corrupt a wish - Page 119

**Doctor Legs** · 11-10-2008, 09:16 PM

Granted.

A box of human muscle and nervous tissues has arrived at your front door.

I wish for nothing.

**Nikita** · 11-10-2008, 09:18 PM

Granted.

You spend eternity in a black hole, a void of nothingness.

I wish I had an avocado tree.

**Librorum** · 11-12-2008, 04:50 AM

Granted. Unfortunately you develop a severe allergy to volatile avocado oils and get hives and an asthma attack every time you go outside.

I wish people wouldn't buy so much disposable crap.

**rwyatt365** · 11-12-2008, 10:51 AM

Granted, people now buy tons of permanent crap, still made out of plastic and congealed soybean oil.

I wish winter was 4 months away.

**Nikita** · 11-12-2008, 12:57 PM

Granted.

Unfortunately you are selected by the government for a special assignment in the Yukon and leave tomorrow.

I wish I had more soda.

**Librorum** · 11-12-2008, 10:19 PM

Granted. All you have to drink is a solution of NaHCO3 which causes your blood to become dangerously alkaline and you go into a coma.

I wish it wasn't bedtime already.

**Nikita** · 11-12-2008, 10:28 PM

Granted.

You're just waking up again this morning and have to repeat your day all over again. Unfortunately, some wildcard who cannot drive flips over the median and lands on your hood propelling your car into the air like a football. Your car is speared onto a streetlamp and you slip into a coma never to awake again.

I wish I had the capital to start my own business.

**Snail** · 11-13-2008, 12:58 AM

You now have a capital "B" for your Business, But you're still Broke.

I wish that headaches felt like orgasms.

**Librorum** · 11-13-2008, 11:47 AM

Granted. Now you smile rapturously every time someone annoys you, which annoys them, so they keep annoying you until your heart fails due to tachycardia.

I wish people wouldn't phone me when I'm sleeping.

**Wapiti** · 11-13-2008, 01:59 PM

Granted, they now show up at your door and ring your doorbell.

I wish Chuck Norris was my friend.

**Nikita** · 11-13-2008, 02:13 PM

Granted.

His enemies filet you.

I wish I had 1000 pms without having to pay for them.

**PHS Philip** · 11-14-2008, 04:03 PM

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	Granted. His enemies filet you. I wish I had 1000 pms without having to pay for them.

Granted. Too bad your inbox only holds 75.

I wish for fluff!

**Nikita** · 11-14-2008, 04:20 PM

Granted.

You are locked in a padded room, arms bound in a straight jacket, with 20 ESFPs for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could go parasailing.

**Librorum** · 11-14-2008, 10:30 PM

Granted. You get into a horrible car accident and your legs are amputated, but thanks to a charity you are able to go sailing once a year.

I wish I had more time to do my Latin assignment.

**Nikita** · 11-14-2008, 10:32 PM

Granted.

You are transported back to Ancient Rome and you have many centuries over which to work on your Latin homework...assuming you survive to turn it in....

I wish I had a glass of really cold ice water.

**rwyatt365** · 11-15-2008, 06:14 AM

Granted; you are instantly transported to Jupiter where your glass of water instantly freezes...and you are crushed in the super-dense atmosphere.

I wish I was there (in perfect safety and comfort) to see that.

**Nikita** · 11-15-2008, 08:54 AM

Granted.

You sit in a happy atmospheric bubble watching my demise. However, a meteor shower sends you veering out of orbit, hurtling you back through Earth's stratosphere where you burn up and fall to the ground as mere ashes.

I wish I didn't have to go where I have to go today.

**Librorum** · 11-15-2008, 09:44 AM

Granted. The place you have to go to is vapourized by a nuclear missile accidentally fired from Russia (Sarah Palin sees it fly over her house and prepares her family for the rapture) which sets off a nuclear exchange and pretty soon most of the earth is a radioactive wasteland and we all die horrible deaths.

I wish I had more energy today.

**rwyatt365** · 11-15-2008, 11:48 AM

Granted; the radioactive fallout from the aforementioned nuclear exchange infuses your body with untold amounts of raw energy. Unfortunately, your skin peels off and your internal organs are cooked medium-rare.

But do you taste like chicken?

**SeaCzar** · 11-15-2008, 02:44 PM

Granted. You do taste like chicken. Yum!

I wish for eternal bliss.

**intellael** · 11-15-2008, 02:53 PM

Granted, you get everything you thought you wanted but realized after getting them you want something else.

I wish I had enough money to go to school with out having to work.

**Librorum** · 11-15-2008, 03:57 PM

Granted. You slip on a wet bathroom floor in Walmart, hit your head on the toilet, and win a million dollars in the subsequent lawsuit. The injury to your brain has reduced you to the level of a 6-year-old and you can't read or write any more.

I wish I had a cook.

**dragonsscout** · 11-15-2008, 04:12 PM

Granted. Your cook is also an assassin who is set on poisoning you.

I wish that I could type a 700 words per minute.

**Librorum** · 11-15-2008, 08:13 PM

Granted. But the next day scientists discover a technology that would allow us to transfer our thoughts directly to the screen. You try to market your exceptional skill to a freak show but they aren't interested and you die a broken man.

I wish there was more women's soccer on TV.

**Nikita** · 11-15-2008, 08:17 PM

Granted.

That's all there is on TV anymore. Also, the teams never change and as the years go by women's soccer is reduced to geriatric sport and the big talk of each game is who can kick a ball without throwing a hip out of place.

I wish I had this song memorized.

11-10-2008, 09:16 PM	#2951
Doctor Legs New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10	Granted. A box of human muscle and nervous tissues has arrived at your front door. I wish for nothing.
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11-10-2008, 09:18 PM	#2952
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You spend eternity in a black hole, a void of nothingness. I wish I had an avocado tree.
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11-12-2008, 04:50 AM	#2953
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. Unfortunately you develop a severe allergy to volatile avocado oils and get hives and an asthma attack every time you go outside. I wish people wouldn't buy so much disposable crap.
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11-12-2008, 10:51 AM	#2954
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted, people now buy tons of permanent crap, still made out of plastic and congealed soybean oil. I wish winter was 4 months away.
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11-12-2008, 12:57 PM	#2955
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Unfortunately you are selected by the government for a special assignment in the Yukon and leave tomorrow. I wish I had more soda.
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11-12-2008, 10:19 PM	#2956
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. All you have to drink is a solution of NaHCO3 which causes your blood to become dangerously alkaline and you go into a coma. I wish it wasn't bedtime already.
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11-12-2008, 10:28 PM	#2957
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You're just waking up again this morning and have to repeat your day all over again. Unfortunately, some wildcard who cannot drive flips over the median and lands on your hood propelling your car into the air like a football. Your car is speared onto a streetlamp and you slip into a coma never to awake again. I wish I had the capital to start my own business.
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11-13-2008, 12:58 AM	#2958
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	You now have a capital "B" for your Business, But you're still Broke. I wish that headaches felt like orgasms.
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11-13-2008, 11:47 AM	#2959
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. Now you smile rapturously every time someone annoys you, which annoys them, so they keep annoying you until your heart fails due to tachycardia. I wish people wouldn't phone me when I'm sleeping.
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11-13-2008, 01:59 PM	#2960
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, they now show up at your door and ring your doorbell. I wish Chuck Norris was my friend.
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11-13-2008, 02:13 PM	#2961
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. His enemies filet you. I wish I had 1000 pms without having to pay for them.
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11-14-2008, 04:20 PM	#2963
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are locked in a padded room, arms bound in a straight jacket, with 20 ESFPs for the rest of eternity. I wish I could go parasailing.
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11-14-2008, 10:30 PM	#2964
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. You get into a horrible car accident and your legs are amputated, but thanks to a charity you are able to go sailing once a year. I wish I had more time to do my Latin assignment.
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11-14-2008, 10:32 PM	#2965
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You are transported back to Ancient Rome and you have many centuries over which to work on your Latin homework...assuming you survive to turn it in.... I wish I had a glass of really cold ice water.
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11-15-2008, 06:14 AM	#2966
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted; you are instantly transported to Jupiter where your glass of water instantly freezes...and you are crushed in the super-dense atmosphere. I wish I was there (in perfect safety and comfort) to see that.
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11-15-2008, 08:54 AM	#2967
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. You sit in a happy atmospheric bubble watching my demise. However, a meteor shower sends you veering out of orbit, hurtling you back through Earth's stratosphere where you burn up and fall to the ground as mere ashes. I wish I didn't have to go where I have to go today.
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11-15-2008, 09:44 AM	#2968
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. The place you have to go to is vapourized by a nuclear missile accidentally fired from Russia (Sarah Palin sees it fly over her house and prepares her family for the rapture) which sets off a nuclear exchange and pretty soon most of the earth is a radioactive wasteland and we all die horrible deaths. I wish I had more energy today.
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11-15-2008, 11:48 AM	#2969
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted; the radioactive fallout from the aforementioned nuclear exchange infuses your body with untold amounts of raw energy. Unfortunately, your skin peels off and your internal organs are cooked medium-rare. But do you taste like chicken?
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11-15-2008, 02:44 PM	#2970
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. You do taste like chicken. Yum! I wish for eternal bliss.
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11-15-2008, 02:53 PM	#2971
intellael Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,154	Granted, you get everything you thought you wanted but realized after getting them you want something else. I wish I had enough money to go to school with out having to work.
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11-15-2008, 03:57 PM	#2972
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. You slip on a wet bathroom floor in Walmart, hit your head on the toilet, and win a million dollars in the subsequent lawsuit. The injury to your brain has reduced you to the level of a 6-year-old and you can't read or write any more. I wish I had a cook.
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11-15-2008, 04:12 PM	#2973
dragonsscout Member [47%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,886	Granted. Your cook is also an assassin who is set on poisoning you. I wish that I could type a 700 words per minute.
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11-15-2008, 08:13 PM	#2974
Librorum Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 284	Granted. But the next day scientists discover a technology that would allow us to transfer our thoughts directly to the screen. You try to market your exceptional skill to a freak show but they aren't interested and you die a broken man. I wish there was more women's soccer on TV.
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11-15-2008, 08:17 PM	#2975
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. That's all there is on TV anymore. Also, the teams never change and as the years go by women's soccer is reduced to geriatric sport and the big talk of each game is who can kick a ball without throwing a hip out of place. I wish I had this song memorized.
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