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Death alone awaits the fool who believes the falsehoods sprouting forth from ^'s tongues (one each per mouth, nostril and ear).
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#23227 |
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Core Member [1334%]
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Wants to be a deep freezer...
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#23228 |
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New Member [01%]
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^ has a (quite impressive) My Little Pony collection.
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#23229 |
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Core Member [1334%]
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picks his nose and eats it....so I hear.
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#23230 |
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Core Member [136%]
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collects videos of people picking and eating buggers while driving their car
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#23231 |
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Core Member [408%]
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< is trying really hard not to laugh whilst wondering if EK knows what 'bugger' means.
^ doesn't know the spelling she's looking for is 'booger.' EK won't eat her own; she prefers the flavour of others'. |
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#23232 |
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Core Member [895%]
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^is a leprechaun.
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#23233 |
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Core Member [408%]
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^ regularly confuses me for WayWatcher, who's the actual leprechaun.
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#23234 |
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Core Member [895%]
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^snitched my glasses so I couldn't tell.
{{{Fyrn}}} |
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#23235 |
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Veteran Member [92%]
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^has really bad back acne
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#23236 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Has enough freckles to be confused for a human-leopard hybrid.
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#23237 |
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Core Member [136%]
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drinks champagne on ice
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#23238 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Built up her upper body strength to super-human levels just so she could tip beer kegs over her head and never ask for a refill.
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#23239 |
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Core Member [136%]
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likes hanging out under lamp posts
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#23240 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Lent me the hot pants and biker boots to attract the highest paying customers.
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#23241 |
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Core Member [136%]
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begs me to tell her all of my trade secrets
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#23242 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Tries to take credit for everything from the Mona Lisa to the Brooklyn Bridge to my skills.
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#23243 |
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Core Member [136%]
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wishes she had my resume
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#23244 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Pumped up her resume with everything from trifling exaggerations to blatant falsehoods.
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#23245 |
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Banned
MBTI: INTJ
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 396
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^Is actuallly holding onto a stripper's pole...
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#23246 |
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Core Member [136%]
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doesn't know how to get a high paying job
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#23247 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Can't actually braid her own hair.
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#23248 |
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Banned
MBTI: INTJ
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 396
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^does bachelor parties on the weekend
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#23249 |
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Core Member [136%]
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wishes he could get the invite.mass puts on quite the show
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#23250 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Borrowed my best stilettos and hasn't yet returned them, so these days the show ain't what it used to be.
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