[Moxiie]

^ requires that his friends call him "Monseigneur Big Poppa" when out in public

[jkatra]

^Lives with a drunk zebra and energetic walrus in an inner city apartment.

[Moxiie]

^ sells chocolate covered espresso beans to mellow sea mammals as a side career

[jkatra]

^Fighting a bitter, prolonged battle against the hedgehogs.

[GenessorDios]

^'s alter ego is Nineface. It's kind of like Twoface except he does a sudoku puzzle every time and if he completes it, his victim dies. His henchmen go through an average of three novels a week.

[jkatra]

^Thinks dessert and desert are the same thing.

[GenessorDios]

^ needs the help of a head-mounted hydraulic system of tiny mechanical arms linked to a control system to smile. A malfunction once led to the inspiration of The Joker.

[jkatra]

^Still undecided about his college major at age 87.

[GenessorDios]

^'s axillary thread count is 1700.

[thebrainpolice]

Trains six hours a day, in hopes of becoming the worlds greatest professional beer pong player.

[Espadrille]

^doesn't have a pot to piss in.

[venuspop]

... because ^ kept that pot under her bed.

[jkatra]

^Required to entertain us.

[gracious]

^ Asked for my paypal account so he could pay me a tip.

[Espadrille]

^Never tips.

[thebrainpolice]

Goes grocery shopping with counterfeit food stamps.

[gracious]

Buys his groceries with pennies.

[thebrainpolice]

Saves all of her pennies and puts them in a kiddie pool so she can swim in them and pretend to be Scrooge McDuck.

[gracious]

^ Painted himself with copper paint and hid in my pool.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Steals copper wire out of abandoned houses.

[Sprelious]

^ Steals copper wire out of inhabited houses.

[jkatra]

^Thinks that the drink Snapple has snapping things in it.

[Sprelious]

^ Aligned his house with the compass points so the Winter solstice would cast the shadow of a serpent on his lawn.

[jkatra]

^Can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

[Sprelious]

^ Sings for his supper.