INTJf Personals and Profiles - Page 2

**thoke** · 08-10-2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kris
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I'm looking for a mate.

You will be around 5'9 - 5'10, brunette, light complexion, green eyes and slim yet curvy. You will also be very intelligent, but slightly less so than myself. You will have a vulgar, morbid and sarcastic sense of humor.

You will enjoy cleaning, cooking, listening to the sound of my voice, giving massages and performing oral sex. Additionally, you will like cars, video games, cheesy action movies, UFC and metal.

You will not be nagging, needy, desperate or clingy.

If you fit these criteria, please PM me.

N.B. - Only successful applicants will be contacted.

Does this approach work?!
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**lambpox** · 08-10-2009, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by AaronSheffield
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Kid, if you honestly want to attract INTJ women, the very first thing you need to do is learn how to write as though you had at least a high-school education. If you speak like you post, an INTJ woman isn't going to wait to be "flabbergasted"; she'll just tase your arse and walk away laughing.

Here's the thing about INTJ's (both men and women): We don't try to be intimidating; we just get that reputation because we have absolutely zero patience with bullsh*t.

Tone it down about 5 notches; at the moment you're just embarrassing yourself.

As a single (female) INTJ...I agree on all counts.
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**catzmeow** · 08-10-2009, 07:09 PM

	Originally Posted by thoke To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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For what? Making me laugh out loud? Absolutely.
Getting dates? I doubt it.

**Kris** · 08-10-2009, 07:26 PM

	Originally Posted by thoke To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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	Getting dates? I doubt it.

Truth be told I haven't tested it. I prefer to let these things emerge over time.
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**Fanowene** · 08-10-2009, 08:00 PM

	Originally Posted by thoke To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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	Originally Posted by catzmeow To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	For what? Making me laugh out loud? Absolutely. Getting dates? I doubt it.

	Originally Posted by Kris To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Truth be told I haven't tested it. I prefer to let these things emerge over time. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Definitely made me laugh. But if I had fit the description, I might have even contacted you... Sadly enough, I don't fit your description, and from your description I gather that you wouldn't fit mine either. I love the original approach, though. It does say a lot about you.

**Kris** · 08-11-2009, 01:20 AM

For the record I am mostly kidding. The only 'requirements' I've ever put in an online profile are honesty and someone who likes to laugh. Besides a few select personality traits that are important to me its really about the connection (wow that sounds hippy-ish), which I find I'm completely unable to predict from a set of static criteria!

I might post a profile that has worked well for me in the past as a point of reference if anyone is interested?

**thoke** · 08-11-2009, 02:11 AM

	Originally Posted by Kris To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	For the record I am mostly kidding.

I hoped as much. I wonder which parts are serious, though.

It's not so much that I think there's something wrong with being the way you half-mockingly describe yourself. It's more that I hope that women don't find that attractive. I'm a sweet and harmless "boy next door" sort of person. If all the best women like bastards, I'm doomed.

**Fanowene** · 08-11-2009, 02:18 AM

	Originally Posted by Kris To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I might post a profile that has worked well for me in the past as a point of reference if anyone is interested?

Sure. Fire away.
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It'd be interesting to know if it's any more serious.

	Originally Posted by thoke To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	It's more that I hope that women don't find that attractive. I'm a sweet and harmless "boy next door" sort of person. If all the best women like bastards, I'm doomed.

If all "best" women like the type of person you consider to be horrible, then I'm hoping you have the right kind of criteria for a "best woman".

**thoke** · 08-11-2009, 02:36 AM

	Originally Posted by Fanowene To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	If all "best" women like the type of person you consider to be horrible, then I'm hoping you have the right kind of criteria for a "best woman".

I'm not sure what my criteria are. I just know a great girl when I meet one. It's all in the mind of the beholder, of course.

**Kris** · 08-11-2009, 02:52 AM

	Originally Posted by Fanowene To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	It'd be interesting to know if it's any more serious..

Barely...
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Alright, here's one from OkC...I had another one on a different site about 6 months ago that was a little more generic but got me 2 or 3 contacts a day. I got sick of speaking to people who just didn't get me at all so I decided to let more of my personality shine through.
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**thoke** · 08-11-2009, 05:00 AM

Hmm. You're a good looking chap, I wonder whether that's what is working for you.

**Kris** · 08-11-2009, 05:12 AM

Well its certainly not for everybody and that was a deliberate thing after being in contact with so many women that were completely incompatible with me. My aim with it is to instigate a chuckle or at least a grin and spur some interest. Who knows, it all feels like somewhat of a black magic so I've pretty much decided to do what I want regardless
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**catzmeow** · 08-11-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Kris
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Barely...
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Alright, here's one from OkC...I had another one on a different site about 6 months ago that was a little more generic but got me 2 or 3 contacts a day. I got sick of speaking to people who just didn't get me at all so I decided to let more of my personality shine through.
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This would TOTALLY work on me. Looks wouldn't matter. I'm very serious about that last thing. My attraction to people rarely has anything to do with how they look. If I like their insides, I soon find their outsides absolutely irresistible. This has been true for me since about age 24. Prior to that, I will admit to being rather shallow and superficial. But, if an online ad can make me laugh out loud while reading it, I'm yours.

My boyfriend totally won my heart with his witty/sarcastic humor. And, of course, his shining character and intelligence. There was a sweetness to his online ad (and humor) that made it very appealing.

My sense of humor is very specific, though. ENFPs tend to prefer wit/sarcasm/smart-assery. We're rather irreverant and prefer people who are the same.

**Mogura** · 08-11-2009, 03:32 PM

Okay, it's kind of rough, but here goes...

"First off I am a MARMOT. Marmots dont take shit from anyone. There behind all ground squirrels 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you up. I's got bitey little teeth! being a marmot is a way of life They don't give a shit about what the world thinks of them. A Marmot don't think hes better than everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. A Marmot and Ground squirrel are almost the same but Marmots are Cute and they like sandwiches. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack headed they look, Ground squirells love them. But if they are a Ground squirrel or Marmot they are Down with the Brown for Life."

Needs more work... I know. But it's a start...

**Kris** · 08-12-2009, 03:39 AM

	Originally Posted by catzmeow To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	But, if an online ad can make me laugh out loud while reading it, I'm yours.

Its funny you should mention that. I never bothered with profiles that don't have pictures (does that make me shallow?). Anyway, I was contacted by 1 woman and of all the profiles I had read hers was the first that made me laugh. She didn't have a picture up but I felt so compelled to get to know her because of that. In the end she turned out to be pretty gorgeous and we dated for a couple of months before she broke it off over a text message......ANYWAY, giving me a good laugh is probably the single most influential point in a woman's profile.

**Seriously** · 08-16-2009, 10:34 AM

MY SELF-SUMMARY

It's time for a new self-summary. The other one was to long. I don't want to summarize myself. I don't fit in this box. I defy boxes.

WHAT I’M DOING WITH MY LIFE

Enjoying it.

I’M REALLY GOOD AT

Procrastination. If it were an Olympic event I would win. Gold.

THE FIRST THING(S) PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME

Like I know this. Seriously who asks someone what they notice about them first? Look at my pictures. What do you notice? Now tell me so I can answer this question honestly.

MY FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, MUSIC, AND FOOD

I don't play favorites. It just seems wrong.

THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT

Food

Water

Air

Laughter

Family

A fully loaded semi automatic gun. (I joke, I joke. Mostly)

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT

Why I am single. Really. Why God WHY? I'm such an amazing woman it's like a total mystery to me.

ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM

Holding up convenience stores.

THE MOST PRIVATE THING I’M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE

Well there was that sex change operation...but that was a really long time ago and I don't think it counts anymore...

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF

If the mood strikes you and the moon is full?? Dunno, you tell me.

So???? Would you date me?

**Cicero** · 08-16-2009, 12:33 PM

Even though I am new here, I would like to give this a shot.

Headline: Looking for a smart, educated woman

25-year-old man
Dallas, Texas, United States
seeking women 21-28
within 20 miles of Dallas, Texas, United States
Never married
6’1
Wants kids

about me and who I’m looking for
I really enjoy being around people, but I’m more of an introvert that prefers to sit and listen, so it’s a little difficult for me to meet people. I thrive in a small group setting or one-on-one. I'm eager to hear to stories or talk about whatever: religion, politics, life plans/goals, but especially a person's work. I like hearing the details of why people do what they do, even if they hate their job. I have a close group of long time friends - they're all hilarious and very different. Some are very abrasive and loud, others are very sarcastic and quiet.

I spend a lot of time listening to music and reading books or articles on politico, the New York Times, and even a little Drudge Report. PBS's News Hour is the bar none the best news program out there. I cannot stand most cable news channels, but if I feel like having a good laugh, I will flip over to Fox News.

I have been given a lot in my life, and so I try to give a lot. I like hosting get-togethers, and cook fajitas or burgers for friends at least once a month.

Fast facts:
- Lost over 100 pounds 2 years ago, and have kept it off.
- I was completely illiterate until the fourth grade.
- BA in History and minor in Classics from Oklahoma in 2006; JD from SMU in 2009 (Tax Law!)
- Middle child of five boys.
- Love London, and think it fits my personality better than any city I know.
- Texas countryside is my second home.
- My personal philosophy is very similar to classical stoicism.
- I owe everything to my mother and father, and I feel very odd if I go more than a couple of days without seeing them.

In terms of what I’m looking for, I want to find a woman who is aware of herself as an individual, and knows what she needs to do to thrive in the world. Preferably a person who is driven more by reason than emotion. I am a firm believer that reasonable minds will differ, and I want to find someone who embraces that concept and seeks to explore it. Active, mentally and physically healthy, self respecting, educated, family oriented, and motivated to accomplish the things that make you happy.

for fun: I love watching college football. Other than that, I'm always up for going out with friends (dinner, drinks, darts, pool). Movies, reading, the news, fishing, talking with others about politics, work, the weather.
my job: Just took the bar exam, and now I'm looking for a job (along with everyone else). Hoping to break into the Houston, Austin, or Dallas legal markets.
my religion: More a fan of Christ's philosophy than the Christian religion.
my education: BA in History and minor in Classics from Oklahoma in 2006; JD from SMU 2009. Learning is fundamental. Education is key.
favorite hot spots: Bars: Plucker's, Humperdinks, Ozona's, Milo's Food: Snuffers, Central Market, Cowboy Chicken Other: East Texas (Mabank, Athens, Winnsboro); Norman, OK; Austin, TX
favorite things: The Office, Weeds, Good Eats, Survivorman, Frontline, Dirty Jobs Nine Inch Nails, The Beta Band, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings Of Leon, Mogwai,
last read: Currently reading "The Way of all Flesh" by Samuel Butler, which is a satire of Victorian England. Next up is "Kingdom of the Wicked" by Anthony Burgess.
my pets: One dog named Jack. He is a black lab-golden retriever mix, but he's blonde and massive.

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**Jinxu** · 08-16-2009, 12:53 PM

	Originally Posted by Cicero To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	my job: Just took the bar exam, and now I'm looking for a job (along with everyone else). Hoping to break into the Houston, Austin, or Dallas legal markets.

Did you go to OU? How are you doing in your job search? I heard things are pretty bad out there for lawyers.

**tp6626** · 08-16-2009, 03:41 PM

I never know what to put in the 'headline' section.

I've just been going with "Hi, I'm Tom!".

But tonight I decided to think about it, and change it. I've now gone for:

"Wannabe polymath seeking strange and wonderful muse...".

Reckon that's an improvement??

**Cicero** · 08-16-2009, 05:05 PM

	Originally Posted by Jinxu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Did you go to OU? How are you doing in your job search? I heard things are pretty bad out there for lawyers.

Yep! Graduated with a BA in 2006. As far as how it is for lawyers, it depends on whether you're looking to join the elite firms, the medium firms, or the small firms. I know the elites are offering upwards of 60,000 to postpone employment. The medium firms are on hiring freezes, but the small firms are hiring. If you want to live in the boondocks, you can find a job fairly easily.

**Jinxu** · 08-16-2009, 06:26 PM

	Originally Posted by Cicero To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Yep! Graduated with a BA in 2006. As far as how it is for lawyers, it depends on whether you're looking to join the elite firms, the medium firms, or the small firms. I know the elites are offering upwards of 60,000 to postpone employment. The medium firms are on hiring freezes, but the small firms are hiring. If you want to live in the boondocks, you can find a job fairly easily.

Cool. I went to OU too and just graduated last May. 2006 would've been the year I graduated in if I didn't take a few years off after my junior year. It's good to know there's someone here from the same school. I'm a little bit in your same situation. Still searching for a real job in my field. And screw the boondocks, there's student loans that need to paid off. Good luck on your job search.

**Kris** · 08-16-2009, 08:45 PM

	Originally Posted by tp6626 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I never know what to put in the 'headline' section. I've just been going with "Hi, I'm Tom!". But tonight I decided to think about it, and change it. I've now gone for: "Wannabe polymath seeking strange and wonderful muse...". Reckon that's an improvement??

I don't know - it seems kind of obscure...

But I can relate to how hard it is to come up with one. One I used was 'Almost as harmless as I look...', but even then I didn't really like it.

**Mogura** · 08-16-2009, 08:46 PM

	Originally Posted by tp6626 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I never know what to put in the 'headline' section. I've just been going with "Hi, I'm Tom!". But tonight I decided to think about it, and change it. I've now gone for: "Wannabe polymath seeking strange and wonderful muse...". Reckon that's an improvement??

"Tomcat seeks his kitten"

**Seriously** · 08-16-2009, 08:47 PM

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	"Tomcat seeks his kitten"

No. Really. NO.

**Mogura** · 08-16-2009, 08:53 PM

	Originally Posted by Seriously To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No. Really. NO.

Hmm... "No. Really. NO." doesn't seem to work well for a headline. Too negative...

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08-11-2009, 01:20 AM	#31
Kris Member [27%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,116	For the record I am mostly kidding. The only 'requirements' I've ever put in an online profile are honesty and someone who likes to laugh. Besides a few select personality traits that are important to me its really about the connection (wow that sounds hippy-ish), which I find I'm completely unable to predict from a set of static criteria! I might post a profile that has worked well for me in the past as a point of reference if anyone is interested?
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08-11-2009, 05:00 AM	#36
thoke Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 152	Hmm. You're a good looking chap, I wonder whether that's what is working for you.
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08-11-2009, 05:12 AM	#37
Kris Member [27%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,116	Well its certainly not for everybody and that was a deliberate thing after being in contact with so many women that were completely incompatible with me. My aim with it is to instigate a chuckle or at least a grin and spur some interest. Who knows, it all feels like somewhat of a black magic so I've pretty much decided to do what I want regardless To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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08-11-2009, 03:32 PM	#39
Mogura Core Member [175%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,031	Okay, it's kind of rough, but here goes... "First off I am a MARMOT. Marmots dont take shit from anyone. There behind all ground squirrels 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you up. I's got bitey little teeth! being a marmot is a way of life They don't give a shit about what the world thinks of them. A Marmot don't think hes better than everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. A Marmot and Ground squirrel are almost the same but Marmots are Cute and they like sandwiches. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack headed they look, Ground squirells love them. But if they are a Ground squirrel or Marmot they are Down with the Brown for Life." Needs more work... I know. But it's a start... Last edited by Mogura; 08-12-2009 at 06:12 AM.
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08-16-2009, 10:34 AM	#41
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	MY SELF-SUMMARY It's time for a new self-summary. The other one was to long. I don't want to summarize myself. I don't fit in this box. I defy boxes. WHAT I’M DOING WITH MY LIFE Enjoying it. I’M REALLY GOOD AT Procrastination. If it were an Olympic event I would win. Gold. THE FIRST THING(S) PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME Like I know this. Seriously who asks someone what they notice about them first? Look at my pictures. What do you notice? Now tell me so I can answer this question honestly. MY FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, MUSIC, AND FOOD I don't play favorites. It just seems wrong. THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT Food Water Air Laughter Family A fully loaded semi automatic gun. (I joke, I joke. Mostly) I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT Why I am single. Really. Why God WHY? I'm such an amazing woman it's like a total mystery to me. ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM Holding up convenience stores. THE MOST PRIVATE THING I’M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE Well there was that sex change operation...but that was a really long time ago and I don't think it counts anymore... YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF If the mood strikes you and the moon is full?? Dunno, you tell me. So???? Would you date me?
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08-16-2009, 12:33 PM	#42
Cicero New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5	Even though I am new here, I would like to give this a shot. Headline: Looking for a smart, educated woman 25-year-old man Dallas, Texas, United States seeking women 21-28 within 20 miles of Dallas, Texas, United States Never married 6’1 Wants kids about me and who I’m looking for I really enjoy being around people, but I’m more of an introvert that prefers to sit and listen, so it’s a little difficult for me to meet people. I thrive in a small group setting or one-on-one. I'm eager to hear to stories or talk about whatever: religion, politics, life plans/goals, but especially a person's work. I like hearing the details of why people do what they do, even if they hate their job. I have a close group of long time friends - they're all hilarious and very different. Some are very abrasive and loud, others are very sarcastic and quiet. I spend a lot of time listening to music and reading books or articles on politico, the New York Times, and even a little Drudge Report. PBS's News Hour is the bar none the best news program out there. I cannot stand most cable news channels, but if I feel like having a good laugh, I will flip over to Fox News. I have been given a lot in my life, and so I try to give a lot. I like hosting get-togethers, and cook fajitas or burgers for friends at least once a month. Fast facts: - Lost over 100 pounds 2 years ago, and have kept it off. - I was completely illiterate until the fourth grade. - BA in History and minor in Classics from Oklahoma in 2006; JD from SMU in 2009 (Tax Law!) - Middle child of five boys. - Love London, and think it fits my personality better than any city I know. - Texas countryside is my second home. - My personal philosophy is very similar to classical stoicism. - I owe everything to my mother and father, and I feel very odd if I go more than a couple of days without seeing them. In terms of what I’m looking for, I want to find a woman who is aware of herself as an individual, and knows what she needs to do to thrive in the world. Preferably a person who is driven more by reason than emotion. I am a firm believer that reasonable minds will differ, and I want to find someone who embraces that concept and seeks to explore it. Active, mentally and physically healthy, self respecting, educated, family oriented, and motivated to accomplish the things that make you happy. for fun: I love watching college football. Other than that, I'm always up for going out with friends (dinner, drinks, darts, pool). Movies, reading, the news, fishing, talking with others about politics, work, the weather. my job: Just took the bar exam, and now I'm looking for a job (along with everyone else). Hoping to break into the Houston, Austin, or Dallas legal markets. my religion: More a fan of Christ's philosophy than the Christian religion. my education: BA in History and minor in Classics from Oklahoma in 2006; JD from SMU 2009. Learning is fundamental. Education is key. favorite hot spots: Bars: Plucker's, Humperdinks, Ozona's, Milo's Food: Snuffers, Central Market, Cowboy Chicken Other: East Texas (Mabank, Athens, Winnsboro); Norman, OK; Austin, TX favorite things: The Office, Weeds, Good Eats, Survivorman, Frontline, Dirty Jobs Nine Inch Nails, The Beta Band, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings Of Leon, Mogwai, last read: Currently reading "The Way of all Flesh" by Samuel Butler, which is a satire of Victorian England. Next up is "Kingdom of the Wicked" by Anthony Burgess. my pets: One dog named Jack. He is a black lab-golden retriever mix, but he's blonde and massive. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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08-16-2009, 03:41 PM	#44
tp6626 Core Member [108%] MBTI: iNTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,338	I never know what to put in the 'headline' section. I've just been going with "Hi, I'm Tom!". But tonight I decided to think about it, and change it. I've now gone for: "Wannabe polymath seeking strange and wonderful muse...". Reckon that's an improvement??
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