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**Onigumo13** · 09-27-2010, 03:54 PM

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	^Makes me want to dive into a swimming pool full of salt water and cheese graters just to escape the monotony.

^*Pushes MassHysteria in to the pool drops a the cherished toaster of the lamebot , directly in to the pool
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* "Adios MassHysteria , I had adored you quite strongly pinche puta
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**GenessorDios** · 09-27-2010, 04:30 PM

Cynthia! Nooooo....

When ^ least expects it, his uppance will come....

**MassHysteria** · 09-27-2010, 04:34 PM

^Bought the toaster with the extra narrow bagel slot, and she was the only woman who even felt his antenna at all.

**GenessorDios** · 09-27-2010, 04:48 PM

It's not my fault! The guy at the hardware store said the trend was towards smaller models!....

*composes thoughts*

^ wears radioactive clothes to rave parties just to stand out.

**Taste of peat** · 09-27-2010, 04:53 PM

^ mixes beer with battery oil and melt ice.

**GenessorDios** · 09-27-2010, 04:55 PM

^'s cravings are such that he brings homemade ice cream to work everyday in an ice box. It barely sates him.

**Onigumo13** · 09-27-2010, 05:03 PM

^Received a charge from a toaster , and got pregnant.....will Lamebotsia ever name it Toaster Jr no one is aware of for sure
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**MassHysteria** · 09-27-2010, 05:04 PM

^Doesn't seem to realize that every once in awhile, his comments are sort of funny and halfway clever.... until he adds a second half that throws the whole thing off balance.

**Taste of peat** · 09-27-2010, 05:07 PM

^ is secretly redheaded.

**GenessorDios** · 09-27-2010, 05:09 PM

^'s only hope of being a redhead is smearing his head with honey and hoping fire ants come for a visit.

**Fyrnae** · 09-27-2010, 05:20 PM

GD turned into a redhead once by putting his head into a furnace (this also explains his fried brains).

**Taste of peat** · 09-27-2010, 05:21 PM

^ goes to forest during nights and prays some ancient pagan gods...

**Fyrnae** · 09-27-2010, 06:00 PM

^ thinks this is the 'truth' thread.

**reiven** · 09-27-2010, 06:19 PM

^ has never, ever, hit a bong.

**Onigumo13** · 09-27-2010, 06:25 PM

^Has a vivid collection of adult movies , sells them to youngsters secretly in order to make a profit . So he could finally screw over the government
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**Fyrnae** · 09-27-2010, 06:32 PM

^ provides him with these dubious films, starring local girls.

**RedOrange823** · 09-27-2010, 08:17 PM

^only knows this 'cause she's a 'local girl'

**GenessorDios** · 09-27-2010, 09:13 PM

Stop!
in the name of love
or
^
will
break
your heart.

**Fyrnae** · 09-28-2010, 04:57 AM

^ thought he was a 1337 but realised that he was a Supreme instead.

**GenessorDios** · 09-28-2010, 06:30 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, I shall shed some light on the enigma that is ^. Now I present to you a dossier that I have compiled.

Occupation: Cementer
Real Occupation: Professional Deathifier
Modus Operandi: Victims are bored to death over a specified period of time, depending on if the client wishes for them to be tortured. Topics include the intricacies of stock portfolio diversification, comparison of paintbrush bristle thickness and experiences in the fast-paced world of turtle-fighting. For particularly merciless clients, cyanide pills barely below the toxic amount is left in close vicinity. Those wishing for a quick death are always sorely disappointed (She polls them five minutes before ToD).
Age: Let's just say she's taken down many a Cretacean in her time.

If I die under mysterious circumstances after the revelation of this information, the world will know why. At least I know I have done my part to expose this menace to society. Elongated life to the freeness of informative data!

**Fyrnae** · 09-28-2010, 07:33 AM

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^ has nothing better to do than to create such fantasies.

What's wrong with paintbrush thicknesses?
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**GenessorDios** · 09-29-2010, 05:27 AM

Nothing. Which is why you have one less way to kill me.

It has come to my attention that ^ regularly sings power ballads to her pet horse.

It patiently waits for death.

**Fyrnae** · 09-29-2010, 06:05 AM

When ^ sings, all the dogs within a 5 mile radius howl in sheer agony.

**GenessorDios** · 09-29-2010, 07:04 AM

Sounds like the plot to a Steban King novel.

Cooper · 09-29-2010, 08:31 AM

recycles himself for the money and the....thrill

09-27-2010, 04:30 PM	#22752
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Cynthia! Nooooo.... When ^ least expects it, his uppance will come....
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09-27-2010, 04:34 PM	#22753
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	^Bought the toaster with the extra narrow bagel slot, and she was the only woman who even felt his antenna at all.
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09-27-2010, 04:48 PM	#22754
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	It's not my fault! The guy at the hardware store said the trend was towards smaller models!.... composes thoughts ^ wears radioactive clothes to rave parties just to stand out.
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09-27-2010, 04:53 PM	#22755
Taste of peat Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,141	^ mixes beer with battery oil and melt ice.
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09-27-2010, 04:55 PM	#22756
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	^'s cravings are such that he brings homemade ice cream to work everyday in an ice box. It barely sates him.
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09-27-2010, 05:03 PM	#22757
Onigumo13 Core Member [108%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,326	^Received a charge from a toaster , and got pregnant.....will Lamebotsia ever name it Toaster Jr no one is aware of for sure To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-27-2010, 05:04 PM	#22758
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	^Doesn't seem to realize that every once in awhile, his comments are sort of funny and halfway clever.... until he adds a second half that throws the whole thing off balance.
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09-27-2010, 05:07 PM	#22759
Taste of peat Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,141	^ is secretly redheaded.
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09-27-2010, 05:09 PM	#22760
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	^'s only hope of being a redhead is smearing his head with honey and hoping fire ants come for a visit.
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09-27-2010, 05:20 PM	#22761
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	GD turned into a redhead once by putting his head into a furnace (this also explains his fried brains).
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09-27-2010, 05:21 PM	#22762
Taste of peat Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,141	^ goes to forest during nights and prays some ancient pagan gods...
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09-27-2010, 06:00 PM	#22763
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	^ thinks this is the 'truth' thread.
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09-27-2010, 06:19 PM	#22764
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	^ has never, ever, hit a bong.
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09-27-2010, 06:25 PM	#22765
Onigumo13 Core Member [108%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,326	^Has a vivid collection of adult movies , sells them to youngsters secretly in order to make a profit . So he could finally screw over the government To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-27-2010, 06:32 PM	#22766
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	^ provides him with these dubious films, starring local girls.
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09-27-2010, 08:17 PM	#22767
RedOrange823 Core Member [556%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,260	^only knows this 'cause she's a 'local girl'
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09-27-2010, 09:13 PM	#22768
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Stop! in the name of love or ^ will break your heart.
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09-28-2010, 04:57 AM	#22769
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	^ thought he was a 1337 but realised that he was a Supreme instead.
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09-28-2010, 06:30 AM	#22770
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, I shall shed some light on the enigma that is ^. Now I present to you a dossier that I have compiled. Occupation: Cementer Real Occupation: Professional Deathifier Modus Operandi: Victims are bored to death over a specified period of time, depending on if the client wishes for them to be tortured. Topics include the intricacies of stock portfolio diversification, comparison of paintbrush bristle thickness and experiences in the fast-paced world of turtle-fighting. For particularly merciless clients, cyanide pills barely below the toxic amount is left in close vicinity. Those wishing for a quick death are always sorely disappointed (She polls them five minutes before ToD). Age: Let's just say she's taken down many a Cretacean in her time. If I die under mysterious circumstances after the revelation of this information, the world will know why. At least I know I have done my part to expose this menace to society. Elongated life to the freeness of informative data!
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09-28-2010, 07:33 AM	#22771
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ^ has nothing better to do than to create such fantasies. What's wrong with paintbrush thicknesses? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-29-2010, 05:27 AM	#22772
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Nothing. Which is why you have one less way to kill me. It has come to my attention that ^ regularly sings power ballads to her pet horse. It patiently waits for death.
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09-29-2010, 06:05 AM	#22773
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	When ^ sings, all the dogs within a 5 mile radius howl in sheer agony.
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09-29-2010, 07:04 AM	#22774
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Sounds like the plot to a Steban King novel.
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09-29-2010, 08:31 AM	#22775
Cooper Core Member [1338%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,539	recycles himself for the money and the....thrill
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