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Core Member [613%]
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^ Is the bartender at the lounge
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Core Member [579%]
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^ placed a restraining order against his high school economics teacher.
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Core Member [298%]
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A bottle made out of ^'s skin and filled with ^'s blood would so hit the spot right now.
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Has an IQ of 381
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#30055 |
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Core Member [579%]
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^ has two index fingers on his left hand.
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Core Member [102%]
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^ does not have opposable thumbs.
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Core Member [579%]
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^ wears a shirt with an obvious blood stain when checking into motels.
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Core Member [102%]
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^ uses the complimentary hotel linens as a substitute for toilet paper.
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#30059 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Not cool.
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#30060 |
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Core Member [102%]
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^ Too cool for school.
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#30061 |
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Too hot for his shirt
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#30062 |
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Core Member [723%]
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^Denied service due to lack of shirt.
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Core Member [928%]
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^ denied service due to lack of pants. It's not cool to show up in your underwear, man.
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#30064 |
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Denied service for forgetting to bring money.
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Core Member [928%]
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On some mornings, ^ forgets to brush his teeth.
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#30066 |
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Core Member [579%]
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^ is often called DrPop by close friends
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#30067 |
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Core Member [928%]
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^ idolizes Dolly Parton.
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#30068 |
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Idolizes Simon
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#30069 |
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Core Member [579%]
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^ still confuses iggy pop with izzy stardust
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Confuses everything with Izzy's Cheesecake
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Core Member [102%]
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^ Confuses cheesecake with head cheese.
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Confuses Head Cheese with Toe Cheese.
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Core Member [928%]
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^ loves cheese because he used to be a male model for a high profile lady's naughty magazine.
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Core Member [613%]
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^ Bought several thousand copies of that issue.
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Core Member [579%]
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^ can draw (from memory) the eyelash and eyebrow shape and texture of every person he's met since grade school.
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