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Core Member [909%]
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^ carries a speed gun wherever she goes.
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#34352 |
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Core Member [424%]
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^usually high on speed by this time of the morning.
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#34353 |
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Core Member [909%]
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^ didn't brush her teeth this morning.
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#34354 |
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Veteran Member [56%]
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Buys Puperoni dog treats in quanity at Costco.
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#34355 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Sleeps in a Costco parking lot.
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#34356 |
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Member [37%]
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^ believes that Brazil is just a state of mind.
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#34357 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Wrote the Girl from Ipanema.
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#34358 |
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Member [37%]
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^ lives in Terra Phantasia.
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#34359 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Begs for change from Hollywood celebrities.
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#34360 |
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Member [37%]
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^ is long lost relative of James Dean.
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#34361 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ Likes to make out with the celebrity exhibits in Madame Tussaud's waxworks.
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#34362 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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^likes to make out with celery before dining.
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#34363 |
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Member [37%]
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^ lives in grave of a unsuccessful clown.
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#34364 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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^thought she was a movie star after making porn with mimes.
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#34365 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ Dispatched a troupe of circus clowns on a 911 call.
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#34366 |
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Member [20%]
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^Calls 911 for attention.
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#34367 |
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Member [37%]
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^ lives under a rock.
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#34368 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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(IronSulfide - you're on a tear with some great ones today!)
^took out huge insurance policies on several elderly people in a nursing home and then sent in a troupe of exotic dancers to incite heart attacks soas to collect on said insurance policies. |
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#34369 |
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Member [20%]
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^Plots the extermination of mankind because no one will befriend him.
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#34370 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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^lives under the cover of thousands of bees.
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#34371 |
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Member [37%]
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^ makes sense.
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#34372 |
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Member [20%]
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^Launders money in her free time.
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#34373 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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^prefers to bleach money.
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#34374 |
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Member [20%]
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^Is actually two beetles in a overcoat.
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#34375 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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^enjoys randomly flashing patients in hospital while they're anesthetized and only partially coherent.
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