Never Ending Story - Page 113

**IronSulfide** · 08-21-2012, 03:29 PM

Sally was confronted by Morpheus, who informed her that her tedious and melancholic existence was nothing more than a dream world, and offered her a choice between the blue pill (eternal slumber) and the red pill (troubled awakening). He prudently omitted option #3, which was...

**Simurgh** · 08-21-2012, 04:37 PM

a selection of jellybelly. Since neither one of those pills did any of the things they promised Morpheus decided that the select few who were not taken in by the red/blue hype should at least get something decent tasting. He wanted Sally to face the reality of her sordid existence as a…

**venuspop** · 08-21-2012, 09:06 PM

fleeting dream without the benefit of surrealism. Sally was torn between the blue pill and the red for those were not her favorite color which was ...

**IronSulfide** · 08-22-2012, 09:59 AM

black, but sadly that pill would only get her a mind-bending kung-fu ass-kicking. She settled grudgingly on the red pill, but found upon taking it that Morpheus had lied about...

**Simurgh** · 08-22-2012, 05:32 PM

the way it would work. The little red pill tasted of all things decayed and putrid—making her gag and eventually she had to purge everything that had remained in her stomach from her scrumptious breakfast. Just thinking about the delectable morsels of…

**IronSulfide** · 08-22-2012, 06:03 PM

scorpion infuriated her. Then she realized that she never ate scorpion for breakfast, nor did anyone else. In point of fact she hated scorpions. The walls of the room suddenly warped into odd sharp angles and Sally felt...

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-22-2012, 09:06 PM

disoriented and passed out. Upon waking she realized that she was drugged and everything that had previously happened was an allusion. She opened the front door of the house she was in and saw...

**venuspop** · 08-23-2012, 02:03 AM

the Grim Reaper who tapped her head with his trident and in an instant, everything disappeared with her. Meanwhile poor Morpheus was ...

**IronSulfide** · 08-23-2012, 09:47 AM

busy trying to teach Neo how to dodge bullets, without much success. Fed up with his dim-witted student, Morpheus decided to upload a new program involving...

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-23-2012, 11:29 AM

ballet. Morpheus realized Neo had to work on his flexibility and wasn't agile enough to dodge bullets. Neo...

**IronSulfide** · 08-23-2012, 02:18 PM

did not much appreciate his frilly ballet uniform, nor the indignity of playing Juliet to Morpheus' Romeo. Fortunately, an Agent broke up this rather embarrasing lesson by passing through a wall and...

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-23-2012, 02:59 PM

challenged Neo to a Ballet match. Morpheus held Neo back and whispered...

**Simurgh** · 08-23-2012, 06:06 PM

those agents cannot do pirouettes to save their lives. Do a few and then take a bow. While they try to copy you and are falling all over themselves, you can then…

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-23-2012, 07:47 PM

move on to something more exotic, salsa maybe? Morpheus knew if Neo could salsa dance with Trinity, that Neo was...

**venuspop** · 08-23-2012, 09:12 PM

the One. There was only one The One so Morpheus ...

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-23-2012, 09:20 PM

couldn't have that. Nope, Morpheus had been in love with Trinity forever. He was conflicted about...

**venuspop** · 08-23-2012, 09:23 PM

the status quo so he thought of an evil plan to sabotage The One into The Wimp. For starters, he pumped Neo with ...

**FreethinkerENTJ** · 08-23-2012, 09:25 PM

heavy doses of estrogen in his sleep. Afterwards, instead of teaching him the dance of love he decided to teach him...

**venuspop** · 08-23-2012, 09:52 PM

the Rain Dance which was a very bad idea since, well - let's just say it was a very bad idea and leave it at that. If there's one thing that Trinity hated with all her guts, bowels and other entrails, it's ...

**Sprelious** · 08-24-2012, 01:54 AM

Sponaneous Human Combustion realizing this had nothing to do with anything, she took a handful of Red and Blue pills. The results were ...

**venuspop** · 08-24-2012, 05:28 AM

devastatingly dramatic as a team of topnotch microbiologist had to be summoned in consultation with a parliament of owlish geologists to determine ~~who~~ what truly happened to her. All affected personnel were required to swallow anti-nauseous pills before they were herded into the Matrix where ...

**Simurgh** · 08-24-2012, 07:08 PM

lunch was served in their honor. Yet, the combination of pills—in all reality, they were just sugar pills anyhow. People who reacted in any way to them were considered mentally unstable and extremely suggestible. Hence, they were being herded off into an ante-room to be confronted by insurance and car salesmen.

In the meantime,…

**IronSulfide** · 08-24-2012, 07:17 PM

Continental Europe collapsed in on itself, driving the world into a state of violent anarchy in which the only acceptable currency was...

**venuspop** · 08-24-2012, 10:13 PM

chocolate coins. Angela Merkel who made her poundage from said currency was always seen clasping a handful when she attended ...

**zeroemission** · 08-25-2012, 04:54 AM

class as she'd got caught eating candy in front of the class one too many times and now was resigned to having to share whenever her cravings became unbearable. it was she discovered that she was also naked for some reason that she woke up yelling...

08-21-2012, 03:29 PM	#2801
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Sally was confronted by Morpheus, who informed her that her tedious and melancholic existence was nothing more than a dream world, and offered her a choice between the blue pill (eternal slumber) and the red pill (troubled awakening). He prudently omitted option #3, which was...
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08-21-2012, 04:37 PM	#2802
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	a selection of jellybelly. Since neither one of those pills did any of the things they promised Morpheus decided that the select few who were not taken in by the red/blue hype should at least get something decent tasting. He wanted Sally to face the reality of her sordid existence as a…
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08-21-2012, 09:06 PM	#2803
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	fleeting dream without the benefit of surrealism. Sally was torn between the blue pill and the red for those were not her favorite color which was ...
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08-22-2012, 09:59 AM	#2804
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	black, but sadly that pill would only get her a mind-bending kung-fu ass-kicking. She settled grudgingly on the red pill, but found upon taking it that Morpheus had lied about...
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08-22-2012, 05:32 PM	#2805
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	the way it would work. The little red pill tasted of all things decayed and putrid—making her gag and eventually she had to purge everything that had remained in her stomach from her scrumptious breakfast. Just thinking about the delectable morsels of…
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08-22-2012, 06:03 PM	#2806
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	scorpion infuriated her. Then she realized that she never ate scorpion for breakfast, nor did anyone else. In point of fact she hated scorpions. The walls of the room suddenly warped into odd sharp angles and Sally felt...
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08-22-2012, 09:06 PM	#2807
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	disoriented and passed out. Upon waking she realized that she was drugged and everything that had previously happened was an allusion. She opened the front door of the house she was in and saw...
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08-23-2012, 02:03 AM	#2808
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	the Grim Reaper who tapped her head with his trident and in an instant, everything disappeared with her. Meanwhile poor Morpheus was ...
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08-23-2012, 09:47 AM	#2809
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	busy trying to teach Neo how to dodge bullets, without much success. Fed up with his dim-witted student, Morpheus decided to upload a new program involving...
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08-23-2012, 11:29 AM	#2810
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	ballet. Morpheus realized Neo had to work on his flexibility and wasn't agile enough to dodge bullets. Neo...
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08-23-2012, 02:18 PM	#2811
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	did not much appreciate his frilly ballet uniform, nor the indignity of playing Juliet to Morpheus' Romeo. Fortunately, an Agent broke up this rather embarrasing lesson by passing through a wall and...
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08-23-2012, 02:59 PM	#2812
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	challenged Neo to a Ballet match. Morpheus held Neo back and whispered...
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08-23-2012, 06:06 PM	#2813
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	those agents cannot do pirouettes to save their lives. Do a few and then take a bow. While they try to copy you and are falling all over themselves, you can then…
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08-23-2012, 07:47 PM	#2814
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	move on to something more exotic, salsa maybe? Morpheus knew if Neo could salsa dance with Trinity, that Neo was...
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08-23-2012, 09:12 PM	#2815
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	the One. There was only one The One so Morpheus ...
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08-23-2012, 09:20 PM	#2816
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	couldn't have that. Nope, Morpheus had been in love with Trinity forever. He was conflicted about...
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08-23-2012, 09:23 PM	#2817
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	the status quo so he thought of an evil plan to sabotage The One into The Wimp. For starters, he pumped Neo with ...
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08-23-2012, 09:25 PM	#2818
FreethinkerENTJ Member [05%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 239	heavy doses of estrogen in his sleep. Afterwards, instead of teaching him the dance of love he decided to teach him...
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08-23-2012, 09:52 PM	#2819
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	the Rain Dance which was a very bad idea since, well - let's just say it was a very bad idea and leave it at that. If there's one thing that Trinity hated with all her guts, bowels and other entrails, it's ...
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08-24-2012, 01:54 AM	#2820
Sprelious Core Member [600%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,033	Sponaneous Human Combustion realizing this had nothing to do with anything, she took a handful of Red and Blue pills. The results were ...
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08-24-2012, 05:28 AM	#2821
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	devastatingly dramatic as a team of topnotch microbiologist had to be summoned in consultation with a parliament of owlish geologists to determine ~~who~~ what truly happened to her. All affected personnel were required to swallow anti-nauseous pills before they were herded into the Matrix where ... Last edited by venuspop; 08-24-2012 at 10:10 PM.
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08-24-2012, 07:08 PM	#2822
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	lunch was served in their honor. Yet, the combination of pills—in all reality, they were just sugar pills anyhow. People who reacted in any way to them were considered mentally unstable and extremely suggestible. Hence, they were being herded off into an ante-room to be confronted by insurance and car salesmen. In the meantime,…
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08-24-2012, 07:17 PM	#2823
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Continental Europe collapsed in on itself, driving the world into a state of violent anarchy in which the only acceptable currency was...
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08-24-2012, 10:13 PM	#2824
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	chocolate coins. Angela Merkel who made her poundage from said currency was always seen clasping a handful when she attended ...
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08-25-2012, 04:54 AM	#2825
zeroemission Core Member [125%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,037	class as she'd got caught eating candy in front of the class one too many times and now was resigned to having to share whenever her cravings became unbearable. it was she discovered that she was also naked for some reason that she woke up yelling...
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