[zeroemission]

having a lot of fun in the more humorous game threads like banned & rumours, but how about a thread that's entirely about comedy and more competitive. heck, forethose of you that know all the other 15 personality types, you could even do "your momma's so ENFJ..." or whatever jokes.

just do originals huh? i think we can keep this on the honor system and not look for obscure stuff like "your momma's so ugly she used to have to trick or treat over the phone". i have faith that a lot of you INTJs have been wanting to snap like forever. i hope it goes without saying there's no need to make it a racial thing and if this topic proves sensitive to any members shut it down yesterday.

let the games begin and may the laughter begin.

i'll start with a basic classic category and skip on the obvious fat category. if everyone thinks it's fun, we can even start passing categories the original poster chooses for the next person 2 jokes at a time call and response style. just post whatever to start though and we'll see if it catches on, fizzles, or gets flashing magenta flagged or "un-cooled" by the higher powers.

UGLY?
Your momma's so fugly she went to the zoo and the heyinas stopped laughing

[venuspop]

Your momma's so big she blocked out the sun.

[zeroemission]

oh, so we're on fat already?

your momma's so fat, whenever she moons someone, NASA launches a rocket

[CrudeHypothesis]

Yo mamma so fat, when she goes to the beach she gets all the tan.

[zeroemission]

yeah? well YOUR momma's so fat she got a lower back tatt and by the time it was finished, it was in chinese

[Shahira]

Your momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

[zeroemission]

well your momma's so fat she needs change for 3 tollbooths just to scratch her back

[themuzicman]

(Just a note on "yo mama" jokes... They don't work on your siblings and your kids....)

You mama's so fat, She's registered with the USGS to distinguish her movements from small earthquakes.. (OK, nerd mama joke...)

[Samoan Corleone]

Your momma's so fat she was baptised at Sea World.

[Saggita]

You momma is so fat she has gravity force on Earth.

Or

She is so fat the moon orbits around her.

[mcantrim]

Your mama is so fat, when she sits down she sits next to EVERYONE.

[venuspop]

Your momma's so thin that if she goes any thinner she'll disappear.

[themuzicman]

(The classic: Your mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.)

[zeroemission]

yes, that IS a highly original "your momma joke", never hear one like it ever.

your momma's so fat she models roofing shingles

but, and i'm not sayin' your mom has a big butt that's opening up a sub-division between downtown and farmland,
your step-momma is so skinny, she said "does this strand of spaghetti on my plate make me look fat?"

AND, because i'm feeling extra cranky today:
Your momma's so MEAN she named her pet honey badger "babysitter"

[Faux hawk]

Your momma's so mean she eats snakes. O.o

[zeroemission]

your momma's so mean, she stalks loggers in the wild naked

MY momma's so mean, zombies pop out of the ground just to get the eff away from her