|
|
#7651 |
|
Member [41%]
|
Runover. watches primetime hospital shows for homework.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7652 |
|
Core Member [372%]
|
Bobert never wears pants while playing chess.
|
|
|
|
|
#7653 |
|
Member [41%]
|
runover does not shave her armpits.
|
|
|
|
|
#7654 |
|
Veteran Member [73%]
|
Bobert constantly wonders how much wood a woodchuck could chuck
|
|
|
|
|
#7655 |
|
Member [41%]
|
Brad can't figure out how I know there's a seafoam green watertower in his town.
|
|
|
|
|
#7656 |
|
Veteran Member [73%]
|
Boberts motto is "Shake it till you make it"
|
|
|
|
|
#7657 |
|
Member [41%]
|
Brad thinks stomping on sidewalk ants is good therapy.
|
|
|
|
|
#7658 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
Bobert dances naked for nickles down at Pier 1.
|
|
|
|
|
#7659 |
|
Member [41%]
|
(I've upped my fee.)
Synch.'s pipe indicates that he's compensating for something. |
|
|
|
|
#7660 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Bobert struts his goods on the catwalk at The Shelter.
|
|
|
|
|
#7661 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
gestalt once had an illicit love affair with George H W Bush.
|
|
|
|
|
#7662 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Sync once tried waxing his behind.
|
|
|
|
|
#7663 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
gestalt is afraid to have just one oreo because he knows he'll eat the whole box.
|
|
|
|
|
#7664 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Sync mean-mugged a small Mexican child who accidentally tripped on his foot at the library.
|
|
|
|
|
#7665 |
|
Member [41%]
|
Gestalt is stoned and forgot who he's talking about.
|
|
|
|
|
#7666 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
Bobert's keyboard is caked with powdered cheese from years of eating cheetos.
|
|
|
|
|
#7667 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Sync tweaks out on catnip.
|
|
|
|
|
#7668 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
(Too slow, 'stalt)
99% of gestalt's post count is from this thread alone. |
|
|
|
|
#7669 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Sync gets sweaty fingers every time he logs into INTJf.
|
|
|
|
|
#7670 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
gestalt's television receives only static, but he watches it anyway.
|
|
|
|
|
#7671 |
|
Member [41%]
|
gest gets sweaaty hands everytime he sees one of the girls' avatars.
|
|
|
|
|
#7672 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Bobert eats sushi off his wife's taut naked body with chopsticks and creamy-melt JIF.
|
|
|
|
|
#7673 |
|
Core Member [366%]
|
gestalt puts ice cubes down his trousers on hot days.
|
|
|
|
|
#7674 |
|
Member [41%]
|
I'll stop that rumor right now. I don't like sushi.
Gest once ordered out Chinese and got the special: Cream of sumyungguy (I can see that I'm too slow tonight. Must sleep.) |
|
|
|
|
#7675 |
|
Veteran Member [84%]
|
Bobert puts ice cubes in flaming shots of grain alcohol.
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|