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wished he knew why i was tipping the delivery guy $250
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#32427 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Likes to order pizzas with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, and sexual intercourse.
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#32428 |
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Core Member [136%]
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wishes he could afford a video camera
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#32429 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ has a whole film crew
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#32430 |
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Core Member [136%]
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won best supporting actor at cannes
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#32431 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Doesn't understand how the pictures move on the silver screen.
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#32432 |
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Core Member [136%]
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wept at the premiere of "when harry met sally"
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#32433 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ thought kramer vs kramer was another cheers spinoff
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#32434 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Believes that watching Star Trek episodes should replace all formal education.
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#32435 |
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Core Member [136%]
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formal education ended after watching 'mary poppins'
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#32436 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ must be a cop.
that is the only possible explanation for the uniforms, handcuffs and assorted clubs in the trunk of her crown vic. |
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#32437 |
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Core Member [136%]
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wishes he had the junk in my trunk
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#32438 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ lip-synchs whenever she hears a joan jett song, and can sweat on command.
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#32439 |
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Core Member [136%]
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picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
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#32440 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ has been in a turkish prison, but never seen a grown man naked.
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#32441 |
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Core Member [233%]
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^believes streaking is good for the soul.
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#32442 |
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Core Member [136%]
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uses alcohol tainted vomit to wash his dishes.
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#32443 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Created a mathematical algorithm to predict the type of porn people will watch.
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#32444 |
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Core Member [136%]
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doesn't know he's been watching my porn production for ages.
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#32445 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Today's to-do list consists of skateboarding, staring blankly into space, and smashing dishs.
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#32446 |
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Core Member [136%]
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gets aroused reading my to-do lists
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#32447 |
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Core Member [708%]
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^Gets aroused when within 1,000 miles of anything that slightly vibrates, moves, or has a mental intention of sometime moving within the next 3 years.
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#32448 |
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Core Member [136%]
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really needs to stop reading my emails to his mother
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#32449 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^ Thinks "fine dining" means SPAM and macaroni and cheese.
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#32450 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ now has an emmaK pinup in his locker
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