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Old 11-29-2007, 03:58 PM   #1
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Looks like my shotgun, crowbar, and antisocial tendencies could come in handy someday. I've got a 77% chance of survival.


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Old 11-29-2007, 04:05 PM   #2
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You Have a 63% Chance of Survival!

It's because I'm broke as shit and don't own a gun or have any food in my house, haha.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:13 PM   #3
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You Have a 56% Chance of Survival!

That's sad...
Looks like I have to get a gun license, a gun, learn to be an expert gunman and how to make homemade explosives without wicked chemicals.

I don't understand why being spooked easily means you have a smaller chance of surviving. It usually means a faster reaction time. Being spooked doesn't mean you can't stay calm in emergency situations...
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:32 PM   #4
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But it can mean you will make a scream to attract more Zombies, Rei.

And I have a 78% chance of surviving! Woot!
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:33 PM   #5
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60%, I don't know how to make explosives and I don't own any gun (and never used one), zombies might eat my ellbows before they get me.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:40 PM   #6
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  Originally Posted by Tarrick
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But it can mean you will make a scream to attract more Zombies, Rei.

And I have a 78% chance of surviving! Woot!

I don't scream... I may squeal quietly, but I don't scream =(

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Old 11-29-2007, 05:46 PM   #7
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I don't scream... I may squeal quietly, but I don't scream =(

But have you ever been surprised by Zombies??

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Old 11-29-2007, 06:44 PM   #8
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But have you ever been surprised by Zombies??

I have in a game...
I expect my reaction will be much the same.

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Old 11-29-2007, 07:17 PM   #9
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63% percent of surviving.

I don't own any guns, and I'm in OK shape.

I thought my cold-blooded nature and godly survival instinct would help me achieve a high score. Damn.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:36 PM   #10
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You Have a 65% Chance of Survival!

I can't currently run and I live in a large, crowded urban area. *sigh* it would be crawling with zoombies.
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Sorry folks, but in the time of zoombies, someone else is gonna be a zoombie until they prove otherwise, I have seen enough horror movies!
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:50 PM   #11
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  Originally Posted by Wildflower
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I can't currently run and I live in a large, crowded urban area. *sigh* it would be crawling with zoombies.

You don't have to run all that fast, just faster than someone else you're with.
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I scored a 60% because I don't own any guns and might attempt to help another person while still looking out for myself first.
But I do know how to make molotov cocktails and a few other explosives and I do know how to use a gun (a little).

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Old 11-29-2007, 07:52 PM   #12
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You don't have to run all that fast, just faster than someone else you're with.
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Zombies do tend to shuffle along slowly, what with tripping on their own decaying flesh and all, huh? (Or am I thinking of mummies?)

I knew that in the any end of the world disaster there would be mutants to deal with, but I had not previously given a lot of thought to the potiential zombie situation.
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:03 PM   #13
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In response to this thread I'm going to learn how to fire and purchase a hand gun :D
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:39 AM   #14
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57% - mostly because I don't own a gun, don't have a storehouse of non-perishables (too many greedy family members), and am out of shape. Fix those and those damned zombies don't stand a chance!

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Old 11-30-2007, 06:31 AM   #15
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Do what? Fifty-two percent? Sure, I have the same problems as some others (not a lot of food, not in the best shape, don't know enough about weaponry), but come on! Sure, helping other people out might mean picking a zombie up, but other humans can be useful meat shields or have decent zombie-killing skills. oh well.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:52 AM   #16
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  Originally Posted by TruorTupnm
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Do what? Fifty-two percent? Sure, I have the same problems as some others (not a lot of food, not in the best shape, don't know enough about weaponry), but come on! Sure, helping other people out might mean picking a zombie up, but other humans can be useful meat shields or have decent zombie-killing skills. oh well.

My point exactly.
For that "noise" question I answered I'd call out and wait for an answer.
It's always a good idea to have another person around... even if he/she is dumb, they can still watch your back up to some degree =/

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Old 11-30-2007, 07:58 AM   #17
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  Originally Posted by TruorTupnm
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Do what? Fifty-two percent? Sure, I have the same problems as some others (not a lot of food, not in the best shape, don't know enough about weaponry), but come on! Sure, helping other people out might mean picking a zombie up, but other humans can be useful meat shields or have decent zombie-killing skills. oh well.

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My point exactly.
For that "noise" question I answered I'd call out and wait for an answer.
It's always a good idea to have another person around... even if he/she is dumb, they can still watch your back up to some degree =/

In a zombie war the only one you can trust is yourself!
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:01 AM   #18
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  Originally Posted by rwyatt365
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In a zombie war the only one you can trust is yourself!
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Unless you get nakey and intimate with your 'partner'
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:08 AM   #19
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Well, no, I would agree that you can only trust yourself, whether you're up against zombies or not, but you could always just help people out and trust yourself to kill them if they turn undead. No problems. It is usually easy to tell when someone is about to turn undead. Never trust that they haven't already been bitten. Always expect for anyone to turn at the worst moment. Seems simple, to myself. Also, for the noise thing, I went with the, "Hand on the trigger while waiting silently," option. Noises could attract more zombies. If it's a person, he'll either get eaten or eventually reveal himself to be a person.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:15 AM   #20
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Unless you get nakey and intimate with your 'partner'
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But what if they turn zombie while you're "nakey and intimate"? That could be problematic!

("Damn girl, and I was just about to...Now I'm gonna have to blow your head off. Damned shame too!
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:41 AM   #21
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But what if they turn zombie while you're "nakey and intimate"? That could be problematic!

("Damn girl, and I was just about to...Now I'm gonna have to blow your head off. Damned shame too!
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What were YOU thinking?!
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I meant to inspect his/her body for any broken skin/bite marks/wounds
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Well, no, I would agree that you can only trust yourself, whether you're up against zombies or not, but you could always just help people out and trust yourself to kill them if they turn undead. No problems. It is usually easy to tell when someone is about to turn undead. Never trust that they haven't already been bitten. Always expect for anyone to turn at the worst moment. Seems simple, to myself. Also, for the noise thing, I went with the, "Hand on the trigger while waiting silently," option. Noises could attract more zombies. If it's a person, he'll either get eaten or eventually reveal himself to be a person.

I just think if it was a person and I'd locked the doors... it'd be pretty cruel to just leave him/her out there.

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Old 11-30-2007, 10:52 AM   #22
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I just think if it was a person and I'd locked the doors... it'd be pretty cruel to just leave him/her out there.

Yeah, but if you make noise, you'll alert the zombies to your location. If it is an actual non-infected human out there, making noise will draw the zombies to where you are, and they won't have anywhere to hide. Better for you both to be quiet.

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Old 11-30-2007, 06:52 PM   #23
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I would atleast look out through the window if I heard something outside, well pretty dumb to call out for hundreds of little zombies to scratch down your barricade.
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Zombies have bad sight right? :/
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Old 12-01-2007, 05:15 AM   #24
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Only 55%... I need to get into shape. I can't legally own a gun at my age in the UK either... darn. At least I have my bow and arrow!
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:37 AM   #25
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