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#20301 |
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Core Member [298%]
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Poor old ^ is stuck in a loop.
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#20302 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Knows the way to Neverland.
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#20303 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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has IKEA cats
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#20304 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Carved his cell phone out of a brick.
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#20305 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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reinacts Rocky movies
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#20306 |
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Core Member [177%]
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Reenacts Schwarzenegger movies.
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#20307 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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reenacts Twilight
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#20308 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Ohh, is seriously askin' for it now.
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#20309 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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is hoping for a Twilight TV series
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#20310 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Would tape the whole thing over a recording of his own grandmother's birthday party.
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#20311 |
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Core Member [298%]
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^ invented smellproofing for houses, which seems like an impressive achievement, until you meet her and realize why.
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#20312 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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cheated on his pepsi can with an Orange Crush bottle
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#20313 |
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Core Member [298%]
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Despite his tough-looking exterior, ^ is unable to crush an orange even with both hands, a hammer, power drills, steamrollers or specially-fabricated diamond-based orange-crushing equipment.
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#20314 |
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Core Member [408%]
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^ is only bitter cause he got crushed once -- by the object of his crush
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#20315 |
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Core Member [298%]
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^ is only bitter because she was thrown into a cacao nut crushing mill. Her archnemesis did not however figure on an inanimate machine having taste and spitting her out before she could be chewed up.
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#20316 |
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Member [16%]
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^Is bitter because GD is the archnemesis and can't believe he failed.
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#20317 |
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Member [06%]
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^ wishes he had his own archnemesis
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#20318 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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worships the sand dollar
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#20319 |
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Member [06%]
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^ worships the euro, which is failing.
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#20320 |
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Core Member [298%]
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^ is so hairy that his leg hair tickles his nose when he's asleep.
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#20321 |
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Core Member [177%]
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^Is exceptionally ticklish.
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#20322 |
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Member [06%]
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^^ is unaware that as a machine (that is not a replicator), i do not have hair
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#20323 |
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Core Member [408%]
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^ Thinks he is a machine
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#20324 |
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Member [06%]
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^ uses his ears as satellite dishes
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#20325 |
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Core Member [1335%]
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wishes for ears
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