[GenessorDios]

^'s sword is for when she feels the concavity between her toes is insufficient.

[EmmaKynikos]

is a failed comedy writer

[GenessorDios]

^ has long aliased herself as a lesser-known cherub named Cluepid, whose job it is to reveal secret loves to the ignorant.

[IronSulfide]

^ believes God is a robot.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Believes Eric Clapton is God.

[venuspop]

^ thinks that GD = Good Dog.

[Gerard91]

^^ ALWAYS wears a suit, even when he takes a shower or sleeps.

^ watches every movie 10 times in a row, to remember the little details...

[venuspop]

^ records all conversation so that ^ can mull over it.

[GenessorDios]

In an effort to be efficient, ^ spends half an hour every night threading a long piece of floss between all her teeth, before pulling it through in one smooth motion.

[discontinuous]

^ Eats ice cream on the couch naked every night, crying his way through Mel Gibson movies from inside a fanatic emporium.

[Espadrille]

^can't afford to buy ice cream.

[discontinuous]

^can smell your sneakers from here

[Espadrille]

My mother can smell ^'s toes from there.

[discontinuous]

^ Your mom likes to smell her hands after she comes over to give me a foot rub.

[Espadrille]

^can only count up to 100.

[discontinuous]

^Slows down her mental addition time by keeping track of ridiculously long numbers rather than keeping counters after a set amount.

[Espadrille]

^eats gerbils.

[Fujimoto]

^ licks dinner plates clean and puts them back in the cupboard.

[discontinuous]

^ Tries to grow rabbits from poop inside a moist napkin.

[IronSulfide]

^ Lives in a honeycomb.

[discontinuous]

^ Smokes near honeycombs just to look more badass.

[Gerard91]

^ has 12 legs

[jkatra]

^Not allowed to come back home for at least 3 years.

[Dysthe]

^ Shoes are cobbled together by elves

[reiven]

^ has never been more than 12 miles from birthplace.