corrupt a wish

**deicruxified** · 02-12-2008, 12:32 PM

hehehe i got this from another forum. we all know that wishes that come true are most of the time not perfect thus the game.

format

poster 1:
granted.
[destroys wish]
i wish [whatever your wish is]

example

poster 1: (first poster) i wish all i hear everyday is music
poster 2:
granted.
but the music is too loud your eardrums exploded and now you're deaf for all eternity!
i wish i'm eating a burrito...

blah blah

so let's start the ball rolling. i'm the first person so...

i wish i am in winter wonderland
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**Solaris** · 02-12-2008, 12:51 PM

Granted

*poof* You are transported to the Adirondack Mountains. The snow is beautifully clinging to the trees. Flakes are floating in the air. The temperatures are plummeting at the sun sets. Problem. You forgot to pack your warm clothing for your snowshoe hike, and are now suffering horrible frostbite. You will certainly lose use of your fingers (thus ending most of the activities you enjoy).

I wish I could read minds.

**yondyr** · 02-12-2008, 01:11 PM

You'd be driven mad by the cacophany of illogical thoughts pounding your senses.

I wish I could teleport (it's 24 hours flying time to Europe for me)

**OmegaPsi** · 02-12-2008, 01:25 PM

Granted: But only you teleport [none of your clothes or belongings] AND you teleport 50 feet above the ground of your destination.

I wish to be Omniscient

**BadMojo** · 02-12-2008, 01:58 PM

	Originally Posted by OmegaPsi To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted: But only you teleport [none of your clothes or belongings] AND you teleport 50 feet above the ground of your destination. I wish to be Omniscient

Granted, but knowing the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42 does not help you much in your daily life. Plus, your greater knowledge makes you a pacifist and a hippie.

I wish God was my personal drinking buddy. (Which he already is btw.)

**pavman** · 02-12-2008, 03:23 PM

	Originally Posted by BadMojo To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted, but knowing the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42 does not help you much in your daily life. Plus, your greater knowledge makes you a pacifist and a hippie. I wish God was my personal drinking buddy. (Which he already is btw.)

Granted...however you knew he was a vengeful God! One night, you piss him off with your arrogant IxTx ways... you're banished to hell for all eternity because you told him you wanted to get with his mom....
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I really don't wish for things ... I'm a realist ... so I'll just stop the thread here
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MUHAHAHAHAHA!

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Fine...sheesh! I'm just tryin to have fun here...

I wish for my own deification so that I may control time and space and your miserable little mortal lives! Not to mention drinking with BadMojo...

**dandylion** · 02-12-2008, 04:52 PM

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	I wish for my own deification so that I may control time and space and your miserable little mortal lives! Not to mention drinking with BadMojo...

Granted, but just like in Bruce Almighty you'll never have your mind completely clear or completely to yourself; every second of every minute of the day, you'll have to hear the thoughts, whines, and prayers from every one on Earth.

I wish that I could be on a cruise ship right now enjoying a juicy steak.

**ElstonGunn** · 02-12-2008, 05:26 PM

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	I wish that I could be on a cruise ship right now enjoying a juicy steak.

Granted, plus a bonus wish of time travel. Enjoy your trip aboard the HMS Titanic.

I wish I won the lottery jackpot.

**James Revell** · 02-12-2008, 05:36 PM

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	I wish that I could be on a cruise ship right now enjoying a juicy steak.

Granted, but the steak is a bit too juicy and is fact raw and contaminated. You will be locked in your stateroom for the rest of the cruise with intestinal difficulties you really don't want described further...

I wish this would stop.

James Revell added to this post, 5 minutes and 9 seconds later...

	Originally Posted by ElstonGunn To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted, plus a bonus wish of time travel. Enjoy your trip aboard the HMS Titanic. I wish I won the lottery jackpot.

Crap, you posted right when I started writing my last message (and I dismissed an obvious Titanic-like idea). I'm checking on responses before submitting this time!

Granted, but your accountant runs off with the loot after forgetting to pay the taxes on the $51 million. You win an all expense paid trip to federal prison!!

I wish this would stop.

**OmegaPsi** · 02-12-2008, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by James Revell
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Granted, but the steak is a bit too juicy and is fact raw and contaminated. You will be locked in your stateroom for the rest of the cruise with intestinal difficulties you really don't want described further...

I wish this would stop.

James Revell added to this post, 5 minutes and 9 seconds later...

Crap, you posted right when I started writing my last message (and I dismissed an obvious Titanic-like idea). I'm checking on responses before submitting this time!

Granted, but your accountant runs off with the loot after forgetting to pay the taxes on the $51 million. You win an all expense paid trip to federal prison!!

I wish this would stop.

Granted: [OR IS IT!?]: Due to dandylions trip back into time, (s)he squashed a bug, thus eventually altering your opinion of this thread and wished for it to continue.

I wish I was in japan in the current time.

**deicruxified** · 02-13-2008, 07:15 AM

	Originally Posted by OmegaPsi To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted: [OR IS IT!?]: Due to dandylions trip back into time, (s)he squashed a bug, thus eventually altering your opinion of this thread and wished for it to continue. I wish I was in japan in the current time.

granted. as you were strolling down the kyoto gardens, a group of japanese male transvestites pinned you down and raped you **i'll leave the abhorrently graphic spectacle to your imagination**

i wish i'd have enough time to slack off

**denaria** · 02-13-2008, 07:29 AM

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	i wish i'd have enough time to slack off

Granted, you have all the time in world doing nothing but pushing up daisies from 6 feet underground.

I wish I could drink all the beer I want without weight gain or hangovers.

**rwyatt365** · 02-13-2008, 09:53 AM

Granted; but you grow an enormous beer-gut and are mistaken to be pregnant, thus you are transported to the nearest hospital for an emergency C-section and wake up post-surgery with a gigantic, unsightly abdominal scar - and completely sober

I'd like to race a Formula 1 race car.

**deicruxified** · 02-13-2008, 10:01 AM

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	Granted; but you grow an enormous beer-gut and are mistaken to be pregnant, thus you are transported to the nearest hospital for an emergency C-section and wake up post-surgery with a gigantic, unsightly abdominal scar - and completely sober I'd like to race a Formula 1 race car.

granted. but the formula 1 race car is just a 2 inch toy car.

i wish i can fly

**rwyatt365** · 02-13-2008, 11:30 AM

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	granted. but the formula 1 race car is just a 2 inch toy car. i wish i can fly

*whimper*

Granted; ...straight into the intake of an F-22 Raptor

I wish it would stop snowing!!

**deicruxified** · 02-13-2008, 11:59 AM

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	whimper Granted; ...straight into the intake of an F-22 Raptor I wish it would stop snowing!!

granted. now you live in the heart of sahara

i wish i'd turn into joey jordison's bath sponge XD

**pavman** · 02-13-2008, 12:20 PM

Granted. But you were lodged unexpectedly in his rectum, and now he has died. Unfortunately for you... they never took you out...

I wish I was Bill Gates 8D

You know, this reminds me of a forum on a BBS I used to frequent... it was called Free Association...and you basically post whatever the first thing is in your mind after the last person's post. Twas quite fun, but not really geared to modern-day forums...

**HackerX** · 02-13-2008, 04:49 PM

Granted. You are now William Gates, some unknown middle class worker from Sydney who always gets teased for having the same name as the multibillion dollar founder of Microsoft, but has little money of his own.

I wish the girl from my dreams was real.

**dandylion** · 02-13-2008, 07:01 PM

Granted. But since she is everything you could ever want, she's too predictable and you quickly tire of her presence. You have a fling with some random chick just for fun. Your dream girl finds out, and you two break up, leaving you back at square one.

I wish I had a refrigerator that contained every type of food I could ever want and automatically restocked itself every time I took something out.

**BadMojo** · 02-13-2008, 07:05 PM

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	Granted. You are now William Gates, some unknown middle class worker from Sydney who always gets teased for having the same name as the multibillion dollar founder of Microsoft, but has little money of his own. I wish the girl from my dreams was real.

Granted, but the girl was infected by any sex related disease known to man. You two do the hanky panky, and you die a month later.

I wish for world peace!
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Originally Posted by dandylion
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Granted. But since she is everything you could ever want, she's too predictable and you quickly tire of her presence. You have a fling with some random chick just for fun. Your dream girl finds out, and you two break up, leaving you back at square one.

I wish I had a refrigerator that contained every type of food I could ever want and automatically restocked itself every time I took something out.

Granted, but all the food was poisoned!'

I wish for world peace! Twice!

**ssfanatic** · 02-13-2008, 07:22 PM

Granted!

But now that there is no war the need of military declines and armies become smaller, thus less people have jobs and less capital is being made, therefore the economy drops. Once this happens tarrifs are placed on imports so to support home grown goods and revolutions start popping up all over the world. Now instead of world peace you have internal chaos, but no world wars!@
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I wish i was the wisest person to ever live...

**BadMojo** · 02-13-2008, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by ssfanatic
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Granted!

But now that there is no war the need of military declines and armies become smaller, thus less people have jobs and less capital is being made, therefore the economy drops. Once this happens tarrifs are placed on imports so to support home grown goods and revolutions start popping up all over the world. Now instead of world peace you have internal chaos, but no world wars!@
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I wish i was the wisest person to ever live...

Granted! But because you now made everyone in the world seem a lot dumber. They now want to kill you.

I wish I had a divine singing voice!

**ssfanatic** · 02-13-2008, 07:30 PM

	Originally Posted by BadMojo To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted! But because you now made everyone in the world seem a lot dumber. They now want to kill you. I wish I had a divine singing voice!

NOw that you have a divine singing voice all of the gods/God are angry with you bec you can sing so well, so they smite you and you turn to dust.

I wish i could win this game!

**HackerX** · 02-13-2008, 07:57 PM

Granted... now you lost it:

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I wish I was a rock star

**dandylion** · 02-13-2008, 08:10 PM

Granted. Since you have to perform at so many concerts, you always have to hear the excessively loud music and the millions of fans screaming their devotion for you, and eventually this causes you to go deaf. One night you are walking along a dark alley by yourself and you unfortunately get jumped by people who hate rock stars because you never heard them coming.

I wish that the inner parts of my right eyebrow would grow damnit.

02-12-2008, 12:32 PM	#1
deicruxified Member [28%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,132	hehehe i got this from another forum. we all know that wishes that come true are most of the time not perfect thus the game. format poster 1: granted. [destroys wish] i wish [whatever your wish is] example poster 1: (first poster) i wish all i hear everyday is music poster 2: granted. but the music is too loud your eardrums exploded and now you're deaf for all eternity! i wish i'm eating a burrito... blah blah so let's start the ball rolling. i'm the first person so... i wish i am in winter wonderland To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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02-12-2008, 12:51 PM	#2
Solaris Core Member [178%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,152	Granted poof You are transported to the Adirondack Mountains. The snow is beautifully clinging to the trees. Flakes are floating in the air. The temperatures are plummeting at the sun sets. Problem. You forgot to pack your warm clothing for your snowshoe hike, and are now suffering horrible frostbite. You will certainly lose use of your fingers (thus ending most of the activities you enjoy). I wish I could read minds.
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02-12-2008, 01:11 PM	#3
yondyr Member [16%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 671	You'd be driven mad by the cacophany of illogical thoughts pounding your senses. I wish I could teleport (it's 24 hours flying time to Europe for me)
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02-12-2008, 01:25 PM	#4
OmegaPsi Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 303	Granted: But only you teleport [none of your clothes or belongings] AND you teleport 50 feet above the ground of your destination. I wish to be Omniscient
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02-13-2008, 09:53 AM	#13
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Granted; but you grow an enormous beer-gut and are mistaken to be pregnant, thus you are transported to the nearest hospital for an emergency C-section and wake up post-surgery with a gigantic, unsightly abdominal scar - and completely sober I'd like to race a Formula 1 race car.
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02-13-2008, 12:20 PM	#17
pavman Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 401	Granted. But you were lodged unexpectedly in his rectum, and now he has died. Unfortunately for you... they never took you out... I wish I was Bill Gates 8D You know, this reminds me of a forum on a BBS I used to frequent... it was called Free Association...and you basically post whatever the first thing is in your mind after the last person's post. Twas quite fun, but not really geared to modern-day forums...
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02-13-2008, 04:49 PM	#18
HackerX Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,667	Granted. You are now William Gates, some unknown middle class worker from Sydney who always gets teased for having the same name as the multibillion dollar founder of Microsoft, but has little money of his own. I wish the girl from my dreams was real.
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02-13-2008, 07:01 PM	#19
dandylion Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,678	Granted. But since she is everything you could ever want, she's too predictable and you quickly tire of her presence. You have a fling with some random chick just for fun. Your dream girl finds out, and you two break up, leaving you back at square one. I wish I had a refrigerator that contained every type of food I could ever want and automatically restocked itself every time I took something out.
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02-13-2008, 07:22 PM	#21
ssfanatic Member [14%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 566	Granted! But now that there is no war the need of military declines and armies become smaller, thus less people have jobs and less capital is being made, therefore the economy drops. Once this happens tarrifs are placed on imports so to support home grown goods and revolutions start popping up all over the world. Now instead of world peace you have internal chaos, but no world wars!@ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish i was the wisest person to ever live...
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02-13-2008, 07:57 PM	#24
HackerX Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,667	Granted... now you lost it: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I was a rock star
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02-13-2008, 08:10 PM	#25
dandylion Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,678	Granted. Since you have to perform at so many concerts, you always have to hear the excessively loud music and the millions of fans screaming their devotion for you, and eventually this causes you to go deaf. One night you are walking along a dark alley by yourself and you unfortunately get jumped by people who hate rock stars because you never heard them coming. I wish that the inner parts of my right eyebrow would grow damnit.
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