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^ Lives in a ship bottle.
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Core Member [208%]
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^has been known on occasion to play one on tv
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#32728 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ has fallen and can't get up.
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#32729 |
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Core Member [208%]
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^ sometimes when he's home alone he will do his very best impersonation of a snake writhe for his pets
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#32730 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Is trying to defeat all the evil pelicans of the world, but is not successful.
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#32731 |
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Core Member [424%]
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^would rather be a beetle.
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#32732 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Pays $5,000 monthly rent for a heavily used cardboard box.
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#32733 |
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Member [18%]
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^ refuses to believe anything he doesn't smell
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#32734 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Juggles cobras.
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#32735 |
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Core Member [118%]
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^ is a porn actor, dressed as octopus...
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#32736 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Totally out of control.
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#32737 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ Plays Power Forward for the Mavericks.
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#32738 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ has a picture from the 3rd grade in a cowboy getup, riding a kimono dragon
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#32739 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ I heard from GD that YOU were the hummer around here.
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#32740 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^ Wears a Metallica t-shirt to work everyday.
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#32741 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^Has been spying again.
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#32742 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^ Thoroughly inspects his car every day to check for listening devices planted by the government.
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#32743 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ Wears Aluminum Foil on his head to protect against alien mind probes.
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#32744 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Has a contract with aliens to create shipments of mind probes from his warehouse in Delaware.
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#32745 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ Brings in truckloads of Mexicans every Friday night.
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#32746 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Time traveler from the mid 57th century and went back in time to learn English.
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#32747 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ in honor of his Scotish heritage he wears a Kilt when he's on the computer.
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#32748 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Makes passionate public speeches about the necessity of eating licorice.
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#32749 |
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Core Member [603%]
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^ Put a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.
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#32750 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Calls himself a mechanical engineer because he can make toast.
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