Get a gift from the Bear - Page 4

**PurpleGiraffe** · 12-21-2012, 07:47 PM

Dear Artio,

May this purple giraffe please have a nice girl for a cuddle on this cold, cold winter evening?
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Thank you!

PG

**Artio** · 12-22-2012, 01:03 AM

	Originally Posted by The Frozen One To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I would most certainly like a gift from you! But only if you accept my gift to you.

Holy Italian pasta product, that is one beautiful Steinway. Definitely accepted, TFO. Thank you.
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I give you extra brain to share. Not that you need any yourself, but for those with whom you have to deal with.

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	Ah I like this thread I want a treasure item related to the seas.

Cool, I'm happy.

You get your own vessel to explore the depths. It handles pressure even in Mariana Trench.

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You might also need
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. May winds be with you, A.

	Originally Posted by PurpleGiraffe To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Dear Artio, May this purple giraffe please have a nice girl for a cuddle on this cold, cold winter evening? Thank you! PG

Not-so-dear-yet-PurpleGiraffe-but-I'm-sure-I'd-learn-to-like-you-if-we-interacted-more-on-the-forum,

yes you may, I'm just afraid I'm not the one who can arrange it for you.

But while you ponder how to make it happen, let me give you some warmth and cuddly comfort.

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**zibber** · 12-22-2012, 03:19 AM

Oh, yeah. I need a crocheted beard, like, yesterday.

**Artio** · 12-22-2012, 03:55 AM

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	Oh, yeah. I need a crocheted beard, like, yesterday.

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**Reginald X** · 12-22-2012, 10:44 AM

Looks like a convenient place to offload this bear hug. Never mind the interloper in the reflection...

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**Artio** · 12-22-2012, 12:22 PM

	Originally Posted by Reginald X To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Looks like a convenient place to offload this bear hug. Never mind the interloper in the reflection... ( Show Spoiler ) To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Thank you, Reginald X. What a lovely window.

I know nothing about you, but in case you like winter fun, here's something for you. You may call it Rosebud.

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IotaNull · 12-22-2012, 12:42 PM

Surprise me.

And I'd like to give the forum a collective
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. Because that video needs to be shared more.

**Artio** · 12-22-2012, 12:49 PM

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	Surprise me. And I'd like to give the forum a collective To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Because that video needs to be shared more.

Thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed my boot.

I give you three wishes. They are INTJ scheme proof, so no tricks, no extra wishes, no avoiding consequences, no leaving them unused. Use them wisely - the world is the mollusc of your choice, Iota.

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**ModernLit** · 12-22-2012, 01:02 PM

i would like some sort of gluten free deliciousness to indulge in on a cold winter's day... also something cuddly (not feline--would sneeze and die). thank yee!

**Artio** · 12-22-2012, 01:34 PM

	Originally Posted by ModernLit To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	i would like some sort of gluten free deliciousness to indulge in on a cold winter's day... also something cuddly (not feline--would sneeze and die). thank yee!

I'd like you to
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. Just tell her that Artio sent you.

Also, Jeero is a friend of mine. He likes cuddling. So, do you think you could have some cuddling chemistry between you two?

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**Cocolata** · 12-22-2012, 09:58 PM

The gift of foresight, please.

**Monte314** · 12-22-2012, 10:21 PM

I'd like a mound of cheese-a-licious Cheese stuffed Cheese in melty Cheese Sauce, topped with grated Cheese, and garnished with Cheese-coated Cheese wedges served on Cheese.

But, like, no dairy products: they give me the bloat.

**Artio** · 12-24-2012, 09:26 AM

	Originally Posted by Cocolata To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	The gift of foresight, please.

Cocolata, you are an INTJ - what do you need from me, really?

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	Originally Posted by Monte314 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'd like a mound of cheese-a-licious Cheese stuffed Cheese in melty Cheese Sauce, topped with grated Cheese, and garnished with Cheese-coated Cheese wedges served on Cheese. But, like, no dairy products: they give me the bloat.

Sure, Monte.
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**deconspire** · 12-25-2012, 04:27 AM

	Originally Posted by Artio To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	That would be such a good trade as she... I... we are quite a tank too, and I definitely support making love rather than making war, but unfortunately she... I... dammit... we can't be owned. Would new speedos make you happy, dear d?

Well, I was thinking like, a plush toy Beartio™, but I appreciate your, er, ya know, ummm, yeah...

The problem with Speedos is they don't have enough carry room for all the dollar bills, but I appreciate the thought.
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**Cocolata** · 12-25-2012, 07:35 PM

Well, gee, thanks for those strawberries Artio!

**HackerX** · 12-26-2012, 05:15 PM

I am about to paint the walls of my house and I'll need a bucket of love with which to (re-)decorate with. The messier the better. Could you oblige Miss Artio?

**Artio** · 12-28-2012, 02:00 AM

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	Well, I was thinking like, a plush toy Beartio™, but I appreciate your, er, ya know, ummm, yeah... The problem with Speedos is they don't have enough carry room for all the dollar bills, but I appreciate the thought. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

A plush toy Beartio - they haven't even started producing my own little action figures.
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I give you Speedos and a sack.

	Originally Posted by Cocolata To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Well, gee, thanks for those strawberries Artio!

Anytime. Strawberries are good for you, chocolate even better.

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	I am about to paint the walls of my house and I'll need a bucket of love with which to (re-)decorate with. The messier the better. Could you oblige Miss Artio?

What is this love thing you are talking about? This is the messiest love I know, all in a bucket. Maybe it gives you what you need to get all that painting done.

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**HackerX** · 12-28-2012, 02:07 AM

I am the cookie monster. It is perfect.

**deconspire** · 12-28-2012, 04:24 PM

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What is the sack for?

**Artio** · 02-22-2013, 01:30 AM

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How did you sneak in here without waking me up? It is for monies, you silly.

**deconspire** · 02-24-2013, 09:29 PM

	Originally Posted by Artio To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	How did you sneak in here without waking me up?

speedos are pretty stealthy, ya know
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	It is for monies, you silly.

cause the speedos don't hold enough right? this is like, a year old joke but it was such a good one that I hope I can someday have higher aspirations. prolly not.
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12-21-2012, 07:47 PM	#76
PurpleGiraffe Member [33%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,345	Dear Artio, May this purple giraffe please have a nice girl for a cuddle on this cold, cold winter evening? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Thank you! PG
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12-22-2012, 03:19 AM	#78
zibber Core Member [407%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16,291	Oh, yeah. I need a crocheted beard, like, yesterday.
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12-22-2012, 10:44 AM	#80
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IotaNull Core Member [229%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,192	Surprise me. And I'd like to give the forum a collective To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Because that video needs to be shared more.
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12-22-2012, 01:02 PM	#84
ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	i would like some sort of gluten free deliciousness to indulge in on a cold winter's day... also something cuddly (not feline--would sneeze and die). thank yee!
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Monte314 Core Member [407%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,318	I'd like a mound of cheese-a-licious Cheese stuffed Cheese in melty Cheese Sauce, topped with grated Cheese, and garnished with Cheese-coated Cheese wedges served on Cheese. But, like, no dairy products: they give me the bloat.
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12-25-2012, 07:35 PM	#90
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12-26-2012, 05:15 PM	#91
HackerX Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,667	I am about to paint the walls of my house and I'll need a bucket of love with which to (re-)decorate with. The messier the better. Could you oblige Miss Artio?
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