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#2026 |
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rahdam's never had nikita, but he's enjoying the blow up doll I gave him as a birthday present
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#2027 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita has been had. Don't believe everything she says, folks.
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#2028 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam is auditioning for the role of porky the pig - he has this idea to introduce cartoon characters into the adult film industry.
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#2029 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita is familiar with my Pork.
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#2030 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam has some lean, mean pork
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#2031 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita is right. Rahdam is in excellent physical shape.
His lean muscle mass even exceeds the mass of fat Nikita stores in her balloon butt. |
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#2032 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam is very buoyant in the water
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#2033 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Rahdam was a lifeguard.
Nikita had to get resuced. |
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#2034 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Rahdam has a Messiah complex. It's called a dive - you're supposed to go under the water.
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#2035 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita took a dive in her first professional wrestling match.
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#2036 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Rahdam paid off the competition in BJJ to let him win.
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#2037 |
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Core Member [219%]
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By "paid off", Nikita means I took their arms home with me.
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#2038 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Rahdam talks tough, but he's such a pussy cat. He eats Meow Mix and everything.
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#2039 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Rahdam eats anything with carbs and protein!
Nikita eats Rahdam. |
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#2040 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Rahdam is kind of chewy with a rancid aftertaste.
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#2041 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita uses her teeth...And that's why her pimp has to pay me to take her.
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#2042 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam pays to be bitten...he'd have to with that backne
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#2043 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita had a pimple on her face. She popped it in a projectile fashion into her boss's eye.
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#2044 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam does his boss regularly on his desk - he calls it sex ed, we just call it nepotism
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#2045 |
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Core Member [219%]
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(If you knew how ugly my boss was, you would never have said that)
(Mind you, this lady tries to caress my body when we talk) Nikita films it and sells it on Ebay. |
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#2046 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rahdam is shocked that sales are awful...he'll be reimbursing me my costs
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#2047 |
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Core Member [219%]
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A 100 million dollar gross is not awful, Nikita.
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#2048 |
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Core Member [555%]
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It is when it's in Pesos, Rahdam.
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#2049 |
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Core Member [219%]
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Nikita can be seen at your local donkey show! 5 pesos!
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#2050 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Showing off her prize ass: Rahdam!
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