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Core Member [174%]
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Wa-Man uses swine whiskers for floss.
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#6427 |
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Core Member [555%]
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loosefanbelt uses freon for douche.
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#6428 |
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Core Member [357%]
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Nikita once picked up a hitchhiking tranny cause her mechanic said she was about due for a new one.
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#6429 |
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Core Member [174%]
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People have reported seeing Wa-Man leaving the 99 Cent Store with nothing.
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#6430 |
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Core Member [555%]
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loosefanbelt's picture is posted in Dollar stores around the country as she is a known Dollar store klepto.
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#6431 |
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Core Member [174%]
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There was a saying in the old days: Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, Nikita warning.
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#6432 |
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Veteran Member [84%]
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Loosefanbelt eats fresh Spring strawberries. They're like little hearts.
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#6433 |
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Core Member [174%]
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Ummmm... okay....
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. gestalt does hippie flips... |
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#6434 |
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Veteran Member [84%]
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Loosefanbelt starts ants on fire with magnifying glasses.
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#6435 |
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Core Member [174%]
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gestalt has to bring his inhaler to camp. He gets winded looking at squirrels.
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loosefanbelt, on the other hand, is far more athletic and enjoys showing off her mad squirrel chasing skills. "Look mommy, I brought you a present!" she said the day she got back from camp.
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#6437 |
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Core Member [174%]
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Reganon always gets mistaken for a marmot at camp...
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#6438 |
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Member [10%]
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loosefanbelt sleptwalk to Wal Mart last night and purchased 23 packs of rat traps.
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#6439 |
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Core Member [174%]
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auriga vega works in the vermin section of WalMart & she sold them to me.
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#6440 |
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loosefanbelt talks in fake Romanian accent when meeting new people, so people would think her interesting.
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#6441 |
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Core Member [555%]
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auriga vega collects pregnant spiders. She likes to stomp on them and watch the wee ones scatter.
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#6442 |
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Core Member [174%]
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Nikita's real name is Betty Schpechinagle.
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#6443 |
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Core Member [555%]
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loosefanbelt is a Gumshoe. Her title derived from her love of chewing gum that she steps on.
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#6444 |
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Core Member [174%]
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Nikita is a fan of Regis Filman.
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#6445 |
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Core Member [555%]
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loosefanbelt fancies herself Catwoman. You should see her lick herself clean!
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#6446 |
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Veteran Member [84%]
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Nikita can lick her own nose.
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#6447 |
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Core Member [555%]
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gestalt can't. Yes, ladies, don't waste your time.
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#6448 |
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Veteran Member [79%]
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When Nikita says "lol" she is actually begging for lollipops (either that or Lolita- I'm not sure which)
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#6449 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Reganon despises laughter. She was that guy with the lollipops in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang who locked up children. Their misery spawned her laughter.
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#6450 |
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Veteran Member [84%]
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Nikita read "a tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth" and promptly fainted.
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