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Core Member [254%]
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Has the looks for radio.
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#37177 |
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Core Member [128%]
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^ so ugly, he visited a zoo and the heyinas all stopped laughing
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#37178 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ so ugly, he makes Right Guard turn left.
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#37179 |
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Core Member [128%]
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^ so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around his neck to get roaches to play with him
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#37180 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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#37181 |
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Core Member [254%]
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Doesn't know how to turn around, so he always has to call for help if he walks into a dead-end.
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#37182 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ keeps following the dangling carrot in front of him.
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#37183 |
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Core Member [254%]
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Mistakenly thinks that I'm a giant talking rabbit who is motivated by carrots.
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#37184 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Has been brainwashed by the mass media.
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#37185 |
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Core Member [1102%]
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^ is reading up on brainwashing tonight
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#37186 |
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Core Member [254%]
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Once tried hypnosis on her kids to get them to do their chores.
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#37187 |
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Core Member [1102%]
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^ bought a grandfather clock for the office in an attempt to hypnotize employees to make them more productive
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#37188 |
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Core Member [254%]
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Wears a hypnotic amulet and a low cut top in order to better convince police officers to let her off with a warning yet again.
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#37189 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ emulates Mr. T's attire, especially jewelry.
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#37190 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Currently being chased by police in a high-speed chase on the LA freeway.
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#37191 |
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Core Member [254%]
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Dreams of piloting a police or news helicopter for the sole purpose of being able to view such chases in person on a regular basis.
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#37192 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ Drives getaway cars.
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#37193 |
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Member [02%]
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^ Some say, he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic.
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#37194 |
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Core Member [139%]
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^ banned for transparency.
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#37195 |
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Member [02%]
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^ Wanted by the CIA and sleeps upside down like a bat.
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#37196 |
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Core Member [128%]
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^ has a REALLY dark sense of humor, oh! wait... this is the RUMORS thread, right...
^ constantly thinking about kittens and puppies and daffodils and rainbows |
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#37197 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Wants to make all rainbows one color.
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#37198 |
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Core Member [128%]
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^ busted out of prism
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#37199 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Has rose colored glasses on.
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#37200 |
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Core Member [128%]
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^ thinks my regular glasses are tinted and that everyone else is wearing them like him
(lamest rumor ever?) |
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