corrupt a wish - Page 148

**ClydeB** · 01-24-2009, 08:32 PM

Granted

NIKITA Your ears disappear, along with your sense of hearing.
REGANON You are now in prison. You have all the free time you want in solitary confinement.

I wish Nikita would dress in a toga and feed me grapes when I wanted.

**Reganon** · 01-24-2009, 09:06 PM

Granted.

The grapes have been dipped in tar and coated with sesame oil- oh, and did I mention Nikita poisoned them after you made her wear that silly toga? Well it doesn't matter anyways, because, after all, she is feeding you grapes in a toga... but not through your mouth...

I wish I could control the weather.

**ClydeB** · 01-24-2009, 09:13 PM

Granted

Congratulations, you are the new meteorologist on the 6 o'clock news. You show everyone every night how you control the weather on the weathermap.

I wish I could get the "friends forever" song from Disaster Movie out of my head.

Rudy · 01-24-2009, 09:16 PM

Granted!

You can now control the weather. Unfortunately the weather patterns across the globe are far too complex for a human mind to handle, and your head implodes. Literally, actually, because you accidentally increased the air pressure around you ten fold.

Granted!

You now have the Song That Never Ends stuck in your head. It is not an improvement.

I wish I could see what lay in my future...

secretagentm · 01-25-2009, 12:10 PM

Granted. In an unfortunate case of recursive future-changing, you never know what will REALLY happen because by knowing what will happen in the future, changes your future, etc, etc, etc.

I wish there were more hours in the day (yawn, just woke up).

Rudy · 01-25-2009, 01:05 PM

Granted.

There are now four more hours in the day. It's not really an improvement though, as most people have to spend an additional hour sleeping each day, and the other three working.

I wish I was a master at satisfying women.

secretagentm · 01-25-2009, 01:32 PM

Granted! You've become quite the lothario and all your exes can't stop bothering you because you're the best lay they've ever had. And while all these women clamor for your attention, your soul mate sees this, and assumes you are a manwhore. You never get to know her and you live a lonely life, wondering if women only put up with you because of your sexual prowess, or because they like you for who you are.

I wish nutritious meals came in little pieces of chewing gum of the Willy Wonka variety.

secretagentm · 01-26-2009, 11:02 AM

Heh heh heh my wish is so awesome, no one wants to corrupt it!! Muahahaha

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:04 PM

Granted.

Unfortunately all of your meals melt, stick together, and harden into a gray mass. You resort to gorging yourself on burgers until you drop dead of a cholesterol-induced heart attack. The only people at your funeral are the managers of McDonald's and Burger King.

I wish to find the lost people.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:08 PM

Granted

You now have a TV guide that lists all the upcoming episodes of "Lost" on ABC

I hope the snow storm bearing down on me somehow misses.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:09 PM

Granted.

It misses everything around you and lands precisely on you. Your home is buried for 5 weeks before anyone cares that you're missing.

I wish I had a roaring fireplace in my room.

altoid · 01-26-2009, 05:12 PM

Granted.

You find you have trouble getting it to stop roaring. The noise causes you serious sleep deprivation, leading to hallucinations and eventually your immolation.

I wish my dog would stop trying to jump fences.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:14 PM

Granted

All the fences in your neighborhood disappear.

I wish I had some cute feminine company in my snow buried house

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:16 PM

Granted.

Somebody somewhere thinks she's cute:

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I wish to sleep well tonight.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:21 PM

Granted.

As soon as you fall asleep you suddenly become wet, cold, and under water. You find yourself at the bottom of a icy well in the winter. But it doesn't bother you for long.

I wish that Nikita had not posted that picture of herself.

secretagentm · 01-26-2009, 05:23 PM

~~Granted. You fall into a deep slumber for 20 years like Rip Van Winkle. You wake up to a beer guzzling robot named Bender, who's rummaging through your pockets for your wallet.~~

Granted. She instead posted pictures of tubgirl and goatse, and a screencapture from 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish my teddy bear was real.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:23 PM

Granted.

~~It's really a picture of your blind date. And she's easy. Enjoy.~~

Teddy is real and is a lot like Chucky. Sweet dreams.

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I wish I could ride a motorcycle while standing up.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:26 PM

Granted.

You are told that you CAN ride a motorcycle standing up. But you have to be going at least 100 mph (161 kilometers per hour) first. Lo and behold you can! for about 2 seconds.
Please donate to your favorite charity in lieu of flowers.

I wish that I wasn't such an extroverted introvert.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:29 PM

Granted.

You become a full-blown extravert, a sensor, a feeler, and a perceiver. You are SOoooOOo LiKe OMFG noW!!!

I wish the economy were stable.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:34 PM

Granted

The economy is stable. for another 3...2...1... seconds. Ok, its now back to being the crapfest it was before.

I wish that I could sell off my rental property.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:36 PM

Granted.

You sell it to Donald Trump for a $5,000 profit. He does his thing and 6 months later resells it for a $100,000 profit.

I wish I didn't feel like crap.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:37 PM

Granted.

Now you feel like shit.

I wish that it rains instead of snows tonight.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:38 PM

Granted.

It turns to ice and sticks.

I wish I were in Aruba.

**ClydeB** · 01-26-2009, 05:40 PM

Granted

You are now in Aruba. Dead center of the island and about 8 feet down.

I wish that my laptop would stop flaking out on me.

**Nikita** · 01-26-2009, 05:41 PM

Granted.

It gets serious and explodes.

I wish I could see a mushroom cloud in person.

01-24-2009, 08:32 PM	#3676
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted NIKITA Your ears disappear, along with your sense of hearing. REGANON You are now in prison. You have all the free time you want in solitary confinement. I wish Nikita would dress in a toga and feed me grapes when I wanted.
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01-24-2009, 09:06 PM	#3677
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Granted. The grapes have been dipped in tar and coated with sesame oil- oh, and did I mention Nikita poisoned them after you made her wear that silly toga? Well it doesn't matter anyways, because, after all, she is feeding you grapes in a toga... but not through your mouth... I wish I could control the weather.
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01-24-2009, 09:13 PM	#3678
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted Congratulations, you are the new meteorologist on the 6 o'clock news. You show everyone every night how you control the weather on the weathermap. I wish I could get the "friends forever" song from Disaster Movie out of my head.
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01-24-2009, 09:16 PM	#3679
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted! You can now control the weather. Unfortunately the weather patterns across the globe are far too complex for a human mind to handle, and your head implodes. Literally, actually, because you accidentally increased the air pressure around you ten fold. Granted! You now have the Song That Never Ends stuck in your head. It is not an improvement. I wish I could see what lay in my future...
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01-25-2009, 12:10 PM	#3680
secretagentm Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 219	Granted. In an unfortunate case of recursive future-changing, you never know what will REALLY happen because by knowing what will happen in the future, changes your future, etc, etc, etc. I wish there were more hours in the day (yawn, just woke up).
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01-25-2009, 01:05 PM	#3681
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Granted. There are now four more hours in the day. It's not really an improvement though, as most people have to spend an additional hour sleeping each day, and the other three working. I wish I was a master at satisfying women.
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01-25-2009, 01:32 PM	#3682
secretagentm Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 219	Granted! You've become quite the lothario and all your exes can't stop bothering you because you're the best lay they've ever had. And while all these women clamor for your attention, your soul mate sees this, and assumes you are a manwhore. You never get to know her and you live a lonely life, wondering if women only put up with you because of your sexual prowess, or because they like you for who you are. I wish nutritious meals came in little pieces of chewing gum of the Willy Wonka variety.
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01-26-2009, 11:02 AM	#3683
secretagentm Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 219	Heh heh heh my wish is so awesome, no one wants to corrupt it!! Muahahaha
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01-26-2009, 05:04 PM	#3684
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Unfortunately all of your meals melt, stick together, and harden into a gray mass. You resort to gorging yourself on burgers until you drop dead of a cholesterol-induced heart attack. The only people at your funeral are the managers of McDonald's and Burger King. I wish to find the lost people.
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01-26-2009, 05:08 PM	#3685
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted You now have a TV guide that lists all the upcoming episodes of "Lost" on ABC I hope the snow storm bearing down on me somehow misses.
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01-26-2009, 05:09 PM	#3686
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. It misses everything around you and lands precisely on you. Your home is buried for 5 weeks before anyone cares that you're missing. I wish I had a roaring fireplace in my room.
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01-26-2009, 05:12 PM	#3687
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	Granted. You find you have trouble getting it to stop roaring. The noise causes you serious sleep deprivation, leading to hallucinations and eventually your immolation. I wish my dog would stop trying to jump fences.
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01-26-2009, 05:14 PM	#3688
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted All the fences in your neighborhood disappear. I wish I had some cute feminine company in my snow buried house
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01-26-2009, 05:16 PM	#3689
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Somebody somewhere thinks she's cute: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish to sleep well tonight.
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01-26-2009, 05:21 PM	#3690
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted. As soon as you fall asleep you suddenly become wet, cold, and under water. You find yourself at the bottom of a icy well in the winter. But it doesn't bother you for long. I wish that Nikita had not posted that picture of herself.
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01-26-2009, 05:23 PM	#3691
secretagentm Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 219	~~Granted. You fall into a deep slumber for 20 years like Rip Van Winkle. You wake up to a beer guzzling robot named Bender, who's rummaging through your pockets for your wallet.~~ Granted. She instead posted pictures of tubgirl and goatse, and a screencapture from 2 girls 1 cup. I wish my teddy bear was real.
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01-26-2009, 05:23 PM	#3692
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. ~~It's really a picture of your blind date. And she's easy. Enjoy.~~ Teddy is real and is a lot like Chucky. Sweet dreams. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I could ride a motorcycle while standing up.
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01-26-2009, 05:26 PM	#3693
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted. You are told that you CAN ride a motorcycle standing up. But you have to be going at least 100 mph (161 kilometers per hour) first. Lo and behold you can! for about 2 seconds. Please donate to your favorite charity in lieu of flowers. I wish that I wasn't such an extroverted introvert.
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01-26-2009, 05:29 PM	#3694
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You become a full-blown extravert, a sensor, a feeler, and a perceiver. You are SOoooOOo LiKe OMFG noW!!! I wish the economy were stable.
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01-26-2009, 05:34 PM	#3695
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted The economy is stable. for another 3...2...1... seconds. Ok, its now back to being the crapfest it was before. I wish that I could sell off my rental property.
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01-26-2009, 05:36 PM	#3696
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You sell it to Donald Trump for a $5,000 profit. He does his thing and 6 months later resells it for a $100,000 profit. I wish I didn't feel like crap.
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01-26-2009, 05:37 PM	#3697
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted. Now you feel like shit. I wish that it rains instead of snows tonight.
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01-26-2009, 05:38 PM	#3698
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. It turns to ice and sticks. I wish I were in Aruba.
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01-26-2009, 05:40 PM	#3699
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Granted You are now in Aruba. Dead center of the island and about 8 feet down. I wish that my laptop would stop flaking out on me.
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01-26-2009, 05:41 PM	#3700
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. It gets serious and explodes. I wish I could see a mushroom cloud in person.
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