Facepalm stories about certain types

**passenger** · 07-25-2012, 03:53 PM

Met an INFP friend today and was totally amazed how chaotic her world was. She:

1. had her water boiler in the bedroom
2. poured the rest of her Coke (which was only half a cup) into an empty, full-size mineral water bottle and put that in the fridge
3. hid a few packages of baking soda in a document folder as a way of cleaning up the kitchen

Moxiie · 07-25-2012, 04:07 PM

How does that correspond with being an INFP?

Although I
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myself all the damn time when I:

1) make utterly random connections between absolutely unrelated things and expect people to follow my ENFP logic

2) Realize that while in a Ne daze I completely forgot to do about 75% of what I was supposed to do then have to finish that 75% in record time because I was busy going from one topic to another on the interwebz

**catzmeow** · 07-25-2012, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Moxiie
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How does that correspond with being an INFP?

Although I
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myself all the damn time when I:

1) make utterly random connections between absolutely unrelated things and expect people to follow my ENFP logic

2) Realize that while in a Ne daze I completely forgot to do about 75% of what I was supposed to do then have to finish that 75% in record time because I was busy going from one topic to another on the interwebz

Oh, whew. YOu mean this is an ENFP thing? I was worried I needed to up my dose of adderall.

**Chameleon** · 07-25-2012, 07:28 PM

INTP: 'A family member just died and my relationship just ended.'

Other person: 'OMG, are you okay?'

INTP: 'I don't know.'
----------------—-------
*punches INTP in the face* 'How do you feel now?'

INTP: 'I'm not sure. But, I understand where you are coming from.'

**zeroemission** · 07-26-2012, 12:55 PM

i don't know what type it is, and don't particularly find it funny, but i absolutely DESPISE the one instigator in any crowd that tries to rally the troops against an INTJ, until they ALL get the "i'm taking as many of you effers with me as i can" staredown and crap themselves in unison when their plan backfires.

what type is that? who are these instigators? i'd imagine opposite of INTJ in every way... ESFP?

**Chameleon** · 07-26-2012, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by zeroemission
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i don't know what type it is, and don't particularly find it funny, but i absolutely DESPISE the one instigator in any crowd that tries to rally the troops against an INTJ, until they ALL get the "i'm taking as many of you effers with me as i can" staredown and crap themselves in unison when their plan backfires.

what type is that? who are these instigators? i'd imagine opposite of INTJ in every way... ESFP?

Lol, I would tell everyone to be quite and just look at the INTJ with pity and disappointment, shake their heads, turn around, and just walk away. That is a candle that will keep on burning
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Just kidding, I would never do that.

Moxiie · 07-26-2012, 07:13 PM

*looks on with pity and disappointment*

*shakes head*

*turns around*

*walks away*

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*secretly turns around and walks back to see if it worked*

hi5yourface · 07-27-2012, 08:38 AM

	Originally Posted by passenger To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Met an INFP friend today and was totally amazed how chaotic her world was. She: 1. had her water boiler in the bedroom 2. poured the rest of her Coke (which was only half a cup) into an empty, full-size mineral water bottle and put that in the fridge 3. hid a few packages of baking soda in a document folder as a way of cleaning up the kitchen

No......no, really not at all.

**Subgenius** · 07-27-2012, 11:19 PM

i really don't know enough about the subtypes to even guess what the people in my life are. Neat Story.

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**Ender** · 07-28-2012, 01:43 AM

I facepalm at myself when I have "aha!" moments about stupid shit that turns out to make no sense later. One of my personal favorites is when I think I've come up with the most brilliant idea in the universe and then I voice it and cold reality blasts it into bits. The nice thing is that I'll have, on rare occasions, the most brilliant idea in the universe and it'll actually be confirmed as awesome in practice.

07-25-2012, 03:53 PM	#1
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07-25-2012, 04:07 PM	#2
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,370	How does that correspond with being an INFP? Although I To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. myself all the damn time when I: 1) make utterly random connections between absolutely unrelated things and expect people to follow my ENFP logic 2) Realize that while in a Ne daze I completely forgot to do about 75% of what I was supposed to do then have to finish that 75% in record time because I was busy going from one topic to another on the interwebz
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07-25-2012, 07:28 PM	#4
Chameleon Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,703	INTP: 'A family member just died and my relationship just ended.' Other person: 'OMG, are you okay?' INTP: 'I don't know.' ----------------—------- punches INTP in the face 'How do you feel now?' INTP: 'I'm not sure. But, I understand where you are coming from.'
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07-26-2012, 12:55 PM	#5
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,074	i don't know what type it is, and don't particularly find it funny, but i absolutely DESPISE the one instigator in any crowd that tries to rally the troops against an INTJ, until they ALL get the "i'm taking as many of you effers with me as i can" staredown and crap themselves in unison when their plan backfires. what type is that? who are these instigators? i'd imagine opposite of INTJ in every way... ESFP?
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07-26-2012, 07:13 PM	#7
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,370	looks on with pity and disappointment shakes head turns around walks away To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. secretly turns around and walks back to see if it worked
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07-27-2012, 11:19 PM	#9
Subgenius Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	i really don't know enough about the subtypes to even guess what the people in my life are. Neat Story. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-28-2012, 01:43 AM	#10
Ender Veteran Member [71%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,858	I facepalm at myself when I have "aha!" moments about stupid shit that turns out to make no sense later. One of my personal favorites is when I think I've come up with the most brilliant idea in the universe and then I voice it and cold reality blasts it into bits. The nice thing is that I'll have, on rare occasions, the most brilliant idea in the universe and it'll actually be confirmed as awesome in practice.
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