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Core Member [709%]
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^Is Toto from the Wizard of Oz.
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#31802 |
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Core Member [605%]
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^ Is Little Red Riding Hood
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#31803 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Did not get the audition for Popeye in the school play.
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#31804 |
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Core Member [605%]
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^ Made 137 consecutive strikes, unfortunately he was playing baseball.
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#31805 |
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Core Member [908%]
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^ cried "Checkmate" at every street corner.
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#31806 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Only uses pencils instead of pens if it's a life or death situation.
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#31807 |
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Core Member [908%]
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^ is convinced that the trees are whispering about him.
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#31808 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Has a mortgage on a treehouse.
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#31809 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^ was once arrested for trying to build a treehouse on the White House lawn
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#31810 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Rents the basement in the White House as an art studio.
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#31811 |
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Member [17%]
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^ Rents basements to use as torture studios
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#31812 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Just needs 5 minutes alone with you to straighten everything out.
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#31813 |
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Core Member [908%]
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^ straightened out ^^ so much there are no longer any curls in those pink hair.
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#31814 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^^once gave self concussion trying to squeeze head through jail cell bars
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#31815 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Invented paradoxes.
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#31816 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^ on at least two occasions has been arrested for for illegally attempting to change the expiration date on milk cartons and yogurt
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#31817 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^ Drank milk that was three months past the expiration date on a dare.
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#31818 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^^ had a big zit on her cheek in the 8th grade. she hid it with a huge, gaudy eye patch for three weeks, telling everyone she had punctured her retina in a bizarre gardening accident.
^ tried to put a playing card in the spokes of his Big Wheel. well, big wheels don't have spokes, so the sound was more like "sssssssssssssssssss" |
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#31819 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^ is known in his neighborhood as "the guy who rollerskates in circles with nothing but that unicorn costume on"
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#31820 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ thought she was clever enough to wrap christmas presents tied up with bailing twine instead of ribbon, to create a fad.
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#31821 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^ once when convinced he was trapped by his comforter in bed, tried to chew his way out
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#31822 |
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Core Member [709%]
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^Tries to dodge snowflakes.
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#31823 |
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Core Member [577%]
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^ believes the government is trying for mind control through M&M's.
so, to reduce the risk, he throws out every third candy. |
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#31824 |
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Core Member [211%]
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^^ Does dodge jury duty.
^ Refuses to eat brown M&Ms for religious reasons. |
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#31825 |
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Core Member [209%]
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^ fervently believes that if he wears mismatched shoes on the wrong feet that he won't be chosen for jury duty
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