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Core Member [710%]
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^Is nice once you get to know him, but no one gets to know him.
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#32377 |
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Member [49%]
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^Goldfish molester.
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#32378 |
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Member [18%]
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^ Secretly lives in a ship bottle.
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#32379 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Thinks there are important lessons to learn from the old TV show "Three's Company".
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#32380 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ watches Sesame Street reruns on YouTube.
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#32381 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Voted for Big Bird in the last presidential election.
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#32382 |
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Core Member [118%]
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^ is actually ^^'s mother.
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Member [18%]
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^ is actually ^^'s father.
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#32384 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Will not be joining us this evening due to easily forseeable circumstances.
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#32385 |
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Core Member [212%]
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^ Pours copious amounts of salt on everything he eats.
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#32386 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ has a hair on a wart on a mole.
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#32387 |
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Core Member [212%]
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^ Hasn't had a haircut since the 3rd grade so he could emulate his idol "cousin it."
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#32388 |
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Core Member [341%]
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^ Has always had a thing for Morticia Addams.
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#32389 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Attracted to skunks.
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#32390 |
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Core Member [341%]
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^ Tries to create his dream woman a la Weird Science.
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#32391 |
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Member [18%]
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^ Couldn't finish her drink, couldn't lift a cat, and was beat down by a little old lady. Does not wield a hammer.
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#32392 |
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Core Member [341%]
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^ Does not like them in a house. Does not like them with a mouse. Does not like them here or there. Does not like them anywhere.
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#32393 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Has written the weight loss book "The Fat in the Cat".
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#32394 |
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Core Member [341%]
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^ Lost 2 fingers trying to dress a Fox in Socks.
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#32395 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ saw "green" eggs and ham in her refrigerator, ate them on a dare.
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#32396 |
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Core Member [710%]
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^Dropped out of a nuclear physics Ph.D. program to write books about houses and mouses.
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#32397 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ hopped on Pop.
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#32398 |
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Member [39%]
MBTI: INTx
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,572
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^ is passing out a petition so children's books have more erotic titles
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#32399 |
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Member [49%]
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^Makes out with the reflection in the mirror.
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#32400 |
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Core Member [608%]
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^ Was in K-Mart and a Blue Light Special was announced. Upon seeing the Blue Light ^ ran screaming out of the store.
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