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Core Member [342%]
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^ My #1 customer.
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Core Member [216%]
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^ Walmart's #1 customer.
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#30353 |
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Core Member [342%]
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^ Banned from Target stores worldwide following "the incident".
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Core Member [216%]
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^ Rides the mechanical horse outside of Walgreen's .
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#30355 |
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Core Member [342%]
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^ Enjoys the show.
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#30356 |
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Core Member [216%]
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^ Lives in an igloo.
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#30357 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Has done numerous unmentionable things.
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#30358 |
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Core Member [342%]
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^ Just the one unmentionable thing, but it was a doozy.
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#30359 |
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Core Member [216%]
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^ Knows all the unmentionable secrets of the Necronomicon.
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#30360 |
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Core Member [342%]
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^ Posts "nom nom" in all the blogs and considers that a significant contribution.
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#30361 |
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Core Member [216%]
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^ Wants the cookies in the blogs to go to waste.
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#30362 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Wants you to come to the dark side because they have cookies.
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#30363 |
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Core Member [579%]
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^ prefers eating the beans, and therefor failed one accounting course after another.
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#30364 |
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Core Member [928%]
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^ is the celebrity accountant who handled Oprah's affairs.
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#30365 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ Doesn't know a debit from a credit.
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#30366 |
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Core Member [928%]
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^ thinks that assets are the excesses from liabilities.
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#30367 |
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Veteran Member [92%]
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^ Sink tanks.
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#30368 |
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Core Member [928%]
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^ bites dentists.
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#30369 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Is a mild-mannered tax attorney in White Plains, New York.
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#30370 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ is Mitt Romney's corrupt tax accountant.
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#30371 |
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Core Member [216%]
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^ is one of Newt Gingrich's mistresses.
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#30372 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ is one of Mitt Romney's secret wives.
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#30373 |
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Core Member [216%]
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^ wears Mormon magic underwear.
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#30374 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ wore a mitre to last year's Halloween party.
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#30375 |
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Veteran Member [92%]
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^^ Was caught coughing in a comfy coffin
^ Licks the mystical lingam since immemorial times |
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