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#2751 |
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Member [41%]
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Rara avis has 16 kids out of wedlock.
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#2752 |
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Veteran Member [79%]
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Dandylion is the youngest of the sixteen
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#2753 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Reganon is dandylion's Aunt Sister.
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#2754 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Nikita is Reganon's great great great great great great grandfather.
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#2755 |
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Core Member [163%]
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and Zzyber is Old Man Nikita's indentured servant.
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#2756 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Rara Avis reads us all bed time stories and tucks us in because she cannot sleep unless she knows all her children are snug in their beds.
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#2757 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Zzyber likes to short sheet the other childrens bed just to hear them cry.
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#2758 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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ClydeB is complaining because I continuously do it to his and he never figures it out until he tries to get in.
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#2759 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Zzyber always falls for the saran wrap over the toilet gag...wait, that explains the smell!
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#2760 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Nikita likes to drink all but the last ounce of the Listerine in the house. So she can get a cheap buzz, have minty fresh breath, and blame someone else for using the last of it.
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#2761 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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But it's funny because I always use Nikita's toothbrush to clean said toilet so
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#2762 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Zzyber like to pee into the sink while he's rinsing out his toothbrush. It makes pretty colors with the toothpaste swirling around.
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#2763 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Clyde likes to drink Tilex.
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#2764 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Zzyber likes to put things down the kitchen sink just to watch the
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#2765 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Clyde has far too much time on his hands if he can find things such as the insinkerator. Although I would like to see that puppy tackle a pineapple..heh.
Nikita isn't just PM'ing she is cybering with somebody and that's why we are waiting so long. |
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#2766 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Zzyber likes to put on his wizard cloak and view what other people are doing through his crystal ball. Only it's really his bathrobe and a Christmas snow globe.
Look! Its snowing at Nikitas house again. I knew it! |
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#2767 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Clyde just get jealous of all my super sweet hoodies cause he want's to use them to look like a Jedi.
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#2768 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Zzyber likes to shoot it up at the ceiling so he can snow on himself.
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#2769 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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But Nikita likes to catch it on her tongue.
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#2770 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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Looks like Nikita's back to polish Zzybers gun.
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#2771 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Clyde flosses his teeth with his armpit hair.
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#2772 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Nikita always seems to have little hairs on her tongue.
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#2773 |
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Veteran Member [83%]
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I hear Zzyber likes to project his self abuse fantasies on to innocent people in other threads.
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#2774 |
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Core Member [555%]
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Clyde got a tear tattoo on his face in prison after his boyfriend, Big Buff, was executed.
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#2775 |
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Veteran Member [70%]
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Clyde works at the sewage facility because he likes the smell.
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