corrupt a wish - Page 160

**krapyrubsnif** · 02-05-2009, 04:38 PM

Granted.

Beware the gremlins.

I wish my boyfriend was better at communicating with me when we are apart.

altoid · 02-05-2009, 04:47 PM

Granted.

Your boyfriend is now a pro at communicating with you long-distance, but only by carrier pigeon.

I wish my dog would stop barking at cars.

**krapyrubsnif** · 02-05-2009, 04:50 PM

Granted.

Your dog barks at cars because it helps his/her digestive system. Contrats! Your house is now filled with lots of little steamers.

I wish the fan in my toilet didnt stay on for 30 minutes.

altoid · 02-05-2009, 05:27 PM

Granted.

It now comes on entirely at random.

I wish people would stop trying to impose their morals on others.

Rudy · 02-05-2009, 05:29 PM

Good wish; too bad I have to screw it up...

Granted.

The police stop trying to stop murderers, and things like that.

I wish for patience.

**Nikita** · 02-05-2009, 06:33 PM

Granted.

You have so much patience that you never more give into the urgency associated with urination and bowel movements.

I wish for all of the children in all of the hospitals to be healed.

Rudy · 02-05-2009, 08:28 PM

Granted.

Of course, "healed" is a relative term. I heal them of the suffering of life.

I wish the average person stopped believing everything they heard on television.

**ClydeB** · 02-05-2009, 08:53 PM

Granted

Now the average person only believes the lies, fear, uncertainty and doubt that is on TV. Disregarding what kernels of truth they may find.

I wish that my home wireless was working.

Rudy · 02-05-2009, 09:27 PM

Granted.

It's working for a moment, just before you lose electricity again.

I wish ClydeB's terrifying avatar would stop pawing at me.

**ClydeB** · 02-05-2009, 10:16 PM

Granted.

Now he's just waiting for you to give him a high five. And still won't go away afterwards.

I wish I had some decaf tea in the house.

**Librorum** · 02-05-2009, 10:33 PM

Granted. You drink a herbal concoction containing ephedra which gives you cardiac arrhythmia and though you are rushed to the hospital and saved, you now have a $100,000 doctor's bill to pay.

I wish I could become a brilliant artist.

**ClydeB** · 02-05-2009, 10:38 PM

Granted

You are now the master of self immolation. The light of your fire reflects off the clouds and is seen for miles.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 01:16 AM

Granted.

Due to an unexpected financial crisis, your forced to sell your home and move into a teensy, tiny apartment. The new owners clean the house very thoroughly.

I wish that I could already be done with my Ph.D. program.

**krapyrubsnif** · 02-06-2009, 02:04 AM

Granted.

Err... Suddenly an anti-elitist movement rises and seeks to kill everyone with a Postgraduate, have fun hiding in tunnels for a while.

I wish I could fly!

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 02:07 AM

Granted.

You are a fly! And, incidentally, can fly!

I wish that I had x-ray vision.

**Zhen** · 02-06-2009, 04:33 AM

Granted. You can see the insides of everything but not the outsides of anything. Hence your world is reduced to black and white skeletons...

I wish I could understand EVERYTHING.

**krapyrubsnif** · 02-06-2009, 04:36 AM

Granted.

You now know everything, but cannot do anything about it.

I wish I didnt worry

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 04:38 AM

Granted.

I give you a dictionary, and open it to the "E" section for you.

Granted.

You now no longer worry about anything, like looking both ways when you cross roads, or about eating enough food. You're dead very soon after.

I wish that I was able to just stop thinking from time to time.

**Zhen** · 02-06-2009, 04:53 AM

Granted. Welcome to the joy of nothingness...it's pretty nice huh? However it just means when you do go back to the world of thought, everything seems so much worse than before...

I wish I had a "talent".

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	Granted. I give you a dictionary, and open it to the "E" section for you. Granted. You now no longer worry about anything, like looking both ways when you cross roads, or about eating enough food. You're dead very soon after. I wish that I was able to just stop thinking from time to time.

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 04:57 AM

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	I wish I had a "talent".

Granted.

Unfortunately, you talent is expressed through expert control of your flatulence. You can hit any note, though.

I wish that I was as good at chess as the stereotypical INTJ is supposed to be.

**zibber** · 02-06-2009, 05:11 AM

Granted.

You become a chess master. You're very successful, quickly ascending to the upper tier of the chess world. Life is good for you; you're settled down on a big farm with your wife and three kids, each of them chess wizards, living off of the royalties for all the books you've written in the course of your flawless career. Then, you are beaten by a computer.

I wish I was a little bit taller. (sic)

**Zhen** · 02-06-2009, 05:14 AM

	Originally Posted by zibber To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. You become a chess master. You're very successful, quickly ascending to the upper tier of the chess world. Then, you are beaten by a computer. I wish I was a little bit taller. (sic)

Granted. You get a little bit taller however your growth hormone is stimulated into overdrive and you get VERY tall...so you keep knocking your head on door frames...and end up getting white patches all through your hair (true story this last half!)

I wish I could deal better with hot weather.

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 05:15 AM

	Originally Posted by zibber To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I wish I was a little bit taller. (sic)

Granted.

You grow in height and, to your surprise, become a pro baller. Unfortunately, being a professional athlete, you do something incredible stupid with drugs/women/weapons. Your career is shot. And so are you, in a gang incident.

	Originally Posted by Zhen To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I wish I could deal better with hot weather.

Granted. Your body chemistry is altered to deal with hot weather. If it falls below 80, you will likely freeze to death.

I wish that my feet weren't cold all the time.

**zibber** · 02-06-2009, 05:17 AM

Granted.

RudyHenkel's feet spontaneously combust and Zhen's skin turns into asbestos.

I wish Marxism didn't have such a bad rep.

Rudy · 02-06-2009, 05:19 AM

	Originally Posted by zibber To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I wish Marxism didn't have such a bad rep.

Granted.

Marxism is wiped from history, eliminating its bad rep.

I wish Objectivists weren't quite so... extreme.

02-05-2009, 04:38 PM	#3976
krapyrubsnif Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 211	Granted. Beware the gremlins. I wish my boyfriend was better at communicating with me when we are apart.
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02-05-2009, 04:47 PM	#3977
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	Granted. Your boyfriend is now a pro at communicating with you long-distance, but only by carrier pigeon. I wish my dog would stop barking at cars.
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02-05-2009, 04:50 PM	#3978
krapyrubsnif Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 211	Granted. Your dog barks at cars because it helps his/her digestive system. Contrats! Your house is now filled with lots of little steamers. I wish the fan in my toilet didnt stay on for 30 minutes.
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02-05-2009, 05:27 PM	#3979
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	Granted. It now comes on entirely at random. I wish people would stop trying to impose their morals on others.
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02-05-2009, 05:29 PM	#3980
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Good wish; too bad I have to screw it up... Granted. The police stop trying to stop murderers, and things like that. I wish for patience.
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02-05-2009, 06:33 PM	#3981
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You have so much patience that you never more give into the urgency associated with urination and bowel movements. I wish for all of the children in all of the hospitals to be healed.
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02-05-2009, 08:28 PM	#3982
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. Of course, "healed" is a relative term. I heal them of the suffering of life. I wish the average person stopped believing everything they heard on television.
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02-05-2009, 08:53 PM	#3983
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted Now the average person only believes the lies, fear, uncertainty and doubt that is on TV. Disregarding what kernels of truth they may find. I wish that my home wireless was working.
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02-05-2009, 09:27 PM	#3984
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. It's working for a moment, just before you lose electricity again. I wish ClydeB's terrifying avatar would stop pawing at me.
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02-05-2009, 10:16 PM	#3985
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted. Now he's just waiting for you to give him a high five. And still won't go away afterwards. I wish I had some decaf tea in the house.
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02-05-2009, 10:33 PM	#3986
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. You drink a herbal concoction containing ephedra which gives you cardiac arrhythmia and though you are rushed to the hospital and saved, you now have a $100,000 doctor's bill to pay. I wish I could become a brilliant artist.
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02-05-2009, 10:38 PM	#3987
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted You are now the master of self immolation. The light of your fire reflects off the clouds and is seen for miles. I wish someone would clean my house for me.
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02-06-2009, 01:16 AM	#3988
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. Due to an unexpected financial crisis, your forced to sell your home and move into a teensy, tiny apartment. The new owners clean the house very thoroughly. I wish that I could already be done with my Ph.D. program.
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02-06-2009, 02:04 AM	#3989
krapyrubsnif Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 211	Granted. Err... Suddenly an anti-elitist movement rises and seeks to kill everyone with a Postgraduate, have fun hiding in tunnels for a while. I wish I could fly!
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02-06-2009, 02:07 AM	#3990
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. You are a fly! And, incidentally, can fly! I wish that I had x-ray vision.
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02-06-2009, 04:33 AM	#3991
Zhen Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INfx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,641	Granted. You can see the insides of everything but not the outsides of anything. Hence your world is reduced to black and white skeletons... I wish I could understand EVERYTHING.
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02-06-2009, 04:36 AM	#3992
krapyrubsnif Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 211	Granted. You now know everything, but cannot do anything about it. I wish I didnt worry
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02-06-2009, 04:38 AM	#3993
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. I give you a dictionary, and open it to the "E" section for you. Granted. You now no longer worry about anything, like looking both ways when you cross roads, or about eating enough food. You're dead very soon after. I wish that I was able to just stop thinking from time to time.
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02-06-2009, 05:11 AM	#3996
zibber Core Member [407%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16,303	Granted. You become a chess master. You're very successful, quickly ascending to the upper tier of the chess world. Life is good for you; you're settled down on a big farm with your wife and three kids, each of them chess wizards, living off of the royalties for all the books you've written in the course of your flawless career. Then, you are beaten by a computer. I wish I was a little bit taller. (sic)
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02-06-2009, 05:17 AM	#3999
zibber Core Member [407%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16,303	Granted. RudyHenkel's feet spontaneously combust and Zhen's skin turns into asbestos. I wish Marxism didn't have such a bad rep.
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