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^Thinks that the chicken crossed the road to consult with his investment advisor.
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Member [18%]
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^ Swims the dog-paddle upside down.
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#32503 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ brushes her teeth with steel wool.
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Member [40%]
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^Doesn't wash hands after going to the bathroom.
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Core Member [710%]
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^Thinks there is a bath in all bathrooms.
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^Thinks the only bathrooms that exist are Porta-Potties.
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#32507 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Gives IQ tests to smartphones.
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#32508 |
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Member [40%]
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^Has a literal [HIDE="mole"]
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#32509 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ tattooed (6.022 × 10^23) on his back
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#32510 |
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Member [40%]
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^Is gender-confused
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Core Member [710%]
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^Found a statistical relationship between the global consumption of cranberry juice and the number of times people have seen the Lord of the Rings movies.
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Member [40%]
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^ Saw Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill, then promptly went on a shooting rampage, killing dozens.
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#32513 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^wished she could get smothered by anime breasts.
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#32514 |
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Member [40%]
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^wished s/he could get smothered by ANY breasts.
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#32515 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^wished she had perky C cup breasts like me. It's all about exercising the chest muscles, hun.
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#32516 |
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Member [40%]
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^Was on her way to the grocery store and ended up in China.
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#32517 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^wanted to be Homecoming queen, but no one voted for her.
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#32518 |
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Member [40%]
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^Wanted to be homecoming queen, but everyone voted for the janitor.
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#32519 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^is a little angry these days. Her bf stood her up, again.
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#32520 |
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Member [40%]
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^Suffered horrible trauma when a serial killer killed her boyfriend while they were lost in the woods, and has since been consistently unaware of how little interest those around her have in romance and socializing.
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#32521 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^was apparently not stood up, but dumped by her bf.
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#32522 |
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Member [40%]
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^Was abandoned on pedophile's doorstep as a child.
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#32523 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ could not spell her own name until 7th grade.
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#32524 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ can only do math with the assistance of an abacus.
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#32525 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^can't count to 10.
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