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Old 08-04-2012, 02:43 AM   #51
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Leave him alone!
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Certainly. I should've been clever enough to do it before, now it's too late. You own the dog and its magic.

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Old 08-04-2012, 02:49 AM   #52
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Certainly. I should've been clever enough to do it before, now it's too late. You own the dog and its magic.

*squee*
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If it sires a litter, you may have a condom puppy.

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Not sure how a condom dog reproduces...maybe take it off?

Maybe asexual reproduction?


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Old 12-20-2012, 08:06 AM   #53
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I'm feeling (oh, shut up) so content today, that I think I've got happiness to give and share... so, it's time to revive this thread. As it is [name your holiday], I encourage others to give gifts too. Choose a random forumite, the poster above you or even yourself. I know this will turn ugly anyway, so I give myself a bread helmet (man not included).


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Old 12-20-2012, 08:21 AM   #54
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To thee, on this most hallowed date in history, I donate my most prized chattel.....



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( Dec. 20, 1522 - Suleiman the Magnificent accepts the surrender of the surviving Knights of Ni, who are allowed to evacuate. They eventually settle on Malta and become known as the Knights of Muti-Ni.)
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:38 AM   #55
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To thee, on this most hallowed date in history, I donate my most prized chattel.....



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( Dec. 20, 1522 - Suleiman the Magnificent accepts the surrender of the surviving Knights of Ni, who are allowed to evacuate. They eventually settle on Malta and become known as the Knights of Muti-Ni.)

For you, dear sed, I give you not a partridge, not colly birds, not french hens nor turtle doves. I give you


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Old 12-20-2012, 08:41 AM   #56
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I could really use a de-libido-izer, any ideas?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:08 AM   #57
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I could really use a de-libido-izer, any ideas?

Just convince your subconscious that it's the member of this club as it owns the member card.


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Old 12-20-2012, 09:18 AM   #58
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Dear Bearefactor,

Could I have socks instead?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:42 AM   #59
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Dear Bearefactor,

Could I have socks instead?

Dear vampea, you are super, so I also gave you a cape or two.


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Old 12-20-2012, 09:57 AM   #60
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Dear vampea, you are super, so I also gave you a cape or two.


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Dear MoriArtio,


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Perfect! Thank you. Make them a little longer and I don't have to worry about sweeping any more. Except maybe in the corners of rooms. I don't know why I never seem to go to the corners of rooms.

Anyway, here's to cleaner Holmes!
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P.S. Yer making me
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P.P.S.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:12 AM   #61
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But but but, do I have to be your nemesis now?

What if I give you a hut?


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An eel?


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Hot and heal's?


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Old 12-20-2012, 10:22 AM   #62
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Just convince your subconscious that it's the member of this club as it owns the member card.


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Will have it printed on a T shirt, thank you.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:27 AM   #63
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Will have it printed on a T shirt, thank you.
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You're welcome. Maybe backside of this:


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Old 12-20-2012, 11:04 AM   #64
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But but but, do I have to be your nemesis now?


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Once in a while?

 
What if I give you a hut?


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An eel?


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Hot and heal's?


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Then we have all the makings of a murder.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:06 AM   #65
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Happy Yule!
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:20 AM   #66
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Once in a while?


Then we have all the makings of a murder.
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  Originally Posted by Arcanist
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Happy Yule!

Happy joulu!


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Old 12-20-2012, 11:28 AM   #67
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I'm wearing a green wristband and eating Moomin candy. What up?
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:35 AM   #68
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I would love a gift of your choice - I'm not picky at all but am hoping for a robotic housecleaner of some type.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:43 AM   #69
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I'm wearing a green wristband and eating Moomin candy. What up?

Ha haa!
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You deserve nothing more but ideas.


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Old 12-20-2012, 11:48 AM   #70
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Pet dragon please.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:48 AM   #71
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Dear Beartio

I would love a gift of your choice - I'm not picky at all but am hoping for a robotic housecleaner of some type.

Dear Monkey,

I found some sort of fitting solution, but I'm afraid the whole setting actually brings you more work.
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Pet dragon please.


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Old 12-20-2012, 01:20 PM   #72
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Can I trade in my panther for my very own Beartio?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:53 PM   #73
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Can I trade in my panther for my very own Beartio?

That would be such a good trade as she... I... we are quite a tank too, and I definitely support making love rather than making war, but unfortunately she... I... dammit... we can't be owned.

Would new speedos make you happy, dear d?

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Old 12-21-2012, 07:18 PM   #74
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I would most certainly like a gift from you! But only if you accept my gift to you.


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Old 12-21-2012, 07:31 PM   #75
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Ah I like this thread
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I want a treasure item related to the seas.
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