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**GenessorDios** · 05-06-2012, 09:19 PM

Resist you shan't be able, for how could you when my wiles are so… enchanting?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-06-2012, 09:23 PM

do you mean to cast a spell over me that my heart will always belong to you?

**GenessorDios** · 05-06-2012, 09:29 PM

Well… and other parts; I can't fuck a heart, can I?

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Can I?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-06-2012, 09:32 PM

depends, how kinky do you want to get?

**GenessorDios** · 05-06-2012, 11:23 PM

Would it be so weird
or maybe taboo
if all that I want
is to be near you?

Your skin touching mine,
a warm, gentle kiss;
how could I deny
such obvious bliss?

My sanity fades,
dark thoughts start to brew;
could this be not
what you wanted too?

Hard heart weighing down,
brim-filled with the loss;
pain crushes my soul,
yet what care of the cost?

My life is fulfilled,
though tears I still bleed
for I once knew true love;
what more do I need?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-07-2012, 06:29 AM

how shall i respond to such lovely words?

Espadrille · 05-07-2012, 11:33 AM

Won't you think of something if you try hard enough?

**gracious** · 05-07-2012, 01:20 PM

Is there an appropriate institution nearby for tortured poetic robots? Or just the scrapyard?

**IronSulfide** · 05-07-2012, 02:52 PM

Perhaps a library?

**reiven** · 05-07-2012, 03:00 PM

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	@ Gracious: Do you mean the scrapyard of broken dreams?

what?

he wasn't here;
are you thinking he would've punned that one?

**speiss** · 05-07-2012, 03:02 PM

What are you talking about? Isn't punning what everyone does in their spare time?

**GenessorDios** · 05-07-2012, 03:12 PM

You mean all of you are also training to pun a marathon?

**speiss** · 05-07-2012, 03:21 PM

Do marathons last until punset?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-07-2012, 03:37 PM

when will these puny questions stop?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-07-2012, 04:25 PM

When will the games threads be less perverted?

Espadrille · 05-07-2012, 04:26 PM

When will these punny questions stop?

**GenessorDios** · 05-07-2012, 04:35 PM

When will blasphemers be torn apunder?

Espadrille · 05-07-2012, 04:37 PM

When will punsters really be punny?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-07-2012, 04:42 PM

is $54 for a two gallon tub of popcorn a lot of money?

Espadrille · 05-07-2012, 04:43 PM

When will people learn that popcorn is unhealthy in gallon tubs?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-07-2012, 04:46 PM

Why do movie theaters need to be so comforting?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-07-2012, 04:52 PM

isn't so that you can have sex in them?

Espadrille · 05-07-2012, 04:58 PM

Isn't sex in movie theaters unsanitary?

**EmmaKynikos** · 05-07-2012, 05:00 PM

since when?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-07-2012, 05:04 PM

Since people leave sugar everywhere?

05-06-2012, 09:19 PM	#42726
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05-06-2012, 09:23 PM	#42727
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05-06-2012, 09:29 PM	#42728
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Well… and other parts; I can't fuck a heart, can I? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Can I?
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05-06-2012, 09:32 PM	#42729
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05-06-2012, 11:23 PM	#42730
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Would it be so weird or maybe taboo if all that I want is to be near you? Your skin touching mine, a warm, gentle kiss; how could I deny such obvious bliss? My sanity fades, dark thoughts start to brew; could this be not what you wanted too? Hard heart weighing down, brim-filled with the loss; pain crushes my soul, yet what care of the cost? My life is fulfilled, though tears I still bleed for I once knew true love; what more do I need?
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05-07-2012, 06:29 AM	#42731
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05-07-2012, 11:33 AM	#42732
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05-07-2012, 01:20 PM	#42733
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05-07-2012, 02:52 PM	#42734
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05-07-2012, 03:02 PM	#42736
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05-07-2012, 03:12 PM	#42737
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05-07-2012, 03:21 PM	#42738
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05-07-2012, 03:37 PM	#42739
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05-07-2012, 04:25 PM	#42740
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05-07-2012, 04:26 PM	#42741
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05-07-2012, 04:37 PM	#42743
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05-07-2012, 04:42 PM	#42744
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05-07-2012, 04:43 PM	#42745
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05-07-2012, 04:46 PM	#42746
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05-07-2012, 04:52 PM	#42747
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05-07-2012, 04:58 PM	#42748
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05-07-2012, 05:00 PM	#42749
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05-07-2012, 05:04 PM	#42750
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