009, 09:52 PM	#4608
runoverazebra Core Member [372%] MBTI: INxJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,911	Granted! Your avatar is now a block of ice. I wish I had 2 more bookshelves.
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04-23-2009, 10:02 PM	#4609
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	(Ice, eh? I'm flattered :P) Granted. They are waiting to be picked up in Sweden. I wish I could speak Chinese as my second language.
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04-24-2009, 10:32 AM	#4610
echo Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 109	granted. your first language is now aramaic. I wish for a pony.
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04-25-2009, 06:14 AM	#4613
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	Granted, you know have a blue tinted contact lens in your right eye, and burst blood vessel in your left. I wish i had marshmallows for my hot coco
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04-25-2009, 08:59 AM	#4614
Jonathan Brewer Core Member [135%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,411	Granted. A portal opens in your wall and floods you with millions and millions of marshmallows. I wish there was nothing to fear, to doubt, to beware of. Thus, I wish "to act" was not fraught with peril.
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04-25-2009, 11:43 AM	#4615
echo Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 109	granted. you are now in a padded room unable to "act". I wish I could understand Jonathan Brewers wish To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I could play piano.
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04-25-2009, 12:04 PM	#4617
echo Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 109	granted. you have killed everything and are now slowly starving to death. I wish I could see an ivory-billed woodpecker.
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04-25-2009, 12:12 PM	#4618
mar412 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 44	Granted, but the woodpecker ends up pecking your eyes and blinding you, preventing you from seeing anything ever again (obviously). I wish I could date Clive Owen
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04-25-2009, 12:15 PM	#4619
echo Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 109	granted. his wife kills you with a wooden spoon. I wish I could fly.
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04-25-2009, 12:18 PM	#4620
mar412 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 44	granted, but you get caught in a tree on your ascent and are attacked by rabid squirrels. I wish I could read minds.
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04-25-2009, 12:28 PM	#4621
runoverazebra Core Member [372%] MBTI: INxJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,911	Granted, but now everyone only thinks about dead, decaying cows. I wish that my computer fan would quit breaking.
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04-25-2009, 03:49 PM	#4623
Nemesis Core Member [306%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12,269	Granted! You are now known as Optimus Prime... but now everyone thinks you are bat-shit crazy and you lose your friends and cannot hold a job... but congrats on the cool name. I wish Wilfred Brimley would come to my home and make oatmeal for me.
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04-25-2009, 04:51 PM	#4624
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	Granted, Mr. Brimley is on his way in his Speedos for friendly match on oatmeal wrestling. I wish i could see in the dark
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04-26-2009, 03:25 PM	#4625
Tobias Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 232	Granted, but you go outside the next day and sunlight burns your retinas, blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish I could get to bed early.
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