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Core Member [709%]
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^Reads hearts.
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Core Member [341%]
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^ Thinks brainwashing can happen in the shower.
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#32003 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Held a press conference in the shower.
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#32004 |
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Veteran Member [90%]
MBTI: ISFJ
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 3,635
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^only takes sponge baths from his kitchen sink
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#32005 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Runs a business that has a monopoly on water.
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#32006 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^ Throws tantrums if he doesn't get to use the race car when he plays Monopoly.
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#32007 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Believes that panda bears are secretly plotting to take over all grocery stores.
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#32008 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ advocates for the interest of gymnasts... a contortion consortium of sorts.
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#32009 |
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Core Member [298%]
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^ always wondered why kryptonite wasn't banned at supermarkets.
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#32010 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ voted for George McGovern for president...
he's even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage (he ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask his wife) |
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#32011 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Wants to give turtles the right to vote.
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#32012 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ blushes and giggles when he hears someone say "tit"
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#32013 |
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Core Member [605%]
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^ has never seen a tit.
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#32014 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^was suckled till age 4.
(and has also never seen a tit) |
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#32015 |
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Core Member [298%]
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You can always tell when ^ is lying because he will douse his pants with water beforehand.
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#32016 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ calles his inflatable an 'action figure'
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#32017 |
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Member [37%]
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^ does nothing for a living.
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#32018 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^plans to invade latvia
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#32019 |
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Member [37%]
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^ consider himself as next Napoleon.
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#32020 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ wants to meet me at elba
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#32021 |
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Member [37%]
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^ would pay money to meet me.
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#32022 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ says it's not prostitution if i use a credit card
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#32023 |
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Member [37%]
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^ buys food from prostitutes.
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#32024 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ only drinks whole milk so that no one confuses her for a one percenter
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#32025 |
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Member [37%]
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^ drinks nothing but milk.
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