we're all crazy ! (well 80%)

**daydreamer** · 09-13-2009, 07:28 PM

ok so according to curious george we're all nuts. let's have some fun and really scare the bejesus out of him... if you care to play, tell a story about some crazy thing that you've done to one of your partners. oh yeah, guys can play too
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**The Maelstrom** · 09-13-2009, 07:32 PM

crazy...as in annoying or crazy as in not nice..or...?

**daydreamer** · 09-13-2009, 07:33 PM

	Originally Posted by The Maelstrom To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	crazy...as in annoying or crazy as in not nice..or...?

as in whatever you want it to mean. what crazy thing or things have you done to your partners - maybe you knew that you were driving them crazy? maybe you did something and then later thought, ok well that was a little over the top.... tell !

**The Maelstrom** · 09-13-2009, 07:34 PM

well there was this one time...
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**rara avis** · 09-13-2009, 07:36 PM

Maybe I'll play... if we can block BlackOp from reading this thread.
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I had a few years of really unfortunate antidepressant side effects, so I have some pretty good ones.

**SelfMadeBum** · 09-13-2009, 07:36 PM

	Originally Posted by TheMaelstrom
	well there was this one time...

At band camp?

**nfinityi** · 09-13-2009, 07:37 PM

My partner usually finds it a turn-on when I let out my benign madness.

**Synamon** · 09-13-2009, 07:38 PM

	Originally Posted by rara avis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Maybe I'll play... if we can block BlackOp from reading this thread. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I had a few years of really unfortunate antidepressant side effects, so I have some pretty good ones.

I dunno, it's not really fair if people who are genuinely crazy post in this thread. Wouldn't that make the wanna-be crazies jealous?
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**daydreamer** · 09-13-2009, 07:39 PM

	Originally Posted by rara avis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Maybe I'll play... if we can block BlackOp from reading this thread. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I had a few years of really unfortunate antidepressant side effects, so I have some pretty good ones.

cmon rara !! i know you do !! ~ i'll share in kind !

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	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I dunno, it's not really fair if people who are genuinely crazy post in this thread. Wouldn't that make the wanna-be crazies jealous? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

LOL so be it ! give us what you got Synamon !

**curiousgeorge01** · 09-13-2009, 07:45 PM

I bit my hand off for a girl once...that's pretty nuts
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Come on share...after I got torn apart in the other thread, I would expect some sort of icing! Maybe a knife in the gut...ohh how it hurts! *drags self and lays down

**The Maelstrom** · 09-13-2009, 07:45 PM

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	At band camp?

I was going more along
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tangent

**SelfMadeBum** · 09-13-2009, 07:48 PM

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	I was going more along To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. tangent

Poor her.

**The Maelstrom** · 09-13-2009, 07:54 PM

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	Poor her.

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geez, the voice, the voice, get your mind out of the gutter

**reb** · 09-13-2009, 08:00 PM

i'll play, but we all know i'm crazy as a loon...i will be tickled to tell some stories heehee!

i don't think george has read my posts about my first wife throwing tv dinners, trying to knife me, and hitting me in the head with a cast iron skillet. i informed her that one of us was going to leave, either standing up, or feet first, and i had picked her.

george, don't you wanna git married now?
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**daydreamer** · 09-13-2009, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by reb
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i'll play, but we all know i'm crazy as a loon...i will be tickled to tell some stories heehee!

i don't think george has read my posts about my first wife throwing tv dinners, trying to knife me, and hitting me in the head with a cast iron skillet. i informed her that one of us was going to leave, either standing up, or feet first, and i had picked her.

george, don't you wanna git married now?
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ouch !! cast iron skillet!! she could have killed you ! did you get knocked out? go to the hospital ? that is certifiably crazy !

**SelfMadeBum** · 09-13-2009, 08:08 PM

	Originally Posted by The Maelstrom To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. geez, the voice, the voice, get your mind out of the gutter

Here, found yours down here. *hands TM his mind back*

**The Maelstrom** · 09-13-2009, 08:31 PM

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	Here, found yours down here. hands TM his mind back

And WHY, praytell were you keeping my mind in between your legs?
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**reb** · 09-13-2009, 08:33 PM

	Originally Posted by daydreamer To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	ouch !! cast iron skillet!! she could have killed you ! did you get knocked out? go to the hospital ? that is certifiably crazy !

naw, left a hell of a knot on my head, though. i forget if we had 'the discussion' that time, or if it was when she came after me with the butcher knife. i think the butcher knife was when i punched her in the nose, and knocked her cold as a mullet. the skillet was when i got up off the floor, went and sat on the couch...and thought 'that's it. i'm getting truly angry.', and we had the discussion. those frozen tv dinners used ta leave dents in the drywall, too lol!

last i heard of her (some 30 years ago), a friend who had seen her said she was living with some guy who was stealing beer out of peoples' refrigerators to support a drinking habit. no news is good news, especially with people like her.

**daydreamer** · 09-13-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by reb
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naw, left a hell of a knot on my head, though. i forget if we had 'the discussion' that time, or if it was when she came after me with the butcher knife. i think the butcher knife was when i punched her in the nose, and knocked her cold as a mullet. the skillet was when i got up off the floor, went and sat on the couch...and thought 'that's it. i'm getting truly angry.', and we had the discussion. those frozen tv dinners used ta leave dents in the drywall, too lol!

last i heard of her (some 30 years ago), a friend who had seen her said she was living with some guy who was stealing beer out of peoples' refrigerators to support a drinking habit. no news is good news, especially with people like her.

holy cow! fortunate that it wasnt more damaging ! i would be scared to death to live with someone like that. it's good that you got away from her ! ~ and that you can laugh about it now? i mean, i guess why not huh?

lol i have done some crazy things but not like that, yall lol

**jonnyb** · 09-13-2009, 08:56 PM

Crazy things with partners huh??

A while back, I turned one of those extended pleasure condoms inside-out with a gal. She was wondering why she just wasn't 'feeling' .......right.

**Mogura** · 09-13-2009, 09:48 PM

Grab a bag of pretzels boys and girls, I've got a crazy story for you...

I once dated a girl that was a Germanophile. Worse. Relationship. Ever.

I was in college in the States at the time. So, as it went, she had broken up with her previous boyfriend, some guy in Deutschland, in order to be with me (yeah, my schnitzel brings all the girls to the yard). She said Auf wiedersehen to him, and that was that. In the meantime, we had gotten serious, said the "Ich liebe dich" thing and the relationship was going well. So, I thought...

So one day out of the blue six months later, she gets a phone call from this guy's best friend saying that her ex died in an auto accident on the Autobahn. She freaked out. I mean really freakin' hysterical, freaked out. Achtung! She tried to get in touch with his family, etc., but couldn't locate them. So after explaining the circumstances and pleading her case, she had the German Federal Police track his family down. Well, it turned out that the guy was alive and well--the auto accident was a complete fabrication!

So she calls up the guy to give him a piece of her mind, and one thing led to another, a few "Ich liebe dich"s, and she's on the next flight to Germany to give him a piece of her body to go with the aforementioned piece of mind. Never mind that this guy totally fucked with her in the cruellest fucking way possible. She was Knockwurst-whipped I suppose. My heart was kaput. Scheisse! The end.

Fucking fruitcake*...

*Fruktkuchen

**Zombicide** · 09-13-2009, 10:12 PM

Well, I'm not crazy but the doctor called about my wife, I knew it was gonna be bad news, he told me she has granulomatous-meningoencephalitis, so I picked her up from the vet and we made love one last time before I put her down :(

**curiousgeorge01** · 09-14-2009, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by reb
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i'll play, but we all know i'm crazy as a loon...i will be tickled to tell some stories heehee!

i don't think george has read my posts about my first wife throwing tv dinners, trying to knife me, and hitting me in the head with a cast iron skillet. i informed her that one of us was going to leave, either standing up, or feet first, and i had picked her.

george, don't you wanna git married now?
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Nope I haven't read any of those threads but we've had similar discussions before lol. BTW you have some tricked out stories.

**MikeC** · 09-14-2009, 02:57 AM

There are none crazier than jealous girls. No anecdotes necessary here.

**SelfMadeBum** · 09-14-2009, 03:07 AM

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	And WHY, praytell were you keeping my mind in between your legs? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Didn't you say you were hungry?

09-13-2009, 07:28 PM	#1
daydreamer Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: xntx Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,644	ok so according to curious george we're all nuts. let's have some fun and really scare the bejesus out of him... if you care to play, tell a story about some crazy thing that you've done to one of your partners. oh yeah, guys can play too To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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The Maelstrom Core Member [132%] MBTI: INXX Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,300	crazy...as in annoying or crazy as in not nice..or...?
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rara avis Core Member [163%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 6,521	Maybe I'll play... if we can block BlackOp from reading this thread. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I had a few years of really unfortunate antidepressant side effects, so I have some pretty good ones.
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reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	i'll play, but we all know i'm crazy as a loon...i will be tickled to tell some stories heehee! i don't think george has read my posts about my first wife throwing tv dinners, trying to knife me, and hitting me in the head with a cast iron skillet. i informed her that one of us was going to leave, either standing up, or feet first, and i had picked her. george, don't you wanna git married now? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,453	Crazy things with partners huh?? A while back, I turned one of those extended pleasure condoms inside-out with a gal. She was wondering why she just wasn't 'feeling' .......right.
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09-13-2009, 09:48 PM	#21
Mogura Core Member [175%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,030	Grab a bag of pretzels boys and girls, I've got a crazy story for you... I once dated a girl that was a Germanophile. Worse. Relationship. Ever. I was in college in the States at the time. So, as it went, she had broken up with her previous boyfriend, some guy in Deutschland, in order to be with me (yeah, my schnitzel brings all the girls to the yard). She said Auf wiedersehen to him, and that was that. In the meantime, we had gotten serious, said the "Ich liebe dich" thing and the relationship was going well. So, I thought... So one day out of the blue six months later, she gets a phone call from this guy's best friend saying that her ex died in an auto accident on the Autobahn. She freaked out. I mean really freakin' hysterical, freaked out. Achtung! She tried to get in touch with his family, etc., but couldn't locate them. So after explaining the circumstances and pleading her case, she had the German Federal Police track his family down. Well, it turned out that the guy was alive and well--the auto accident was a complete fabrication! So she calls up the guy to give him a piece of her mind, and one thing led to another, a few "Ich liebe dich"s, and she's on the next flight to Germany to give him a piece of her body to go with the aforementioned piece of mind. Never mind that this guy totally fucked with her in the cruellest fucking way possible. She was Knockwurst-whipped I suppose. My heart was kaput. Scheisse! The end. Fucking fruitcake... Fruktkuchen Last edited by Mogura; 09-14-2009 at 05:12 AM.
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Zombicide Core Member [105%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,206	Well, I'm not crazy but the doctor called about my wife, I knew it was gonna be bad news, he told me she has granulomatous-meningoencephalitis, so I picked her up from the vet and we made love one last time before I put her down :(
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MikeC Member [17%] MBTI: INTp Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 680	There are none crazier than jealous girls. No anecdotes necessary here.
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