corrupt a wish - Page 106

**Snail** · 09-14-2008, 03:26 AM

Granted. All of your enemies are dancing on your grave.

I wish that I had my very own harp to play.

**schwartzie** · 09-14-2008, 08:41 AM

granted. A
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snail-sized mouth harp.

I wish I could play today.

**Synamon** · 09-14-2008, 10:05 AM

Granted, for just today you are the greatest concert pianist ever. Boy can you play. Tomorrow your heart will break because you can never, ever repeat that performance. The rest of your life is just a series of disappointments after that.

I wish I'd heard you play.

**schwartzie** · 09-14-2008, 10:31 AM

Granted. You heard and were transformed.

Bathe'd in light and life, you grokked the nature of Creation. You choose now to wander, joyfully, in blind sack cloth, for your remaining days.

I wish you'd take me with you.

**Synamon** · 09-14-2008, 10:48 AM

Granted, ROAD TRIP! You can be Thelma, I'll be Louise. Pack your parachute and keep your eyes peeled for Brad Pitt.

(ok not much of a corruption but it does end badly)

I wish every day was Sunday.

**schwartzie** · 09-14-2008, 10:50 AM

granted. well...at least here's a perennial favorite: a month of sundays. enjoy

I wish the orb would roll forever.

**Fridays Child** · 09-14-2008, 11:08 AM

Granted. People now call you Ol' Googly-Eyes. But it's with affection.

I wish for more mint sauce.

**le Duc** · 09-14-2008, 11:12 AM

Granted. You get an exclusive three-month bike tour through the wilderness with him.

I wish this would happen more often.

**Fridays Child** · 09-14-2008, 11:17 AM

Granted. However, you live to discover that "that" was where the action really was all along. If only you'd listened to your mother and worn an extra woolly jumper.

I wish I had the voice of an angel.

**le Duc** · 09-14-2008, 11:18 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, this requires that in every conversation you'll have to wing it.

I wish for a swim.

**Synamon** · 09-14-2008, 11:19 AM

Granted, but it's that super annoying Philly cream cheese advertising one that everyone hates.

sigh: Granted you are swimmin' wi' the fishies in cement overshoes.

I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries.

**Fridays Child** · 09-14-2008, 11:24 AM

Granted. There is a knock on the door and you receive the neighbour's delivery by mistake. But for one week, you can survive on liver, durian and gefilte fish, surely.

I wish they never deliver here.

**le Duc** · 09-14-2008, 11:27 AM

Granted. The reasons they cease to deliver include the sudden change in neighborhood quality. Change your locks.

I wish for no more spiders.

**schwartzie** · 09-14-2008, 11:40 AM

granted. you are instead overrun by bugs.

I wish I had a nice terrarium of daddy long legs.

**le Duc** · 09-14-2008, 11:48 AM

Granted. Um... yeah, I think that's bad enough by itself.

I wish to withdraw.

**Synamon** · 09-14-2008, 12:01 PM

Granted. Ok pardner, we draw at high noon in the street at ten paces.

I wish I could draw (pictures not guns).

**Snail** · 09-14-2008, 12:11 PM

You can draw beautifully, but can only draw pictures of subjects that do not interest you. The moment you care about wanting to draw something, you lose the ability. When you don't care, you have no motivation. Therefore, while you have this ability, you rarely use it.

I wish that I were more useful toward positive causes.

**dragonsscout** · 09-15-2008, 12:29 AM

Granted, but you are so useful that every positive cause fights over you, forgetting about the cause and eventually causing you to have a nervous breakdown from the stress of all of them clamoring for you.

I wish the world was taco shaped.

**simoncpu** · 09-15-2008, 12:53 AM

Granted. The LHC causes the world to explode and break in half. Earth is now taco shaped.

I wish SJ people didn't fear progress.

**bladeserver** · 09-15-2008, 05:21 AM

Granted. Problem solved as we all go around fearing progress. They give us a name...the Muddites... for our propensity for covering all new, cool things with giant vats of mud. We now also worry about the shortage of usuable mud which is impeding the retardation of progress.

I wish for a large slab of bread pudding.

**Fridays Child** · 09-15-2008, 05:48 AM

Granted. In fact, I have arranged to re-pave the entire walkway with them and add an ornamental custard pool.

I wish for a piece of mind.

**le Duc** · 09-15-2008, 05:50 AM

Granted. I've heard your landlord is upset, and is coming by right after lunch.

I wish for power.

**schwartzie** · 09-15-2008, 06:18 AM

Granded. Your own
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, complete w a cute little
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facility out back. It's all the rage in asia.

I wish for enlightenment.

**le Duc** · 09-15-2008, 06:20 AM

Granted. As soon as we get the power back on, you can flip the switch. But that may be awhile.

I wish for space.

**Fridays Child** · 09-15-2008, 06:21 AM

Granted. Here's a ten foot pole. That should make parking easier.

I wish for things to be the way they never were.

09-14-2008, 03:26 AM	#2626
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	Granted. All of your enemies are dancing on your grave. I wish that I had my very own harp to play.
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09-14-2008, 08:41 AM	#2627
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. A To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. snail-sized mouth harp. I wish I could play today.
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09-14-2008, 10:05 AM	#2628
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, for just today you are the greatest concert pianist ever. Boy can you play. Tomorrow your heart will break because you can never, ever repeat that performance. The rest of your life is just a series of disappointments after that. I wish I'd heard you play.
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09-14-2008, 10:31 AM	#2629
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Granted. You heard and were transformed. Bathe'd in light and life, you grokked the nature of Creation. You choose now to wander, joyfully, in blind sack cloth, for your remaining days. I wish you'd take me with you.
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09-14-2008, 10:48 AM	#2630
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, ROAD TRIP! You can be Thelma, I'll be Louise. Pack your parachute and keep your eyes peeled for Brad Pitt. (ok not much of a corruption but it does end badly) I wish every day was Sunday.
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09-14-2008, 10:50 AM	#2631
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. well...at least here's a perennial favorite: a month of sundays. enjoy I wish the orb would roll forever.
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09-14-2008, 11:08 AM	#2632
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. People now call you Ol' Googly-Eyes. But it's with affection. I wish for more mint sauce.
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09-14-2008, 11:12 AM	#2633
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. You get an exclusive three-month bike tour through the wilderness with him. I wish this would happen more often.
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09-14-2008, 11:17 AM	#2634
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. However, you live to discover that "that" was where the action really was all along. If only you'd listened to your mother and worn an extra woolly jumper. I wish I had the voice of an angel.
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09-14-2008, 11:18 AM	#2635
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. Unfortunately, this requires that in every conversation you'll have to wing it. I wish for a swim.
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09-14-2008, 11:19 AM	#2636
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, but it's that super annoying Philly cream cheese advertising one that everyone hates. sigh: Granted you are swimmin' wi' the fishies in cement overshoes. I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries. Last edited by Synamon; 09-14-2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason: slow slow slow
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09-14-2008, 11:24 AM	#2637
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. There is a knock on the door and you receive the neighbour's delivery by mistake. But for one week, you can survive on liver, durian and gefilte fish, surely. I wish they never deliver here.
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09-14-2008, 11:27 AM	#2638
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. The reasons they cease to deliver include the sudden change in neighborhood quality. Change your locks. I wish for no more spiders. Last edited by le Duc; 09-14-2008 at 11:28 AM. Reason: my my, Syn... don't be a hater jes' cuz I beat you...
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09-14-2008, 11:40 AM	#2639
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. you are instead overrun by bugs. I wish I had a nice terrarium of daddy long legs.
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09-14-2008, 11:48 AM	#2640
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. Um... yeah, I think that's bad enough by itself. I wish to withdraw.
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09-14-2008, 12:01 PM	#2641
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted. Ok pardner, we draw at high noon in the street at ten paces. I wish I could draw (pictures not guns).
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09-14-2008, 12:11 PM	#2642
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	You can draw beautifully, but can only draw pictures of subjects that do not interest you. The moment you care about wanting to draw something, you lose the ability. When you don't care, you have no motivation. Therefore, while you have this ability, you rarely use it. I wish that I were more useful toward positive causes.
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09-15-2008, 12:29 AM	#2643
dragonsscout Member [47%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,886	Granted, but you are so useful that every positive cause fights over you, forgetting about the cause and eventually causing you to have a nervous breakdown from the stress of all of them clamoring for you. I wish the world was taco shaped.
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09-15-2008, 12:53 AM	#2644
simoncpu Member [06%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 264	Granted. The LHC causes the world to explode and break in half. Earth is now taco shaped. I wish SJ people didn't fear progress.
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09-15-2008, 05:21 AM	#2645
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. Problem solved as we all go around fearing progress. They give us a name...the Muddites... for our propensity for covering all new, cool things with giant vats of mud. We now also worry about the shortage of usuable mud which is impeding the retardation of progress. I wish for a large slab of bread pudding.
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09-15-2008, 05:48 AM	#2646
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. In fact, I have arranged to re-pave the entire walkway with them and add an ornamental custard pool. I wish for a piece of mind.
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09-15-2008, 05:50 AM	#2647
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. I've heard your landlord is upset, and is coming by right after lunch. I wish for power.
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09-15-2008, 06:18 AM	#2648
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Granded. Your own To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. , complete w a cute little To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. facility out back. It's all the rage in asia. I wish for enlightenment.
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09-15-2008, 06:20 AM	#2649
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. As soon as we get the power back on, you can flip the switch. But that may be awhile. I wish for space.
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09-15-2008, 06:21 AM	#2650
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Here's a ten foot pole. That should make parking easier. I wish for things to be the way they never were.
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